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Yes, you read me right. I slapped him - a hot sizzling one.

As I was sleeping one day, I felt something soft and fresh moving on my lips. Oblivious of what it could be, uncountable thoughts flooded my mind.
'Could it be an insect or someone is trying to toy with my purity?' I mumbled.
As though to clear my confusion, I began to feel human phalanges running over 'my' body... I mean 'my' body. The very one no one but my husband was ever going to access.
With holy anger (as a Christian sister) and sleepy eyes, I released my palms on the intruder.
The shout that ensued forced my eyelids open, only to see that I had slapped my husband�
The man was trying to be romantic to his wife by doing some jfkfighhjfurs, only to receive a slap.
Honestly, I didn't remember I was married. I thought someone was trying to r@pe me. This is one of the many funny things I have done in my marriage.
Sometimes, he would wound his hands around me in a cuddle, only for me to return it with a shove�
It took me months before it registered in my subconscious that I am married.
© Annied Ink
PS: Married people here, did you do any funny thing when you newly got married, or am I alone?

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