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One sunny morning, three hunters decided to embark on a hunting trip and so they took their weapons and went hunting. When they got to the forest and started hunting. Unfortunately, they were attacked by carnibals and they took them to where they will serve as meal. The hunters pleaded 4 mercy. The carnibals agreed under the condition that they will bring 10 of any kind of fruit each and so the 3 of them went in search of fruits. The first hunter came back with 10 apples. He was asked to put the 10 apples into his anus! If in the process, he cries or laughs, he will be killed so he started putting them. When he got to the fifth, he cried and was killed. The 2nd hunter came back with mustard seed and was told the same thing so he started putting them. When he got to the 9th, he laughed and was killed! They both went to heaven and started to discuss; the 1st hunter said to the 2nd- you are a fool, you almost got out alive. What in God's name made you to laugh? The 2nd hunter replied: As i was about to put the 10th one, i looked foward and saw our friend (the 3rd hunter); HE WAS CARRYING 10 WATER MELONS!

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thiz iz d voyce orf ab emeka orf illya du futo. mina awulus atyma awila adita. dat iz 2 vibr8 dat muwaness 1/2 decoded d nomenclatures u vibr8ed bought can nut decode guwaness vividly. ORILEE9ICE, who awaa

menawulus awila atyma. da entity vibr8in b4 ur b4 remains a very bembestic son orf illya du futo. the only baba who migrated 2 f.m.c nd solenyued 30 hiv patients nd transgbanwed h 4 highdrogen, i 4 iron nd migrated wit v. scratch ma back, gbosard ma coconut, i am hyper karid or i will convince u. jam me, jam tsunami! 2 God eledumare, i 1/2 landu. WALK AND STUMBLE ANOTA-EVEN IF U STUMBLE,MAY U STUMBLE ONTOP ORF D OKPEKESIS!

menawulus awila atyma adita! wishin orl d am karids in da house a veri winchomic xmas. may u work nd stumble anota, evun if u stumble, may u stumble ontop of d okpekesis. i steel remain a.b emeka orf illya du futo. remain karid!

i doff my capito 2 orl am karid in da crib. dis iz d voyce of ab emeka vibr8in b4 ur b4 remains a hypakarid nd bembestic son of illya du futo. is informatua is 2 jam orl am karids in dis area wee place pee dat comrados can now decode in dis cyber wht a don no. please may wee identify awa sefs so dat we can dy/dx via comrades nd ewu comrados. MAY UR OKPEKES NEVA RESEMBLE UR GR8 GRAN MURDER!

4 the supremos comradium! greetings to all the am karids in da house. this is the voice of ab emeka of ilya du futo. dat is 2 say, federal university of tehnology owerri. This is to jam all d ewu comrados dat keggites club is not a cush but only a social club. MAY UR DAYSIS BE LONGER DAN METU and MAY U WALK AND STUMBLE ANOTA!