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Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Get Personal With D- Explorer by abiL(f): 6:36pm On Dec 15, 2012
ItsModella: ahahahahahaha!! ok ma'am.

Thank you for recognizing and accepting my gender change.
Everyone is welcome in the house of God grin


Ps: can I suck you off?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Get Personal With D- Explorer by abiL(f): 6:32pm On Dec 15, 2012
ItsModella: bahahahaha!! abiL, what's with all these weird questions? grin grin grin


@D-Explorer, why? being a man feels so nice, I don't wanna change.
I need to verify the rumours SIR.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Get Personal With D- Explorer by abiL(f): 6:29pm On Dec 15, 2012
[quote author=D-Explorer]With ladies around, boy got no chance tongue[/quote]Hmm questionable.


Anyway

Some say that each of your toenails are exactly the same as a woman's nïpples. False?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Get Personal With D- Explorer by abiL(f): 6:25pm On Dec 15, 2012
[quote author=D-Explorer]Go back to bed cheesy[/quote]I'm here to get personal! angry



Is it true you've only kissed a boy?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Get Personal With D- Explorer by abiL(f): 5:53pm On Dec 15, 2012
[quote author=D-Explorer]abiL haff kill me, hahaha. I aint hairy even that hairy part wink gets shaved.[/quote]Ok.

Some says that your gènitals are upside down, and that you have your boxers specially made (in China) to accommodate your enormous balls. True?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Get Personal With D- Explorer by abiL(f): 5:34pm On Dec 15, 2012
[quote author=D-Explorer]Even SK isn't afraid of the sun tongue[/quote]I don't believe you.

Anyway...

Some say that you're hairier than a gorilla with 26-inches (4 bundles) of brazillian weave. Please clarify.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Get Personal With D- Explorer by abiL(f): 5:30pm On Dec 15, 2012
[quote author=D-Explorer]Yeah, i was trained by the Lion of the tribe of Judea grin *staring at her.......* humm[/quote]Ok. smiley

Is it true that you're afraid of the sun... Or have I mistaken you for Sexkillz?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Get Personal With D- Explorer by abiL(f): 5:05pm On Dec 15, 2012
[quote author=D-Explorer]I was beginning to think you saw yours in the mirror grin but for me, why not come closer and confirm wink[/quote]Thanks for the clarification, but no, mine are fine.


Anyway, is it true that you spend your spare time killing lions with your bare hands?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by abiL(f): 4:49pm On Dec 15, 2012
ItsModella: Well, I'm sure many people here can agree with me that this is how your brain truly is.

https://davepics.com/Misc/Funny/Male_Brain.gif
There's a lot of fücking. I haven't observed any licking or sucking.

190... Fix up!!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by abiL(f): 4:46pm On Dec 15, 2012
[quote author=190-the-clown]AbiL the arena would be set for things btwn us dont worry

save your lines for later angry
[/quote]Don't worry about me cool



It's going down.... Basement! grin
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by abiL(f): 4:44pm On Dec 15, 2012
ItsModella: your balls maybe undecided grin
Great minds... wink
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by abiL(f): 4:44pm On Dec 15, 2012
[quote author=190-the-clown]what can ABiL really cook to be honest[/quote]Your bloody tèsticles!!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by abiL(f): 4:43pm On Dec 15, 2012
ItsModella: what tha....?? you don't know good food then.. tongue tongue
I know a good cöck when I see one. lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by abiL(f): 4:42pm On Dec 15, 2012
ItsModella: did you read their attacks at each other? fuqing epic... grin grin
I read it and re-read again. He got served. grin grin grin
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by abiL(f): 4:39pm On Dec 15, 2012
ItsModella: Maybe not comment but laugh. Hahahahahaha!! this reminds me of that beef between you and lifted...that chick finished you tho grin grin grin
You want him to jump off a bridge? grin grin

Don't bring it up again. I'm begging you. cheesy grin
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by abiL(f): 4:38pm On Dec 15, 2012
ItsModella: It's a soup made from palm kernel nuts...one of the best things Nigerians invented.

[img]http://www.ejays.biz/images/banga1.jpg[/img]
Cüm would easily pass down my throat than that thing. lipsrsealed
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by abiL(f): 4:33pm On Dec 15, 2012
[quote author=190-the-clown]grin grin grin

you can choose to boil it too and eat it with banga soup grin grin[/quote]What's banga?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by abiL(f): 4:33pm On Dec 15, 2012
[quote author=190-the-clown]
i'll start a thread where we get 2 diss ourselves some time later on d dating and meet up zone
i really wanna show u some pepper grin grin
[/quote]Just say that you want me to give you some attention. It's fine. I got you wink
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by abiL(f): 4:31pm On Dec 15, 2012
[quote author=190-the-clown]
No i have 3 actually
one for you one for modella and one for shollypopz
[/quote]Hahahha please give mine to itsmodella.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by abiL(f): 4:30pm On Dec 15, 2012
[quote author=190-the-clown]OMG Abil its me 190 your hubby embarassed[/quote]*yimu*
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by abiL(f): 4:27pm On Dec 15, 2012
[quote author=190-the-clown]Huh i ent single - ask kandikane or goldielucks she knows me away from here
and all my girlfriends

ask her

btw i need your advice on this thread

https://www.nairaland.com/1133321/top-10-relationship-advice-nigerian#13402825


and you too modella grin grin

be nice on there[/quote]You can go and fück yourself up your àrse with a 16-inch spiky diîldo if you think I'm going to comment on that thread.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by abiL(f): 4:25pm On Dec 15, 2012
ItsModella: Keep playing with fire, ya hear? don't you love those balls of yours? tongue tongue
190 is it true that you only have one têsticle?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by abiL(f): 4:22pm On Dec 15, 2012
[quote author=190-the-clown]embarassed embarassed embarassed

abiL is my wife, she'll be nice to me smiley[/quote]The correct spelling for flytefall isn't A-B-I-L.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by abiL(f): 4:21pm On Dec 15, 2012
[quote author=190-the-clown]
AbiL you cant do nothing face it,
You SNORE While you slip and you sleep with your mouth OPEN

Try it tonight, i'll walk up to you while you sleep and drop an egg right inside your mouth undecided


crush balls ke undecided
they are well barricaded grin grin
[/quote]Did you forget that I drool in my sleep as well.

Oh what about the sleep-walking, and the Kung-fu kicking of legs when I'm in deep sleep...





That explains why you're still single tongue
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by abiL(f): 4:15pm On Dec 15, 2012
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by abiL(f): 4:12pm On Dec 15, 2012
ItsModella: She's about to crush your balls, I would apologize if I were you tongue tongue
After I'm done crushing 'em, I'll feed it to him, using my àss-hole as a platter.

When he's done ingesting his own balls, he can use my pubic hair to floss the meat stuck in between his unbrushed teeth.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Get Personal With D- Explorer by abiL(f): 4:07pm On Dec 15, 2012
ItsModella: I can't even read that post with a straight face. You're crazy girl. You should start your own thread "getting personal with abil" I'm sure people are dying to ask you questions.
Lol I'm waiting patiently for his clarification.

If you open your own thread, I've got several questions I need answers to.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by abiL(f): 4:05pm On Dec 15, 2012
[quote author=190-the-clown]^be nice to me, i didnt say nothin modella did

ask ayobase undecided
[/quote]I'm coming with pliers to crush your nuts.

You better apologise now! angry

Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by abiL(f): 3:55pm On Dec 15, 2012
[quote author=190-the-clown]Modella abiL is angry with you

She said how can you tell people dat she snores and sleeps with her mouth open grin[/quote]190 have you brushed your teeth today?!

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