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free2ryhme: thank you for killing my time and your brain cells.

And you have a brain cell abi?

Coming on her chatting shīt like you can afford to. Shouldn't you be out looking for a job? Or na yahoo yahoo you wan do for the rest of your life?

Once you stop getting fücked from the back, your ability to reason logically might come back to you.

Gay oshi!

I'll shît on your whole existence. You mistake of a child!

free2ryhme: was your mother like this even after SHE meet your dad..*SMH* I can see y you are child out of wedlock

Sorry to disappoint you but NO!

Shame... Couldn't say the same about your dog of a mother, and the cross dressing he-goat you call your dad. Blame both of them for passing on their ugly gene to you.

You dïck-less mofo! A silly excuse for a man.

You waste of flesh! Gobshíte!

Idowuogbo: hmmm...ur man no get work? oh i forgot he dey collect salary for JC.

Abi naw.. Why should he work when the government gives out free money
You too dey on the dole abi?


He's at work but I've got a spare key.

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Of what?
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Water and garri makes Eba for your wedding day.

You and groundnut

sexkillz: [color=#000030]And your yansh too. . .
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Keep dreaming!

Idowuogbo: ewo! na schizo section u do placement today? i think u've bin bitten o.

Hahhaha It's my day off today. On the train going to see my man. My car is having its MOT done.


You've been bitten a long time ago. Even Aro can't contain you

sexkillz:

Hahhaha

May thunder fire your yansh!

Idowuogbo: i dont have 1. Dose days, we tattoo dier names and birth days on our top lip.

Sharrap joh!

If you want to buy him from me, just say. I don't want him anymore.. He bares bears far too much resemblance to his bástard of a father.

Oya have him for free. That's all he's worth to me. NOTHING!

Idowuogbo: wtf!
take dat bck now!! am his mama

Since when? Show me his birth certificate.

I carried him for 11 months (he didn't want to come out.. He had to be forced out)

sexkillz: [color=#000030]I know those are your nicknames already. . . Tell me the ones i dont know. . .
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Your mama!

sexkillz: [color=#000030]I am typing on my phone too. . .

Yes o. I am wearing double vests sef. I can't afford to take chances. . .
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Mumu.

Mugu!

sexkillz: [color=#000030]ghen gen. . .

Thank God say i wear my bullet proof.
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Hahaha fûck off man!

Silly mistake... Stone me!

I'm typing on my phone so keep your bulletproof vest at easy reach. More "ghen gen" to come

free2ryhme: hey Abortion pickin, r u there just saw your facebook fan page Over 300 Facebooking Likes! Yesssssssssssssssss!!!! all dyslexic patients

Facebook page?! Are you sure you haven't been using crack?

Why were you no where to be found yesterday? Chickened out?! Obese pig!

You bastärd! Keep using them one-liner copy and pasted shít.. By tomorrow, you might be able to compose an actual insult! I'll pray for you.

You spineless, dïckless, gutless, worthless, useless piece of shīt!

Product of an inçest!

ItsModella: lol ok, do you remember Tony One Week?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIpf8qhzuJQ

"If I die today, I go die no more"

Hahaha

What the heck?! Obviously! Once you're dead, that's it mate.

Shollypopz: lol, I just said it's hard explaining it.

Maybe abiL can be of better help

It's hard to explain. Try peanut butter, it taste quite similar to it.

Shollypopz: U know "danqua"?? OMG!! Most of my Nigerian friends don't. It's very annoying trying to explain it to them..

"Danqua" is sweet mehn

Yes naw. It's made from groundnut ..I think. The Hausa/ Fulani people sold it.

Shollypopz: There's something called "Danqua" I don't know if I'm spelling it rit. I had it just once and got into a lot of trouble for it too but it was really good

I don't even know how it's meant to be spelt, but yeah I remember it.

Smooth peanut butter taste a bit like danqua.. But I can't have too much because it gives me pimples.

ItsModella: Cabin biscuit, supreme ice cream, Trebor peppermint, Eclairs (for the posh kids)

Fan yoghurt

Kuli kuli

[quote author=Mynd_44]I know I can't make you(at least not with force) but look around you. All the negative energy in the atmosphere is getting the world nowhere. We have to embrace peace and live as one[/quote]Are my eyes deceiving me?!

I still like you sha

World peace it is!

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Make me.
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Lawl!

sexkillz: [color=#000030]I just remembered goody goody. . .
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sexkillz: [color=#000030]Baba dudu and puff puff?
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Sisi pelebe

Goody goody

Choco milo

Fi shi bi je

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Roasted corn and Sugar cane?
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No joh!

Boli and epa!

flanrey: If you do come around, there are a number of nice clubs on the island but I wouldn't advice leaving the island to mainland at odd hours. Its best you sleep in some hotel (that's if you don't reside on the island)

Oh wow thanks. I doubt I'll be going out clubbing in Nigeria anyway.
I just wanna see how Nigeria has changed. If it has.


&& eat delicious foods

sexkillz: [color=#000030]You miss TOM TOM too? Lmao
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And agbalumo!

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Gala is stale jorh. . . There are new kids in the block now
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ON.

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Gala is stale jorh. . . There are new kids in the block now
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Human meat?!

Shollypopz: lol, abiL and sexkillz need to be in bed.

Bye y'all!

Don't go!!!!!!!

Shollypopz: lol, what's super foods?? U are abiL, lol!

I'm sure there is (or was) something that goes by that name. They sell (well sold) meat pies as well.

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Nightlife is good but apply caution. I dont club
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Caution for what?... Rapists abi? Them ones that drug your drinks?

You don't club because you're scared of experiencing back-way penetration?

Shollypopz: *Sigh* Feeling relieved!!

I rmbr sweet sensation had d best birthday cakes!

Was there super foods as well? Or am I making shït up?