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Akpos enters
a Barber Shop. And the
barber whispers to his
customer, “This is the dumbest boy in the
world. Watch
while I prove it to you.” The
barber puts a 1000 naira note in
one hand and 100 naira note in the
other, then calls Akpos over and
asks “Which do you want?” Akpos takes the
100 naira and leaves. “What
did I tell you?” said the barber.
“For 2 years, that kid never
learns!” Later, one of his customer
meets Akpos walking down the
street licking a big ice cream and
beckons him. “May I ask
you a question? Why did you take
the 100 naira instead of the
1000 naira note?” Akpos taking a
good swipe at the ice cream with
his tongue replied,
“Because the day I take the
1000 naira note, the game is over!

A-P-O-L-O-G-Y!
2FACE To Fans: i will make it up to you guys.
My fans, am really sorry 4 my wedding
venue....i will make it up to you guys. The main
reason why the wedding was at dubai is
because if i fix it in Nigeria, the pastor will
definitely ask if anybody knows why this two
won't be joined in holy matrimony and Una
sabi how many pikin with dia different mama
wey i get nah...all of dem go stand up spoil my
show.
So na why i put am dia cos they won't afford
the transport and even if the pastor asked, it
will be in Arabic and nobody will understand.
- 2Face Idibia.

A-P-O-L-O-G-Y!
2FACE To Fans: i will make it up to you guys.
My fans, am really sorry 4 my wedding
venue....i will make it up to you guys. The main
reason why the wedding was at dubai is
because if i fix it in Nigeria, the pastor will
definitely ask if anybody knows why this two
won't be joined in holy matrimony and Una
sabi how many pikin with dia different mama
wey i get nah...all of dem go stand up spoil my
show.
So na why i put am dia cos they won't afford
the transport and even if the pastor asked, it
will be in Arabic and nobody will understand.
- 2Face Idibia.

lol