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Money has different names:

1. When you owe someone (DEBT)

2. In church it's called (OFFERING)

3. When you borrow from the bank (LOAN)

4. When you offer after a service (TIP)

5. In marriage it's called (BRIDE PRICE)

6. In divorce it's called (ALIMONY)

7. Boss to workers (SALARY)

8. Master to subordinate (WAGES)

9. When you pay government (TAX)

10. In court (FINES)

11. Government to retirees (PENSION)

12. Children (MAINTENANCE)

The question is "when a Boyfriend gives to his Girlfriend" what should we call it?

If Life Were Like A Computer:

You could add/remove someone in your life using the control panel.

You could put your kids in the recycle bin and restore them when you feel like it!

You could improve your appearance by adjusting the display settings.

You could turn off the speakers when life gets too noisy.

You could click on (Ctrl, F) to recover your lost remote control and car keys.

To get your daily exercise, just click on run!

If you mess up your life, you could always press Ctrl, Alt, Delete and start all over!

True or False? .....

While walking home from school one day, Akpos sees his Daddy’s car passing the playground and going into the woods. Somewhat curious, he follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt Jane kissing. He finds this so exciting and can barely contain himself as he runs home and starts to tell his mother excitedly.

“I was at the playground and I saw Daddy’s car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went to see what was happening and I saw Daddy giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt, then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane laid down on the seat, then Daddy….”

At this point, his mother had an idea and cut him off, “Akpos, this is such an interesting story. I think you should save the rest of it for supper time because I want to see the look on Daddy’s face when you tell it tonight.”

Later that night at the dinner table, Mommy asks Akpos to tell his story. He describes the car going into the woods, the undressing, laying down on the seat and, “Then Daddy and Aunt Jane did that same thing Mommy and Uncle Jeff used to do when Daddy travelled abroad.”

If you were the police officer what will you do....
A police officer pulls over a driver and informs him that he has just won $5000 in a safety competition all because he is wearing his seatbelt.

"What are you going to do with the prize money?" the officer asks.

The man responds, ''I guess I'll go to a driving school and get my license.''

His wife says, "Officer, don't listen to him. He's a smart person when he's drunk.

The guy in the back seat says, "I knew we wouldn't get far in this stolen car."

Just then a knock comes from the boot of the car and a voice calls out, ''Have we crossed the border yet?''....drop ur comments

Akpos got 0% marks in an exam and was surprised because all his answers were seemingly correct!
The questions and answers below:

Q.1- In which battle did Usman Dan Fodio Die?
Ans.- In his Last Battle.

Q.2- Where was the Declaration of Independence Signed?
Ans.- At the Bottom of the Page.

Q.3- What is the Main Reason for Divorce?
Ans.- Marriage.

Q.4- What day is the Nigeria Independence?
Ans.- Independence Day

Q.5- When was Nelson Mandela Born?
Ans.- On His Birthday.

Q.6- How will you Distribute 8 Mangoes among 6 People?
Ans.- By Preparing Mango Shake!

Do you feel that he was wrongly penalised? Comment Below.. Akpos got 0% marks in an exam and was surprised because all his answers were seemingly correct!
The questions and answers below:

Q.1- In which battle did Usman Dan Fodio Die?
Ans.- In his Last Battle.

Q.2- Where was the Declaration of Independence Signed?
Ans.- At the Bottom of the Page.

Q.3- What is the Main Reason for Divorce?
Ans.- Marriage.

Q.4- What day is the Nigeria Independence?
Ans.- Independence Day

Q.5- When was Nelson Mandela Born?
Ans.- On His Birthday.

Q.6- How will you Distribute 8 Mangoes among 6 People?
Ans.- By Preparing Mango Shake!

Do you feel that he was wrongly penalised? Comment Below..