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Lmao" FIGHT AFTER EXAM."Ekaete and Akpos dey scatter fight outside examination hall.. other classmates dey shout wetin happen na! wetin happen na! "Akpos:- this idiot copy me for exam! Ekaete:-copy wetin! i no write anything na.na blank sheet i submit! Akops:- Una see am?na blank sheet i submit too. the examiner go think say we copy each other ! jor ooh


Obi was coming back from
school, singing and dancing, the
father asked him"My son
dis one dat u are happy, singing
and dancing, I have not seen u in
... dis mood for a while now, the boy
replied and said papa, u will not
be buying new textbooks,
notebooks and all the writing
materials, the father shouted,
that's my son, but wait oo, did u
win scholarship or something?
D'Boy said noo, I AM REPEATING
THE SAME CLASS AGAIN..


A young man fainted in front of Mr Biggs and people started shouting bring water,bring water.
Suddenly the guy wakes up and shouts at them ''una dey mad, if na water dey hungry me, nor be front of water board I for faint?"

An igbo lady sat at a bar wit a British & an America guy, waiting 2 be served. D bar man came over to take their orders. D American guy said: ''Jack Daniels, single'' d British guy said: ''Johnny Walker, single.'' D bar man finally turned to d igbo lady & said: ''& u madam?'' she replied: ''Chiamaka Okoro, Married'

Winning an argument does not always mean you are right. It may even mean that you are stupid. I have since learnt that real wise people often let fools win arguments to maintain the peace.

The worst form of manipulation is when a person makes their life dependent on you. You have to honestly accept that you are not God on whom someone's live would depend. Anyone who tells you "If you leave me I will die" is nothing more than a dangerous manipulator. Run as fast as you can from the person. Meanwhile that is often what he has told everyone he related with before you.

lol, try understand, wht i mean,

Every Heart has a pain
Only the way of
Expressing in Different, ''Fools hide it in Eye's
while brilliant hide it in
theri Smile''

Any one who is in any career just because of money will be a slave of men. Like they say, he who pays the piper dictates the tunes. Career has to be about maximizing the purpose of your life. You discover the purpose and then identify and cooperate with people and organizations to facilitate it. Money will eventually result from process but not as the target of the process.

We should be driven by an accurate standardized sense of right and wrong and not by people's expectation. People may always expect you to do what will make them happy but what will make them happy is not always the right thing.

It is not necessary or even possible to have no fear. Everyone has it. But it is mandatory to act in spite of it. That is courage. Ignoring something and denying it is not the same thing. Ignore fear but don’t deny it. Cheers!

Funny enough, most people fear that if they apologize for something wrong they did, they will lose respect and value before people. That is why they find it difficult to say a thing as simple as "I am sorry". Unknown to them one's inability to apologize for a wrong done makes the person lose honour and respect before people.

A prostitute sleeps with men not because she loves the men but because she loves the money.
Anyone who relates with people just for the sake of money is a prostitute.

Be careful of people who always appear and sound religious and spiritual. Religiosity is often a way of covering up a lack of intimacy with God. Those who really know God don’t feel the pressure to appear deep. Jesus was the most spiritual and yet he played with children.

The South-east stakeholders meeting convened by the governors to find a way out of the strike by lecturers in the zone turned sour when ASUU leadership and members walked out in protest.
Chairman of the South-east Governors’ Forum, Mr. Peter Obi, had during accreditation for the meeting at the Nike Lake Resort Enugu announced that only Igbo speaking lecturers would be allowed in.

The lecturers, who viewed the announcement as a ploy to stop the national leadership of ASUU from participating, protested the decision and were consequently manhandled by security agents.


The coordinator of the ASUU strike in the zone, Dr. Emmanuel Osedeke, expressed shock that the governor could introduce ethnicity into the university system; “its unfortunate and we decided to walk out.” He alleged that Mr. Obi was out to prolong the strike because he wasn’t going to be part of the 2011 elections, “and his children are not here.”
Osedeke declared that the strike would continue until the owners of the universities tell the governors that they were not a local institution; “because the governors did not own the schools.”


He lamented the assault unleashed on ASUU members, pointing out that they no longer feel safe; “the last time we came to Enugu, the governor unleashed dogs on us; so if there will be another meeting, it will be at a neutral ground. One of the lecturers, who was molested by the security agents, Mr. Ogbonna Onuoha, from Abia State University, narrated how a policeman held him on the head and tried to push him down; “when I recovered, his fingers were pointed
towards my eyes as he threatened to blind me.


“And as we tried to go, they attempted to kidnap us; they held us hostage and even turned our students against us.”

Efforts to bring the lecturers back to the meeting failed and at the end, a committee was set up to look into the face-off and see the best way to resolve the problem. The committee, which was jointly headed by the Anglican Bishop of Enugu Diocese, Rev. Emmanuel Chukwuma and former governor of Anambra State, Dr. Chukwuemeka Ezeife, announced that negotiation had been taken over by them. Bishop Chukwuma, who briefed newsmen on the outcome of the meeting, said it was agreed that a neutral body outside the governors and lecturers should handle the negotiation and come up with a conclusion.


He urged ASUU to appreciate the intervention and re-open the universities with the hope that agreement would be reached. Among the stakeholders that attended were the five governors of the zone, Deputy Senate President, Ike Ekweremadu; Chairman South-east Tradtional Rulers, Eze Cletus Illomanya, Chief Emmanuel Iwuanyanwu, Senator Uche Chukwumerije, Chief Hope Uzodimma, Dr. Dozie Ikedife, Senator Ayogu Eze, among others.

UI IS A LOCAL CHAMPION

THE BEST NOW FOR BEST IS ABIA STATE UNI

20 Rules in any office

1. Rule 1. - The Boss is always right.



2. Rule 2. - If the Boss is wrong, see rule 1.


3. Those who work get more work. Others get pay, perks, and promotions.


4. Ph.D. stands for "Pull Him Down". The more intelligent a person, the more hardworking a person, the more committed a person; the more number of persons are engaged in pulling that person down.


5. If you are good, you will get all the work. If you are really good, you will get out of it.


6, When the Bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never talking about themselves.


7. It doesn't matter what you do, it only matters what you say you've done and what you are going to do.


8. A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.


9. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.


10. The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get.


11. If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it,


12. When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.


13, Following the rules will not get the job done.


14. If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done.


15. Everything can be filed under "Miscellaneous" .


16. No matter how much you do, you never do enough.


17. You can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work you are supposed to be doing.


18. In order to get a promotion, you need not necessarily know your job.


19. In order to get a promotion, you only need to pretend that you know your job.


20. The last person that quit or was fired will be held responsible for everything that goes wrong.

20 Rules in any office

1. Rule 1. - The Boss is always right.



2. Rule 2. - If the Boss is wrong, see rule 1.


3. Those who work get more work. Others get pay, perks, and promotions.


4. Ph.D. stands for "Pull Him Down". The more intelligent a person, the more hardworking a person, the more committed a person; the more number of persons are engaged in pulling that person down.


5. If you are good, you will get all the work. If you are really good, you will get out of it.


6, When the Bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never talking about themselves.


7. It doesn't matter what you do, it only matters what you say you've done and what you are going to do.


8. A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.


9. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.


10. The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get.


11. If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it,


12. When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.


13, Following the rules will not get the job done.


14. If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done.


15. Everything can be filed under "Miscellaneous" .


16. No matter how much you do, you never do enough.


17. You can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work you are supposed to be doing.


18. In order to get a promotion, you need not necessarily know your job.


19. In order to get a promotion, you only need to pretend that you know your job.


20. The last person that quit or was fired will be held responsible for everything that goes wrong.

20 Rules in any office

20 Rules in any office

1. Rule 1. - The Boss is always right.



2. Rule 2. - If the Boss is wrong, see rule 1.


3. Those who work get more work. Others get pay, perks, and promotions.


4. Ph.D. stands for "Pull Him Down". The more intelligent a person, the more hardworking a person, the more committed a person; the more number of persons are engaged in pulling that person down.


5. If you are good, you will get all the work. If you are really good, you will get out of it.


6, When the Bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never talking about themselves.


7. It doesn't matter what you do, it only matters what you say you've done and what you are going to do.


8. A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.


9. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.


10. The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get.


11. If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it,


12. When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.


13, Following the rules will not get the job done.


14. If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done.


15. Everything can be filed under "Miscellaneous" .


16. No matter how much you do, you never do enough.


17. You can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work you are supposed to be doing.


18. In order to get a promotion, you need not necessarily know your job.


19. In order to get a promotion, you only need to pretend that you know your job.


20. The last person that quit or was fired will be held responsible for everything that goes wrong.

20 Rules in any office

1. Rule 1. - The Boss is always right.



2. Rule 2. - If the Boss is wrong, see rule 1.


3. Those who work get more work. Others get pay, perks, and promotions.


4. Ph.D. stands for "Pull Him Down". The more intelligent a person, the more hardworking a person, the more committed a person; the more number of persons are engaged in pulling that person down.


5. If you are good, you will get all the work. If you are really good, you will get out of it.


6, When the Bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never talking about themselves.


7. It doesn't matter what you do, it only matters what you say you've done and what you are going to do.


8. A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.


9. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.


10. The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get.


11. If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it,


12. When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.


13, Following the rules will not get the job done.


14. If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done.


15. Everything can be filed under "Miscellaneous" .


16. No matter how much you do, you never do enough.


17. You can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work you are supposed to be doing.


18. In order to get a promotion, you need not necessarily know your job.


19. In order to get a promotion, you only need to pretend that you know your job.


20. The last person that quit or was fired will be held responsible for everything that goes wrong.

why don't u com 2 ugbowo campus 2 asks nwanze


brother, what i need is ur advise only, i don't want to just wast the moni like that,

just ur advise is ok beside i don't know who's NWANZE

Uzzyan,

plz can't u advise ur friend to buy Uniben Diploma, cos my friend told me to buy it, the other said i should not even he can't advise his worse emery to buy it, what do u think

thx