₦airaland Forum

It is simple. Too much sperm in the system after marriage.

Thanks guys

It is unreasonable to woo someone who is not your friend.

Blind ke? Ladies shine their eyes to see how swollen a man's pocket is before saying "YES" and men even shine theirs more to see all the curves and sometimes borrow inner eyes to see what a lady will look like without her clothes on.

Nairaland guys are the craziest set of people i have ever met. I am sure u have given Mr. Poster enough reason never to visit nairaland.com let alone clicking the "post" button.

Poster, please don't run away, it's all fun. But make u no ignore those honest advise sha o.

I learnt how to drive with automatic car. My car is automatic and had never driven a manual car until few days ago when change of location left me with no other option than to start driving a manual car(the only car available for me to move around). I had a 2 hour training and this was enough for me to at least move the vehicle around and i have been driving it for 5 days now. But i had a little problem this morning when i wanted to move the car. The car was packed right behind another and the ground was slope.

This means i have to reverse so that i dont touch the car before me, but each time i take my leg off the break pedal before i put it on the accelerator, the car moves closer to the car before me, i'd step on the brake again. This continued till i touched the car with my bumper, then i was able to reverse without the car moving forward. I just want to know what i would have done to stop the car from moving forward before putting my leg on the accelerator.

Pls dont mind my inexperience.

@ clemcykul
Are u sure u can handle mama-gee on bed?

@ ifey1900
It is a well known fact that our HR persons have so much respect for qualifications earned outside the shores of Naija. It is no longer news that a candidate with the certificate of a 2 months summer course in fashion, hotel management, make-up or drama will be considered suitable for a banking job by our HR personell that another candidate who spent 4 years in UNILAG, UI, OAU, UNN or any other Nigerian Universities. What a shame!