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Politics / Re: HILARIOUS Tweet And Pic Of A Buhari Supporter. by Absan86(m): 10:14am On Mar 02, 2015
FOR THOSE WHO CARE TO KNOW, THE FOLLOWING ARE JONATHAN'S TRUE ACHIEVEMENTS SO FAR:

1. Gej met the National Debt at $26b, today it is $70b.

2. Jonathan met Excess Crude Account at $20b today it is $2b.

3. Jonathan met unemployment rate at 11.8%, today it is 24%. Jonathan met debt servicing at 10%, today debt servicing is 20%.

4. Jonathan met Naira/Dollar rate at N119. Today it is N225-N230.

5. Jonathan met the poverty level at 54%, today it is about 71%.

6. Jonathan met recurrent expenditure at 62%, today it is 86%. He met the GDP Growth at 11%, today it is 6%.

7. Jonathan met petrol price at N65, today it is N87 following its recent reduction from N97.

8. Today the stock market that was thriving before Jonathan came, is down by N3.4trillon in 12 months.

~ Defenders of Democracy- DOD
Politics / Re: Yoruba Agenda: Stop Deceiving People, Falana Tells Afenifere by Absan86(m): 10:12am On Mar 02, 2015
FOR THOSE WHO CARE TO KNOW, THE FOLLOWING ARE JONATHAN'S TRUE ACHIEVEMENTS SO FAR:

1. Gej met the National Debt at $26b, today it is $70b.

2. Jonathan met Excess Crude Account at $20b today it is $2b.

3. Jonathan met unemployment rate at 11.8%, today it is 24%. Jonathan met debt servicing at 10%, today debt servicing is 20%.

4. Jonathan met Naira/Dollar rate at N119. Today it is N225-N230.

5. Jonathan met the poverty level at 54%, today it is about 71%.

6. Jonathan met recurrent expenditure at 62%, today it is 86%. He met the GDP Growth at 11%, today it is 6%.

7. Jonathan met petrol price at N65, today it is N87 following its recent reduction from N97.

8. Today the stock market that was thriving before Jonathan came, is down by N3.4trillon in 12 months.

~ Defenders of Democracy- DOD[b][/b]

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Politics / Re: Mr President Live In AIT Again With The Youth by Absan86(m): 9:16am On Mar 02, 2015
HOW STUPID CAN NIGERIANS BE

NewsRescue posted this:

DEFINITIONS OF STUPIDITY. Stupidity is When: 1) You Earn less than #30,000 as a graduate or still searching for job for 3years and still chant "Gej 4 2019" ARE YOU BORN TO SUFFER?. 2)You charge your phone with a generator and come online to type # GEJ 4 2019".DONT YOU KNOW ELECTRICITY IS YOUR BASIC RIGHT? 3)You purchase fuel at #87 per litre and refuse to ackwledge the fact that you have been cheated "Gej 4 2015". OTHER OIL PRODUCING COUNTRIES SELL PETROL FOR AS LOW AS 7NAIRA EQUIVALENT TO THEIR PEOPLE 4)You import Goods from abroad at #209 per dollar instead of atleast #155 per dollar yet you are a Gejite.IN 1983 1NAIRA WAS EQUAL TO 1 DOLLAR 5)You support a man who can't refund or give you back your N1000 which you paid for immigration job let alone account of missing $20BN..DO YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR A JOB? 6)You go Church, bus station, mosque,school boko haram bomb you yet the govt say they spend N1trillion on security you still dey shout GEJ 2019 ARE YOU A LEARNER? 7) You are still in school because of the strike ASSU,ASSUP,FCE, FGCs went on you know the agreement is still not yet fulfilled, You dey Shout GEJ 2019, YOU WAN REMAIN UNDERGRADUATE TILL 2020? coolYour father is among retirees we still have not heard anything about pension money stolen over the one that stole 200million was asked to pay bail of 200 thousand naira yet YoU are SHOUTING GEJ 2019 DO YOU HATE YOUR FATHER THAT MUCH? "THAT IS STUPIDITY" "THERE IS NO LICENCE FOR NONSENSE By

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Politics / Re: Arewa Youths Back PDP Claim On Buhari’s Health- Leadership by Absan86(m): 9:14am On Mar 02, 2015
HOW STUPID CAN NIGERIANS BE

NewsRescue posted this:

DEFINITIONS OF STUPIDITY. Stupidity is When: 1) You Earn less than #30,000 as a graduate or still searching for job for 3years and still chant "Gej 4 2019" ARE YOU BORN TO SUFFER?. 2)You charge your phone with a generator and come online to type # GEJ 4 2019".DONT YOU KNOW ELECTRICITY IS YOUR BASIC RIGHT? 3)You purchase fuel at #87 per litre and refuse to ackwledge the fact that you have been cheated "Gej 4 2015". OTHER OIL PRODUCING COUNTRIES SELL PETROL FOR AS LOW AS 7NAIRA EQUIVALENT TO THEIR PEOPLE 4)You import Goods from abroad at #209 per dollar instead of atleast #155 per dollar yet you are a Gejite.IN 1983 1NAIRA WAS EQUAL TO 1 DOLLAR 5)You support a man who can't refund or give you back your N1000 which you paid for immigration job let alone account of missing $20BN..DO YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR A JOB? 6)You go Church, bus station, mosque,school boko haram bomb you yet the govt say they spend N1trillion on security you still dey shout GEJ 2019 ARE YOU A LEARNER? 7) You are still in school because of the strike ASSU,ASSUP,FCE, FGCs went on you know the agreement is still not yet fulfilled, You dey Shout GEJ 2019, YOU WAN REMAIN UNDERGRADUATE TILL 2020? coolYour father is among retirees we still have not heard anything about pension money stolen over the one that stole 200million was asked to pay bail of 200 thousand naira yet YoU are SHOUTING GEJ 2019 DO YOU HATE YOUR FATHER THAT MUCH? "THAT IS STUPIDITY" "THERE IS NO LICENCE FOR NONSENSE By
Politics / Re: APC Spent N5 Billion On Buhari’s Chatham House Speech, PDP Campaign Alleges by Absan86(m): 9:13am On Mar 02, 2015
HOW STUPID CAN NIGERIANS BE

NewsRescue posted this:

DEFINITIONS OF STUPIDITY. Stupidity is When: 1) You Earn less than #30,000 as a graduate or still searching for job for 3years and still chant "Gej 4 2019" ARE YOU BORN TO SUFFER?. 2)You charge your phone with a generator and come online to type # GEJ 4 2019".DONT YOU KNOW ELECTRICITY IS YOUR BASIC RIGHT? 3)You purchase fuel at #87 per litre and refuse to ackwledge the fact that you have been cheated "Gej 4 2015". OTHER OIL PRODUCING COUNTRIES SELL PETROL FOR AS LOW AS 7NAIRA EQUIVALENT TO THEIR PEOPLE 4)You import Goods from abroad at #209 per dollar instead of atleast #155 per dollar yet you are a Gejite.IN 1983 1NAIRA WAS EQUAL TO 1 DOLLAR 5)You support a man who can't refund or give you back your N1000 which you paid for immigration job let alone account of missing $20BN..DO YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR A JOB? 6)You go Church, bus station, mosque,school boko haram bomb you yet the govt say they spend N1trillion on security you still dey shout GEJ 2019 ARE YOU A LEARNER? 7) You are still in school because of the strike ASSU,ASSUP,FCE, FGCs went on you know the agreement is still not yet fulfilled, You dey Shout GEJ 2019, YOU WAN REMAIN UNDERGRADUATE TILL 2020? coolYour father is among retirees we still have not heard anything about pension money stolen over the one that stole 200million was asked to pay bail of 200 thousand naira yet YoU are SHOUTING GEJ 2019 DO YOU HATE YOUR FATHER THAT MUCH? "THAT IS STUPIDITY" "THERE IS NO LICENCE FOR NONSENSE By[color=#000099][/color][/b][b][i][/i]

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Politics / Re: APC Spent N5 Billion On Buhari’s Chatham House Speech, PDP Campaign Alleges by Absan86(m): 9:05am On Mar 02, 2015
HOW STUPID CAN NIGERIANS BE

NewsRescue posted this:

DEFINITIONS OF STUPIDITY. Stupidity is When: 1) You Earn less than #30,000 as a graduate or still searching for job for 3years and still chant "Gej 4 2019" ARE YOU BORN TO SUFFER?. 2)You charge your phone with a generator and come online to type # GEJ 4 2019".DONT YOU KNOW ELECTRICITY IS YOUR BASIC RIGHT? 3)You purchase fuel at #87 per litre and refuse to ackwledge the fact that you have been cheated "Gej 4 2015". OTHER OIL PRODUCING COUNTRIES SELL PETROL FOR AS LOW AS 7NAIRA EQUIVALENT TO THEIR PEOPLE 4)You import Goods from abroad at #209 per dollar instead of atleast #155 per dollar yet you are a Gejite.IN 1983 1NAIRA WAS EQUAL TO 1 DOLLAR 5)You support a man who can't refund or give you back your N1000 which you paid for immigration job let alone account of missing $20BN..DO YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR A JOB? 6)You go Church, bus station, mosque,school boko haram bomb you yet the govt say they spend N1trillion on security you still dey shout GEJ 2019 ARE YOU A LEARNER? 7) You are still in school because of the strike ASSU,ASSUP,FCE, FGCs went on you know the agreement is still not yet fulfilled, You dey Shout GEJ 2019, YOU WAN REMAIN UNDERGRADUATE TILL 2020? coolYour father is among retirees we still have not heard anything about pension money stolen over the one that stole 200million was asked to pay bail of 200 thousand naira yet YoU are SHOUTING GEJ 2019 DO YOU HATE YOUR FATHER THAT MUCH? "THAT IS STUPIDITY" "THERE IS NO LICENCE FOR NONSENSE

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