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Romance › Re: What Cud Be The Reason Why Shes Always Doing This? by AbuMikey(m): 10:39pm On Oct 15, 2015

Melahou:
Those are the signs...

You don't need to be a doctor to know the signs of malaria

Your argument holds little water!

1 The Guy is a bad f**cker.
2 His deek is prolly too big for the girl's Clit.
3 The girl is trying to stress the hell outta the guy.
4 She has made up Her mind to be Celibate for Sometime.
5 She has an S.T.D and wouldn't want to transfer it to the guy.
6 She's usually on Her 'Fertile' Period whenever such scenarios come up.

What if any of the above listed is Her reason for not allowing the guy make love to Her, will You still relate it to PAPI WATER? grin

Romance › Re: How Soon Can A Woman Notice Pregnancy by AbuMikey(m): 10:06pm On Oct 15, 2015

baski92:
I no come from preaching, how u fit dey of help

Romance › Re: What Cud Be The Reason Why Shes Always Doing This? by AbuMikey(m): 10:03pm On Oct 15, 2015

Melahou:
Her marine husband have warned her seriously against it.

Were You with Her 'Spiritual Husband' when He gave Her the warning?

Romance › Re: What Cud Be The Reason Why Shes Always Doing This? by AbuMikey(m): 10:02pm On Oct 15, 2015

Acidosis:
Am I the only man that finds it disgusting discussing sex with my male friends?

No, You are not alone.

Family › Re: Best Reply To When Your Wife Says No Sex Tonight.. by AbuMikey(m): 9:58pm On Oct 15, 2015

*Falls from PawPaw tree laughing* grin

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Romance › Re: Name That Girl On Nairaland You Will Love To Have A Date With by AbuMikey(m): 9:53pm On Oct 15, 2015

None!!!!!!
I would rather use that time to get some sleep!

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Romance › Re: I Found Love!!! by AbuMikey(m): 9:51pm On Oct 15, 2015

Make I park My Lamborghini Aventador here. cool

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Romance › Re: SEX DURING Menstruation…..the Lies They Tell You Uncovered by AbuMikey(m): 5:10pm On Oct 15, 2015

That cold feel of Blood on Your Deek, and stained abdomen after sex, can You? cheesy

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Education › Re: Aau Ekpoma 2015/2016 Admission Thread by AbuMikey(m): 11:11am On Oct 15, 2015

mikkymike011:
I applied through direct entry for mechanical engineering....what should I do?

Be expectant of the admission. Hopefully.

Romance › Re: 10 Things You Should Know Before Dating A Funny Guy by AbuMikey(m): 9:39am On Oct 15, 2015

jascon1:
I love to joke n even as I love it, sometimes I am the meanest person u would ever meet.
Fact is, funny people are hard to please n if u can't take the negative words u can't get along with em.
One bad thing is that funny people also need u to be funny in ur own little way, and that can be frustrating cos is hard to come by

Summary about Funny guys.

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Romance › Re: Good Girls Vs Karashika by AbuMikey(m): 9:29am On Oct 15, 2015

vizkiz:
God should save us all from karashika(s)

Amen¹⁰⁰

Romance › Re: Good Girls Vs Karashika by AbuMikey(m): 9:28am On Oct 15, 2015

stylezee:
karashika talks has been dia even b4 falz realised dat he could rap..

Oga, I know, but it was FALZ who turned it to a 'regular' Mononym for Marine Spirited Ladies.

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Romance › Re: Good Girls Vs Karashika by AbuMikey(m): 9:20am On Oct 15, 2015

Just see what FALZ has caused. sad

Christianity Etc › Re: October 14 Apostolic Faith Church Officially Began In Nigeria by AbuMikey(m): 12:15am On Oct 15, 2015

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Christianity Etc › Re: Emi Ba Legberun Ahon, Funyin Olugbala, Fogo Olorun Oba Ni, Isegun Ore Re by AbuMikey(m): 12:14am On Oct 15, 2015

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Christianity Etc › Re: Falala Falala by AbuMikey(m): 12:13am On Oct 15, 2015

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Sports › Re: Able To Prevent A Massacre Working. by AbuMikey(m): 12:12am On Oct 15, 2015

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Nairaland General › Re: In The Spirit Of "One Nigeria", A Merry Christmas Song. by AbuMikey(op): 12:09am On Oct 15, 2015

homesteady:
AbuMikey wetin you do tpia -- tpiander?

I nor just understand Her oo.........

Na Joke I be dey when she take the matter serious o grin

Nairaland General › Re: Letter To All I Might Have Offended On Nairaland. by AbuMikey(op): 11:57pm On Oct 14, 2015

tpiander:
hiss

Romance › Re: Tell Us Ur Political Crush(es) by AbuMikey(m): 11:42pm On Oct 14, 2015

tpiander:
May God save My Miserable soul from the Shackles of Madness

Romance › Re: Tell Us Ur Political Crush(es) by AbuMikey(m): 11:34pm On Oct 14, 2015

tpiander:
I need to go for deliverance.

You really need to grin

Romance › Re: Freak by AbuMikey(m): 11:29pm On Oct 14, 2015

Ashanti0522:
The fact that you think it makes no sense .

Why should I think the thread makes some sense. undecided

Romance › Re: Tell Us Ur Political Crush(es) by AbuMikey(m): 11:25pm On Oct 14, 2015

tpiander:
Jesus.

*Lands him slap*

Romance › Re: Freak by AbuMikey(m): 11:24pm On Oct 14, 2015

Ashanti0522:
Lolsss

What's funny? undecided

Romance › Re: Freak by AbuMikey(m): 11:04pm On Oct 14, 2015

This thread makes no sense really. angry

Romance › Re: Which Day Would You Enjoy The Most?? by AbuMikey(m): 10:20pm On Oct 14, 2015

World Fuckery Day!!!!!! grin

Romance › Re: I Am About To Be Jailed Because Of Her... Please Help!!!! by AbuMikey(m): 10:06pm On Oct 14, 2015

15 Minutes Puny enjoyment don put You for Gbese shocked

Kpele.
You are fvcked OP, except the girl is found alive, like Jessica Edionwele.

I wish You quick recovery in advance from Police battery. grin

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Romance › Re: Tell Us Ur Political Crush(es) by AbuMikey(m): 10:01pm On Oct 14, 2015

Sadly they are both crooks.
Stella Oduah Diezani Allison

Amina Mohammed - No crush, I just love Her Personality.

TV/Movies › Re: Game Of Thrones: Some Fascinating Facts, Behind The Scene Magics We Dont Know. by AbuMikey(m): 7:38pm On Oct 14, 2015

Time to watch this Series. *Searches for 'Game of Thrones' folder on P.C*

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by AbuMikey(m): 7:19pm On Oct 14, 2015

homesteady:
Shey you were even laughing at yourself while making this comment?

I just dey wonder cheesy

Politics › Re: Oshiomhole Interviews The Teacher Who Can't Read (Video) by AbuMikey(m): 7:02pm On Oct 14, 2015

Old story

Politics › Re: Nigeria: Senate Screens Buhari’s Ministers (day 2) – LIVE UPDATES by AbuMikey(m): 2:36pm On Oct 14, 2015

Urine:
How come nobody is talking about Akpabio's statement that NNPC didn't remit a single kobo to the Federation for 7 months.

Diezani!!!!!!

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