₦airaland Forum

amicable09:
Lolz... This is why I love you!
You know how to cooperate and be a good daughter . I'm proud I gave you proper home training

Just barber the head my child! Lol
Underline the word 'head' .

Jazmiynne:
Abimba oya prepare o...cos u go tey shaaa

amicable09:
Lol @ the list we gave you is too much

It is not!
Have you bought me the boxes of wrapper?
Have you bought me 25 gallons of Palm oil? 1 gallon for one birthday of the bride to be , that's nothing compared to the amount of Palm oil she consumed .
OK, have you constructed a new kitchen for me?
Have you harvested 50 tubers of yam for me?
Have you... have you built me a thatch house?

Issokay if you have done up to the 54th item but if you have not yet reached this part, please continue

We will just dye her hair

amicable09:

For your mind now abi?
I'll send you off to your suitor, you have overstayed in my own house. Don't come and marry my husband with me.

karleone:
I'm not being smart dear. I'm only trying to see if I've learnt a bit You can help with the translation

By the way, I said I was going to teach you the language, I didn't say you should start using yours for me.


Hope you had a wonderful day at work?

amicable09:
Warris this!?
Speak English!!!!

adewumiopeyemi:
hi i need ur support am contesting for mr nairaland contest..... pls just nominate me in romance section u will see the thread there "I nominate adewumiopeyemi

CC: Dygeasy

karleone:
Hope you're not trying to revenge?
By the way, did you just say, "I've heard you ma. I am..."?

amicable09:
Lolz... This is what happens when your daddy married me to a new tribe ... now you have to be lost when your Aunty and Mummy are having some deep talks

Pele

amicable09:
Lolz... Babe you just scatter my head here!
I will love to hear these words straight from your mouth! e go sweet my belle wella

Bia isi gini? e chori kpa nkata here?
Jide kwa onweghi o! I don't want to hear stories!

Just arrange me the bench!
It is only with you I want to get drunk and talk plenty

Lero15:
How are you doing?

Lero15:
Jazm iynne

Abimbex007

SirVintageCock:
Look at this adulterated diethyl ether talking about respect.
Anyway,
Go ahead with the CS also with tummy tucks and liposuction to fasten your belly or better still after vagina! birth do a vaginoplasty to restore your loss virginity. Do a boob job too cause gravity is coming for ya.
Maintain the sex machine of that man cos that's all you are to him.

Kookny:
My spell in the unemployment sector has come to an end guys.

It was all good. I thank God for all the experiences I had, the people I met, those that helped me, encouraged me in one way or the other, those that made out time to post job vacancies they came across, even those that saw it as an opportunity to scam me .

I remain grateful! For the lessons I learnt, for the loves found, for the friends made, for the humility learnt, for the empathy acquired. Y'all are all special! Mucho Gratia

Thank you.

Charles4075:
Mehn, Op I bleeped up back then especially singing National Anthem..

I rise oooo compassion
Nigeria score lo bay
To serve our father's land
With love and strength and faith
The na- suffer
Our street suffer
Shall never be in vale
To serve with heart and mighty
Ahh nation bound in fee-dom
Peace and unity..

vizkiz:
Guy- buys 5 gucci shoes, 2 varsace sunglasses and a perfume... Then exits.

Lady - Takes a stroll for 50 minutes, checks the label on almost every item, puts on some sunglasses and hats then take pictures, take more pictures, buys 2 apples and one cornflake... Exits the mall

Lero15:
amicable09 boo,

wen my head is clear, will read it. d head dey pound atm.


BTW where is Abimbex007

amareto:

gurunlocker:
Looking for publicity? How will you be comparing ekiti and Lagos? Lagos can even stop depending on FG, if ekiti try that, they will sell them on olx.... So this is just bullshit

Kookny:
I tell ya... Real.

Been outta town from PHC to villa, to suburbs. Would be back to Lagos soonest.

How're you doing? Hope stocks are balancing??