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Computers / Direct UK Used Samsung Galaxy A52 At Affordable Price. by abokikhalifa: 8:34pm On Nov 10, 2022
Samsung Galaxy A52 selling at affordable price. Offer valid while stock last. Our office is located at computer, village, Ikeja, Lagos state. I can be reached on 09122498392. Interested and serious buyers only should contact me on 09122498392.

Only 2 peaces a available at the moment.

Phone Spec: 5G network, Dual sim, 8GB Ram, 128Gb

Price: #155,000 Naira only.

See pictures below.

Cc Lalasticlala
Cc MissyB3
Cc Fynestboi
Cc Seun
Cc Mynd44

Health / Re: Help, I Can't Last Beyond 5mins During Sex by abokikhalifa: 6:23pm On Nov 10, 2022
doggedfighter:
Over excitement at seeing the beautifully designed and crafted body of a woman.


With time it will get better as you get used to the blissful art of good sex.


While at it, improve your game . I am almost sure you are terrible at sex.

Do you know how to handle the nipples to produce an electrifying effects ?

How well can you manage the VJ ?

Have you mastered the art of using your tongue ?

And make your woman's toes curl up as she moans in ecstasy while you are immersed in her ? The tongue is a sexual arsenal when skillfully used.

Are your palms smooth and capable of sending your woman to dreamland in erotic highness?

What's your thrusts like ? Does it have the warm ryththmic flow of a soulful artist ?

Or does it have the kpa kpa kpa or Tata Tata sound of the cracked voice of an Oshodi tout ?


The fingers of a sex maestro can cause an eruption in woman. Never to be forgotten !

Can your fingers skillfully stroke the VJ ?

Your dick is not the issue here.

From here, I can imagine how bland , boring and tasteless sex with the girl was !

Oh my dear fellow woman cry

You have a whole lot to learn FIRST !

Good sex is an art !


So much to say but Amma stop here ! grin


At the end of everything. You won't still last for more that 5 mins.

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Politics / Re: Flood: Delta Records 22 New Babies In IDP Camps by abokikhalifa: 8:57am On Nov 10, 2022
LILTJAY:
delta people and fvck na 5&6

Bcus you no dey Bleep na. You are a Virgin.
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Dash Me 80k Today by abokikhalifa: 6:25pm On Nov 09, 2022
DaddyCK:


boy u so chip its unbelibable.....so NGN 80,000 (80K0 suddently makes u a millionaire there in nigeria.....aint 80k like £20?...so wot would u do if I give u 5 Million naira.....worship me?...Mennn, bro ..shame on u for letttin us down as real man!!!(no oofeinse) angry

Some people start succesful business with 80k
Romance / Re: How Much For Hookup In Your Area? by abokikhalifa: 6:20pm On Nov 09, 2022
JackDaAlienz:

Una too dey fear fear tufiakwa.
Carry your fear fear attitude and vamos from here.
Life na risk, na why oyinbo dey advance
Africans and fear fear.
White people wey Bleep raw pass us how many of them don die from Hiv. Nonesense

If you contact HIV for 9ja. Your own done finish o. This is not USA
Romance / Re: How Much For Hookup In Your Area? by abokikhalifa: 6:19pm On Nov 09, 2022
PerfectStranger:

I’ve been on this format for years grin

2k is too much, just have indomie and egg at home, you’re good to go.

Guy you no try. Why una dey cast this format. Do you want this girls to up their game. Delete this now

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Politics / Re: Copy Of USA Embassy Official Letter Clearing Tinubu Of Crime In 2003 by abokikhalifa: 4:09pm On Nov 09, 2022
forgiveness:
Tinubu just dey debunk lies left right center. grin

What's next?

Don't you think it's an opportunity for labour party and other opposition to use this to nail Tinubu if it's true. Abi una no get sense at all ?

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Technology Market / Phones For Sale At Giveaway Prices. by abokikhalifa: 9:56am On Nov 09, 2022
Good day ladies and gentle men. I bring to you a very good offer. We are currently selling our phones at giveaway price. Samsung and iphones.

Iphone x is selling for #155,000.
Iphone 7+ 128gb #115,000, #95,000 for 32gb
Samsung S8 for 85,000
Iphone 5c 16gb for #20,000
Samsung S8 for #75,000

Our office is located at computer Village, Ikeja Lagos.
I can be reached on 09122498392.

Thanks in anticipation.

Note that those are the last price. Only interested and serious buyers should contact me. Thanks.

Pictures below.
Cc Lalasticlala
Cc MissyB3
Cc Fynestboi
Cc Seun
Cc Mynd44

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Politics / Re: Fr. Kelvin Ugwu To Abati: “You Were Too Biased To Anchor A Presidential Debate” by abokikhalifa: 9:06am On Nov 09, 2022
AdamuKD:
Obi will never grace that nonsense TV station again

All of a sudden ARISE TV is no longer credible again ? Nawa o. grin

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Politics / Re: Nigerians React As PDP Cage Humans During Rally In Uyo (photos) by abokikhalifa: 7:52am On Nov 09, 2022
realstars:
But the supporters are not crying about it.
. Can't you see police men with gun in the front. If them cry, police will fire them.
Politics / Re: Mercy Chinwo Performs At PDP Rally In Akwa Ibom by abokikhalifa: 11:02pm On Nov 08, 2022
Zee0007:
She's old enough to make her choice. No one should drag her.

As for me, it's Peter Obi I'm voting for. No turning back!

If it was Tinubu that called muslim musician now all of you will be shouting anyhow.

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Politics / Re: Mercy Chinwo Performs At PDP Rally In Akwa Ibom by abokikhalifa: 10:57pm On Nov 08, 2022
Righthussle:
Mercy avoid Atiku and Tinubu if you still want us to listen to your music. These old men don't listen or promote your music. They need to go and rest. They are too old to lead.

I AM NOT IGBO.


Na last warning be this.


If you ask me to choose the best place to live in Nigeria, I go choose LAGOS

If you ask me to choose the tribe I'd like to marry from, I go choose FULANI. Their women dey fine like angels.

If you ask me my best Nigerian soup, It's AFANG SOUP

BUT

If you ask me to choose between the Presidential candidates, Obi is the best amongst them. It's not about tribe. Obi is not the best Igbo man, he is not the best Nigerian but he's better than Tinubu and Atiku.

What make him better than Tinubu and Atiku ?
Crime / Re: Ataga: Chidinma's relationship with her foster father is sexual - Police Witness by abokikhalifa: 10:13pm On Nov 08, 2022
Na the foster father enjoy this girl pass. Imagine waking up every morning to this fresh pussy or going to bed everyday with her. Enjoyment wan finally kill the man.

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Business / Re: Explosion At Government Line, Ọgbọ Ọgwụ Market, Onitsha. Many feared dead by abokikhalifa: 5:56pm On Nov 08, 2022
This is why you see many Nigerians trying everything posible to go out of this country. Nowhere is safe in this Nigeria. Such accident dont happen in places like Gambia or Togo. Don't let anybody advice you to remain In Nigeria if you have the opportunity to fly out. You can be in Nigeria and be making millions and one small thing can just take your life.
Romance / Re: My Terrible Experience With Hookup Girl I Met On Facebook by abokikhalifa: 12:23pm On Nov 08, 2022
Map1:
Bros that girl scam you,she is interested in taking your money,she just used that style to send you away, believe me, those girls are wise.

Safety first. The guy did the best thing. How much van be compared to contacting HIV? B like say u self no get sense.

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Politics / Re: Miyetti Allah, Rice Farmers, Others Endorse Tinubu In Minna by abokikhalifa: 10:05pm On Nov 07, 2022
PrinceOfLagos:
Seems only terrorists are the people endorsing Tinubu

I think it's because he made a Boko Haram terrorist sponsor, Shetima, his running mate

Oya run and relocate to Mali
Politics / Re: Miyetti Allah, Rice Farmers, Others Endorse Tinubu In Minna by abokikhalifa: 10:03pm On Nov 07, 2022
nedu666:
I don't understand, is this not the same miyette allah making life miserable for farmers in niger state

It is the same miyatte Allah making life difficult for the eastern people of Nigeria. That's why they can't come out on mondays.
Politics / Re: Miyetti Allah, Rice Farmers, Others Endorse Tinubu In Minna by abokikhalifa: 10:01pm On Nov 07, 2022
ScamHunter:
Great...

That means we would hear more. "where are the cows" if Nigerians foolishly let Emilokan crooner near Aso Rock. Signs of more support for kidnapping, banditry and ethnic cleansing.

Shut up. Your brothers in the east ar kidnapping your own blood and yet, you lie that it's the hausas that ar kidnapping in the east.
Sports / Re: Fenway Sports Group Puts Liverpool FC Up For Sale After 12 Years Of Ownership by abokikhalifa: 3:31pm On Nov 07, 2022
Agricmoney:
Make person buy give me na



Anyway, Agriculture is life.

Baba how far. Please drop your number make we reason agric business
Family / Re: How Can I Reduce The Hatred I Have For My Cousin Brother? by abokikhalifa: 7:11am On Nov 07, 2022
Comradepreneur:
So, in 2019, my dad decided to take him in.

One night, I woke up from sleep and decided to go to the kitchen and get drinking water (my room is just outside the sitting room, and you'll have to pass the sitting room before reaching the kitchen).

I observed that my cousin wasn't on the bed when I woke up. I decided to take a peek into my sister's room and there he was standing, jerking off to my sister's face! She was barely 15!

The lights was on, and his grandmother (my dad's mom) who came visiting was also on the bed together with my sisters! Such audacity!

I couldn't even believe what I saw, and tiptoed back into my room and woke up my maternal uncle who was staying with us in order to be my witness.

After witnessing the act, the only response he gave me was [b]Why is she (my sister) feigning to sleep, while he was touching her and jerking off to her face[b].

I was shocked and couldn't even believe his utterance. Like bro! You was supposed to help me bounce on the stupid slowpoke harassing my sister, (your niece).

He just said that and left. With the little energy left with me, I opened the door, dragged my cousin brother out and warned him never to try such act again (I initially wanted to teach him a lesson he ought to never forget in his lifetime, but I was hugely disappointed with what my uncle did).

Even though I still reported him to my parents, there wasn't any punishment meted out to him.

After that incident, I completely lost the respect I had for my uncle. Agreed he had some issues with my mom (her elder sister) back then, but why extend the hatred to her children?.

After that incident, I still occasionally catch my cousin brother in the night in the sitting room, claiming to iron out his clothes. But I still maintain my anger since it's not as if I caught him going into my sister's room.

What broke the camels back, was an incident which happened last 3 weeks ago.

One of my younger sisters (she's 13) reported to my dad in the middle of the night that he caught my cousin brother in her room, jerking off at her face while trying to remove her underwear.

All my dad did was to woke me up from sleep (saying that he wants me to be the witness), and he was preaching to the boy on how his mom, is his younger sister and that he should talk if marriage should be done for him since he can't hold his sexual desires (like man, you was supposed to call me and we smack the shit out of him together!!!).

I got angry and just left them there.

The next morning, I told my mom about the incident, and she told me that my baby sister (an 8 year old) do complain to her sometimes about sharp pains in her private part.

And this happens whenever, my cousin brother is sent to take her to the room whenever she's asleep on the sitting room couch. And also, how one of my sisters told her that he once caught him trying to lift up her skirt while she was fast asleep on the couch in the middle of the night.

Right now, I'm Justin mad at myself and angry at the same time! I feel like a loser, a pussy who can't even protect his sisters.

The bastard is still living with us, in my room, and every day, my hatred for him grows stronger.

Even when my mom told his mom, her only reply was that he's still a kid, and she should forgive him. Someone who's 17!!!! For goodness sake!.

She didn't even called him out to kneel down in front of my mom and rebuke him. Nothing was done!!!! She didn't even spoke to him about the incident.

And whenever my mom makes her displeasure known to my dad, he always says that she hates his family, bla bla bla.

How can I reduce my hatred for my cousin? Or is my hatred justified?

Right now, he has been restricted into coming into the sitting room, anything past 8pm.

But still, I'm still sure things might just go back to being the same!.

My fear right now is, I'll be going for my youth service in a few months time, which means this bastard will be with my sisters unsecured!!!!

I would have advice you to record him when next you see such thing. And then go report to human right organization or any gende base organization in your state. The only problem i have is your family coming for you if you end up repoting your cousin. But if you love your sisters so much. Just get enough evidence and then report the basterd.

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Romance / Re: The Girl Im Dating Is Into Hookup by abokikhalifa: 7:03am On Nov 07, 2022
Newman001:
I met her through facebook few months ago, we chatted and the rest is history. I wanted something serious with her and i told her severally because i wasnt too comfortable with the numerous calls she receives from guys. One day a friend of mine told me that someone he knows collected her number and my so call girlfriend slept over at the guys place after just two days of knowing the guy, i confronted her she denied initially but later owned up and apologized. I forgave her because i know no one is perfect. Few days ago i put on auto record on her phone and this night she is at my place sleeping so i open the records and there is this particular conversation where she travel to a near by state to see another guy.
Im just confuse right now. I have invested so muvh emotions on this gal and dont know what to do. Despite that she is working and the little time she has,she spent it at my place she stil got time to be meeting and sleeping with random men for money. im thinking of confronting and breaking up with her right now or just codedly place her on the level she deserves and let this slide

I don't know if you guys don't have sense or you just want to be foolish for life. Don't you see all the news about NIGERIAN girls on social media and how the behave ? You still carry all your heart, love, money and time invest on her. You never see anything. I will advice you to even marry her so that she can be the mother of your kids. .

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Made A Major Mistake Being At The Presidential Debate Tonight. by abokikhalifa: 6:55am On Nov 07, 2022
kingsways:
Well you have a point there but it's now left for Nigerians to kick out those who refused to attend

Tinubu still have my vote. Did you call yesterday show from arise TV a debate. Even the crowd could not follow simple instructions from the organisers. Look at the way those old men sitting in the crowd were behaving like fools.

If you followed that debate from the start. You will notice that so many things can't walk in this country. Look at the ways elders of this country were acting like kids. Shame
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Got Angry With Dino Melaye At Arise TV Presidential Debate by abokikhalifa: 6:41am On Nov 07, 2022
TechW:

that's what sets him apart from the other two. Those that have nothing to fear will always go, Buhari that evaded the interview, you can see how the country is, you lot will demand a better Nigeria but will still support, encourage and reward the people that put you in this mess, no question asked, praise singers, God will punish anybody that do not want the best for the country, those that support unclear characters, may they be the victims of whatever bad that comes from the people they enforced on others for not encouraging Nigerians to ask them pertinent questions before they get into office. Amen

God no dey answer this kind prayer. Maybe you are praying to your devil.

Don't get too emotional.

Tinubu have never been your president for once. He only supported Buhari. Same way you and your family supported PDP since 1999 to whatever year.

Tinubu will turn Nigeria around for Good. If you don't like it. Move to Anambra or Abia state so that you can be more closer to Peter obi. Thanks.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Business To Invest 500k And Make 1m In 2month by abokikhalifa: 10:08pm On Nov 06, 2022
Zonefree:
Use the 500K and stake Chelsea to win Arsenal. You'll make 1M in 2 hours .

You life would have been ruined by now if you took such stupid decision.

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Travel / Re: Pictures Of Warri Ughelli Port Harcourt Road After The Flood by abokikhalifa: 10:06pm On Nov 06, 2022
DozieMartin:
Meanwhile, when Tinubu was asked question concerning global warming, he joked about it while there's real time problem.

Show me the joke he joked when asked about global warming. You thing we don't have access to media ?

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Romance / Re: This Nairalander's 2019 Post About Davido's Son Ifeanyi Is Going Viral by abokikhalifa: 10:26pm On Nov 05, 2022
Graceunlimitedd:
if na guyman be that you go say you no get money

Him go even insult the man join. Wating man do man ?

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Family / Re: Should I Anonymously Help My Ex Sugar Daddy Wife by abokikhalifa: 9:33pm On Nov 05, 2022
Mindlog:


Is a man a goat, that would be dragged away against his will?

Focus on the key lesson, invest your resources in your wife and children not side chicks.


Time will tell.
Family / Re: Should I Anonymously Help My Ex Sugar Daddy Wife by abokikhalifa: 8:53pm On Nov 05, 2022
Mindlog:


By breaking the heart of a married man?

I guess she dragged him away from his wife and children, put a gun on his head to spend time and money on her, a man supposedly the physical and spiritual head of his family?

No worry, when one 19 year old girl collect your husband from you, you will understand better.

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Family / Re: Should I Anonymously Help My Ex Sugar Daddy Wife by abokikhalifa: 8:50pm On Nov 05, 2022
Madampauline:


Yes she was aware of the affair and she was a good friend of my aunty

Omoh you be bad girl o. Just help her if you want to help her so you don't end up like her in the future. Karma is a respected of none.
Romance / Re: How Do Rev. Sisters Cure Konji?? by abokikhalifa: 2:59pm On Nov 05, 2022
SultanOfPuna:
E get one Rev. Sister wey dey enter my eye
And she get Bobby the thing just dey waste cry

No hands to press it
No lips to suck it cry

I dey even find bible passages wey I fit use convince her make we knack.
Tell her say All prophetess in old testament dey knack too..
I really wan convince her

How can I make this happen?

Send me her number or FB name and parish address. I can't help you out.
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Supporters Hold Rally In Lekki, Lagos State by abokikhalifa: 10:44am On Nov 05, 2022
pinkPUSSY:
Na only Lekki Lagos dey for this country?

When are they holding another rally at Isolo, Ikotun, Ijegun and other interior part of Lagos ? grin grin

Regional clown !!

So that those touts will come out to harass them abi
Politics / Re: Remi Tinubu Visits Bayelsa, Donates ₦‎50 Million To Flood Victims by abokikhalifa: 10:06pm On Nov 04, 2022
AdamuKD:
angry
Where did she get it from? Criminal family

She got it from your dad's bank account

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