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Shadi Ke Liye Ladke Wale Ladki Ko Dekhne Gaye Ladki Ki Maa Ne Ladke Se Pucha: “Beta Kya Kam Karte Ho?” Ladka: “Ji Samsaj Seva Karta Hun” Maa: “Matlab?” Ladka: “Gire Hue Ko Uthata Hun, Bichde Hue Ko Milata Hun” Maa: “Wo Kaisi?” Ladka: “Bra Banata Hun“ Mangta Hoon To Deti Nahi Jawab Meri Baat Ka Deti Ho To Khada Ho Jata Hai Rom Rom Jazbaat Ka Kyun Kehte Ho Bar Bar Dalo Balo Mein Phool Ghulab Ka. Public to Santa: us rowdy ke vajah se hum pareshaan hai. use haamare area se bhagaane ka koi tareeka bataao? Santa: aasaan hai, use election mein khadaa karke MLA banaa do. agle 5 saal tak woh tumhaare area ki taraf nahi aayega. Find More here http://jokesforadults.net/funny-jokes-for-adults/ http://jokesforadults.net/funny-dirty-jokes/ |
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Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?" Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth wash ?" Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?" Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth wash ?" A lady was running to catch a train to Bangalore. She reached the station and was searching for the train. Passenger: (Asked to the station master) Sir, is this my train? Station Master: No Madam, this is not your train, it’s railways department’s train. Passenger: (Annoyed) That’s a good joke. Don’t act too smart. What I meant was, can I take this train to Bangalore? Station Master: No ma’am, you cannot! This train is so BIG and you can’t take it. Passenger: Its really funny! Now say me, will this train take me to Bangalore? Station Master: NO ma’am. The train can’t take you. The train driver will drive it to Bangalore! The passenger fainted! For More jokes click here>> http://funnydirtyjokes.net/funny-jokes-for-adults/ |
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