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[quote author=190-the-clown]
Someone vexed me jor



and

im also mad at abiL she said no one gets her wet (which includes me) [/quote]Send me a picture of your kini. It might rain downstairs. Might.

[quote author=AlterEgo™]Yes baby..... Been stuck in Spain for the past week....
Glad I'm now back in England
Going to Nigeria later in the week for Yuletide igbadun [/quote]You're here in England and won't visit me?!!

➢ Name
- Abi L.
➢ Age
- 22 (in few days )
➢ Occupation
- Trainee Clinical Psychologist
➢ Are you single, dating or married
- In a relationship
➢ Those u like on NL
- Indifference. Neutral. Meh-Meh-Meh! Don’t like or dislike anyone on here. Couldn’t care less about the majority of people on here if I’m honest.
➢ Those u dislike on NL
- Refer to the above ^
➢ Those u find annoying
-190 (rants like an hormonal teenage girl, childish and annoyingly funny – sometimes), Onila (attention-seeking-goat-head… can be quite interesting to read her post – sometimes), Mynd (24/7 NL security guard, I don’t find him annoying as a person, but his posts can sometimes a lot of times be annoying), Dailynews
➢ Those u can't help but read their posts (u look forward to what they have to say)
- Ehmm….
➢ Those you follow and wish follows you back
- None. Nil. Zero.
➢ Why do you follow the people you follow
- I don’t want to follow a lot of people due to the amount of notifications I will get when they comment on threads. I follow the people I follow because their posts can be quite interesting to read.
➢ NLer that has sent u the most PMs
- Ehmm….
➢ How many PMs do you get on average in a day.
- Hmm… It depends. Some days I get a lot of customers , other days business can be really slow
➢ NLer(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting
- Now, I’ll say Idowuogbo I used to find her interesting - can’t really pinpoint where it all went wrong – but I’d rather just ignore her posts when I see them now tbh . Also if I don’t know you, and don’t find your post interesting or insultive, I’ll most likely not quote you.
➢ Which NL member(s) is fake.
- Onila with her fake and useless threads
➢ NLer(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date
- Eeek none. No one on this forum gets my p[uu]ssy wet
➢ NLer(s) you can date or have a crush on
- If you asked me this a month ago, I’d probably say Coogar. I like his personality on NL, but not off NL.
➢ Why WON”T u choose him/her above??
- I’m attracted to aggression. A guy who can tell me where to stick it. Someone who knows how to put me in my place…. I like ‘em rough, sexy and loving .
➢ Your favorite NLer
- Itsmodella, Shollypopz, Hornipipe, Sexkillz, Idowuogbo, 190, AlterEgo.
➢ Your favorite mod
- [s]Who else if not Sexkillz… my very own albino monkey[/s]. Jaybee
➢ Funniest NLer
- Idowuogbo (…I can’t understand what she types sometimes) 190
➢ NLer with the best threads
D-Explorer … my meatball!
➢ NLer(S) diary you stalk
- I won’t call it stalking, but I’ve read all of calotti’s diary posts, some of sexkillz’, mynd’s, slimyem’s and lalaosky’s.
➢ NL member(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why?
- I won’t say we don’t get along, we just don’t interact in a friendly way anymore. They are; idowu & mynd Sad… but oh well
➢ Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/ quite similar to yours.
- Shollypopz’ feistiness && probably Kandikane’s vulgarity (s[e]xu'al expletives).
➢ NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life
- Bloody Onila. She needs to wake up and smell the coffee.
➢ NLer(s) you would go second and first base with.
- Myself. I’m a NLer
➢ NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life
- Ehmm… I’ve spoken to a few people offline, Sexkillz, Shollypopz, Itsmodella, Hornipipe, Coogar, 2legit2qwt, Sweetlemon…
➢ NLer(S) you consider smart
- Shymexx. He’s more of a geek, than a “ghetto-hustler”
➢ NL member that tries too hard.
- Ehmm…
➢ NLer(s) you find intriguing
- Hmm… Shymexx. Has he actually got any friends in real life?! How come everyone associate him with multiple IDs. Calloti. That woman is something else. I like her very much.
➢ What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer
“Yimu” ….. “Na2day”
➢ Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from
- D-Explorer … Idowu
➢ Who do u often disagree with on NL
- Vivian
➢ Who do u often agree with
- Ehmm…
➢ Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex)
- Sexkillz (…negro please). None I’m afraid. But I do think 2[b]legit2qwit, freshdude & coogar[/b] are quite good looking guys. Not sexy though -__-
➢ Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex)
- Today is Sunday… I shall say no more :x
➢ Who is NL's Mr/Ms. nice guy
- Lalaosky. I do feel that he sometimes tries to hard to please and be on friendly terms with everyone.
➢ Who is NL's Mr/Ms. Douchebag
Seun. For not paying Sexkillz for his dedication and time wasted moderating on his forum.

I was waiting for you to inbox me that the thread is active.

[quote author=190-the-clown]Not now abiL not now [/quote]Call me, let's chat.

[quote author=190-the-clown]Abil don't talk 2me [/quote] why nau? Hope your dïck still isn't sore from last night's...

[quote author=190-the-clown]if any body talks to be today i'll just insult that person [/quote]190 baby, who has offended you?

I'm not a fan of your tribal tattoos. Don't like tribal tattoos in general. Everyone seems to have it these days, it doesn't look original because most tribal tattoos seems to look the same tbh.


Anyway, nice body

Shollypopz: @abiL: We should create "the thread", this place is boring

When you're ready love

Oh yeah 190

You said you didn't wanna get drunk because you had whiskey earlier, so decided to have wine.

But

Don't you know that mixing your drinks gets you more drunk? *Typing from experience*

[quote author=ekt_bear]yes, i didn't realize it was wrong

27

i figured you posted because you wanted to share[/quote]I'm done with your issues. Have fun

190


I had a good laugh reading your story.

To summarise, your "over-grown" dïck visited a wet region this evening. Twice.

Congrats bro! Anyone would think this is your first time, with the way you're spilling your business like a teenager.


Did you lick her punáni?!

Hope you washed your yeast infected díck before

[quote author=ekt_bear]OK, my bad

My sincere apologies, abiL[/quote]Do you really need to be told that something is wrong before you realise that it is?... Humour me, how old are you?

[quote author=190-the-clown]come abiL if you chook hand for your eye e go follow back come out [/quote]Huh? English please!

[quote author=190-the-clown]yes she did - that was what i wanted to gist u guys but people don dey call me liar already [/quote]You're not a liar. Oya spill

[quote author=190-the-clown]i had an encounter with an ex of mine today whom we broke up over 5years ago [/quote]Liar!!

Redmosquito:

Hahahha

Legit1: Damn!, I got to delete that pant & bra pic?

But there was no face na!

You as well?!


If you're gonna be a weirdo, at least be private with it.

[quote author=ekt_bear]My facebook friends aren't in the habit of posting sexy photos online, lol.

At any rate, I shall respect your wishes and remove them.[/quote]NL members will not kill me.

Sincere 9gerian: It seems the work of the Nigerian Police Force these days is just to 'confirm incidents'. Incompetence everywhere, due to quota system

[quote author=ekt_bear]No I am 100% serious. Should I delete them?

I assume in general that when someone posts pictures online, they aren't opposed to others keeping them.[/quote]What in the name of raw fish are you typing?! ..Do you go about saving your friends' pictures on Facebook on your laptop?

Abeg kindly delete my pictures. Make sure it's properly deleted, and that means deleting it from the recycle bin as well.


I'm trying really hard to stop myself from saying things I truly wanna say. So.. Yeah, do delete my pictures. Thank you very much for your custom.

[quote author=ekt_bear]Am i wrong for having saved abiL's pictures on my computer?[/quote]The fück?!

Please tell me you're joking.

[quote author=D-Explorer]Yes! [/quote]That will be all for today.

Thanks for answering all my questions.

[quote author=D-Explorer]I aint married and that forfeits all previous questions [/quote]Some say that you have one eye, and that one eye is a tèsticle. Na lie?

[quote author=D-Explorer]Hahahahahahaha. Take the 4 at back away. I stopped at 2yrs from tellings Naughty girl[/quote]We thank God.

Some say that you're happily married to a wolf. Clarify please.

ItsModella: abiL is really "getting personal" with D-Ex...

Let it not be said that I didn't keep to the purpose of this thread.

[quote author=D-Explorer]I'd want us to get a room and do this, gaddit? Huh[/quote]I'll take that as a yes.


Is it true that you never stopped bed wetting until you turned 24 years old?

ItsModella: Ooohhhh absolutely

Show's over people! Give me and my mister some privacy.

[quote author=D-Explorer]abiL just got loosed your source of info is comical. No ques again from you else you get my spanking, huh[/quote]*ignores him*


Back to the topic...

Is it true that after sèx, you bite the head of your partner off?

ItsModella: Of course, be the first

Yay!


Grabs...

*ice cubes* *bowl of melted chocolate* *whip cream* *handcuffs* *blind fold* *a whip*


Ready sir?