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sexkillz: [color=#000030]Which spit? Can't you see rain is drizzling?
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Rain from your mouth?

flanrey: Ohhh, just put '£' in front of the 15m

My uncle in Nigeria got kidnapped

My mum had to fork out money for him to be released. Nigerian oles!

Some Nigerian people scares me small small sha

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Things don change. . . Mr Biggs now sells amala sef. Village kitchen, mama cass is also nice.
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What?! No meat pies anymore?!

Shollypopz: D last time I was in Nigeria, quite a number of places had street lights in Lagos.

Didn't visit Abuja or any other state. Do we really obey them?? That's another story entirely

How's the nightlife like? Have you been out clubbing in naija?

Sexkillz you can answer the question as well if you want. I know how you're itching to be heard!

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Bros Abeg fûck off before you spoil my runz. What's is 15m? You no hear say her papa get money?
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&'& you call naija girls gold diggers.

See your life!

sexkillz: [color=#000030]You heard me. . . Eatery!

And yes they now obey traffic laws. . .
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Must you spit?!

*wipes her face*

Okay o! I've heard you.

flanrey: 15m ransom

Hahaha is that in Zimbabwe currency?

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Olodo.

White house is an entry specialized in local dishes. . .
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Come again?!!

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Smh. You are missing a real life adventure. We'll live in the bush for few days, eating insects and drinking palm wine. . .
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I love palm wine. They sell some "fake" palm wine here... Tastes nothing like the Nigeria ones.

Shollypopz: We have to go the new white house, the gbegiri soup there was on point!

There's a White House in Nigeria?!

I read somewhere that Nigerians now follow traffic lights.. Can you confirm this?!!!

sexkillz: [color=#000030]We could plan your kidnap together. . .
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I reject all bad things IJN

*spits*

Shollypopz: lol, I was talking about myself but thanks to you, now i know ur age

Now I know your age as well

sexkillz: [color=#000030]If you get kidnapped, I'll find you. I have a "007" certificate. . .
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Not if I get kidnapped by you

sexkillz: [color=#000030]AbiL and sholly, I'll take you all to my favourite amala joints and fufu joints. . .

Not that gravy nonsense.
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Like I've said, I don't want to be your means of getting rich

Don't go and sell our body parts to baba juju

Shollypopz: Which yeye how u feel?? You better go home!!

Egbami, I will be going early summer too.....I can't wait!

I don't wanna get kidnapped o for money rituals! Hahaha

If I can get time off placement, then I will defo go.

Shollypopz: Really?? U don enter, I'll be on the look-out for you too!

Spare me!

One off mistake o!

sexkillz: [color=#000030]ghen gen
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*hands him bulletproof vest*

Shollypopz: lol, add 5yrs

Hahaha you dey stalk my passport?!

Shollypopz: When last did u go to Nigeria abiL?? Don't tell me it's been more than 10 years. You need to visit home oooo

I'm sure that's just d bad part of it, I'm sure they had fun too in midst of all the chaos.

I've heard great stories from friends that went to Nigerian universities for undergrad, I kinda evy them

The last time I was in Nigeria was more than 15 years ago.

I miss the ofada rice, suya, and ewa agoyin (don't know if I've spelt 'agoyin' correctly).

I'm thinking of visiting Nigeria with my dad early next year.. But I'll see how I feel lol

sexkillz: [color=#000030]How old are you? That song is 16 years old
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16 exactly!

Oo I remember one...

Super story

Shollypopz: lol, I remember!! It was a cement company, rit??

Do u rmbr AIT AIT, Daar "...." Station

Ogbonge TV for this country, we've made great history

Mama, Papa ooo....AIT na we station

African independent television
AIT AIT
Daar communication
Ogbonje TV for this country, we've made history.

Mama papa o
AIT Na we station

Sister brother o
AIT Na we station

ItsModella: Who remembers "we no go gree o, we no go gree, Bagco supersack, na im we want"?

Hahaha is that an ad?

sexkillz: [color=#000030]No

I play daddy, you play mommy and we teach other Daisies and mommies how to have quickies without their kids knowing. . .
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Ewwwwwww. You disgust me!

Shollypopz: DUNLOPS ADVERT: Jigi-Jigi Gba!!

LOL abiL, what I really want is a Nigerian university experience.

Ehn! You want a lecturer to demand s[ex from you before he marks your essay?
Or have you forgotten about them Aluu 4 boys.

I'm scared of going back to Nigeria tbh. Haven't been back since. Bet a lot of things would have changed... Apart from their rituals and kidnapping for blood money.

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Let's make a film.
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Horror film?!

I'll behead you, drink your blood, and roast you for supper. Okay?

sexkillz: [color=#000030] . Now, Bite me.
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I highly doubt that she wants to catch any incurable diseases from you.

Shollypopz: ItsModella do u rmbr Candle Light and the gate man called Mr Goody-Goody!

I feel like I've missed out on a Nigeria childhood. The only thing I remember are Disney films

Trump is getting predictable and boring now. Typical of him! He needs to focus on replacing the dead cat he has on his head.

Does he need to resort to this level before donating to charity?! Behaviours like his are what gives republicans bad names.

Does he actually think that Obama will accept his money?!


I bet he secretly likes Obama

His new trick will only favour Obama.


Didn't Romney offered Perry a bet as well during the republican debate.

Mtcheeeww! Birds of the same feathers...

Shollypopz: Why is tomorrow even public holiday in Nigeria sef??

Who wants to talk about Nigerian old tv shows?? No mods allowed!!

Papa ajasco.. Does that count?!

sexkillz: [color=#000030]As long as you'll be doing the assessing. . . With your soft hands. . . Grrrrr

Houseboy? Is my name Akpan?
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Face your "duties"

Who gave you the permission to speak?!

ItsModella: Don't try to act like you didn't viewing the topic when all the nonsense was going on?

Sexkillz has selective vision naw.

Sexkillz oya try and deny it!