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25litres of petrol Xmas gift. lol

This, argurably is the best gift to give your friends this xmas. Who wants one? lol

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WAEC seize my result June dis year but they have now realease it for me back.
Thank God i try small sha. Becos i get 1B, 5C, and 3D. It is well o. Only English remain for me to pass so i can get admission. See where I check my result below. Good luck to the others

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This is so true! On point! But this cock get mind sha lol

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When you collect your wedding album and you as a husband see this....What will you do?

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This one na real Branch Manager for Tree Top Bank.... lol
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Wow! Chelsea don suffer o! lol

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Someone sed dis is d new Ooni of Ife's wife. But is it still right? Can't they get a bouncer or palace guard to fan her?

See o! Is this show of power or misplaced call to duty? :Na wa o!

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1) Avoid competitive courses
2) Avoid competitive school
3) select the correct subject combination
4) Never depend fully on Expo
5) Read wise, Read smart and pray.

RECENT JAMB QUESTIONS
If U think u're beta than those who didn't pass Jamb?Try these few Jamb left over questions.
Bonus Question: (*): Using Almighty Formula, calculate the diameter of Banky W's head
(take ♊=3.14)"
(1) Calculate M.I's Height

(2): Wande Coal's complexion
is ? (A) Dark B) Coal Tar (C)Goodnight D) All of the above.

(3): If Nokia is connecting people then what is blackberry doing (a) stressing people(B)annoying people, (c)extorting people, (d) destroying people.
(4): What is blackberry in Yoruba?

(5): What genre of music do mosquitoes sing? (A)Fuji (B)Juju (C) Hip-Hop (D) Reggae?

This guy must be a clown lol.
For candidates who neeed to pass Jamb 2016 CBT. Check out that site below. Good luck guys

This guy must be a clown lol.
For candidates who neeed to pass Jamb 2016 CBT. Check out that site below. Good luck guys

Na wa o. Lol

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It all started during my year one, when I was just a fresher in one of the state's university and as at that time my parents were experiencing some financial difficulties and i had only been able to pay for my acceptance fee and school fees.
During my first week in the school... I slept in the bunks bed of the female hostels which were yet to be occupied by their owners...
In the mornings , I would wake up as early as 5am, say my morning prayers, greet the occupants of the room,borrow a bucket from one of the roommates and then head off straight to the bathroom. After having my bath, I would go to a nearly Bush with my tissue paper and defecate there then come back to the hostel to pick my bag/luggage which included my slippers, few clothes and undies, credentials and some writing materials.
I would comb my long hair and style it in a bun, leave my face without make up then head off to class on an empty stomach...

A Facebook conversation between Akpos and his girlfriend...

SONIA: Baby, How are you doing?

AKPOS: I'm fine sweetie and you?

SONIA: I'm fine, but I need something from you baby.

AKPOS: What do you need sweetie?

SONIA: Can you please SEND me 15k? I need to buy some accessories.

AKPOS: Sure! No problem sweetie,k,k,k,k,k,k,k,k,k,k,k,k,k,k,k.

SONIA: Huh! What's this?

AKPOS: That's the 15k you said I should send to you.

SONIA: YOU ARE MAD!!!

Can you imagine! When you buy a food at eatery and you get home to discover this is what they package for you.What will you do?

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Akpos is a varsity student. The Lecturer ordered him to write an apology letter showing why he didn’t submit an assignment.The Lecturer warns him to write a formal letter with formal English or reflective of a varsity student lest he be punished.
This is what Akpos wrote…

Dear knowledge conduit,
My sovereign persona is thoroughly apologetic for my sordid academic behavioural inactivity or academic hibernation as regards the assignment.
Unfortunately, our smart Samsung HDTV was visually competitive in relation to the assignment, prompting me to fall prey to its seduction to the detriment of the assignment.
Ultimately, my exhaustion directed my nocturnally loyal body to my bed thereby rendering me half dead albeit still breathing in the process.
Best Regards.
Akpos

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I was about leaving the church premises today when i saw my friend toasting a lady at the church gate.I no be akproko o, but this was their conversation below

GUY: Do you have a boyfriend?

LADY: Nope. I don’t want to have a boyfriend.

GUY: Gen. 2:18 The Lord God said, “It is not good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper suitable for him.”

LADY: But I don’t love you.

GUY: 1 John 4:8 “Whoever does not love does not know God, because God is love.”

LADY: But how can I be sure that you’re loyal and honest?

GUY: Mark 13:31 “Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will never pass away.”

LADY: But I’m busy, I’m still studying.

GUY: Ecclesiastes 3:1 “There is a time for everything, and a season for every activity under the heavens.”

LADY: But why me? There are lot of girls out there.

GUY: Proverbs 31:29 “Many women do noble things,but you surpass them all.”

Onome: But what is in me that you like?

GUY: Song of Solomon 4:7 “You are altogether beautiful, my darling there is no flaw in you.”

LADY: But I’m not beautiful.

GUY: Proverbs 31:30 “Charm is deceptive, and beauty is fleeting, but a woman who fears the Lord is to be praised.”

LADY: What do you want to happen?

GUY: 2 Corinthians 2:4 “For I wrote you out of great distress and anguish of heart and with many tears, not to grieve you but to let you know the depth of my love for you”

ONE WORD FOR THIS GUY

If this is your experience,you need another source of income NOW!!!
DON'T JOKE WITH THIS LIFE O!
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If this is your experience you need another source of income now....don't joke with this life o

A boy who took part in the UTME exercise this year got 165. The boy who was not satisfied with his score,wrote a short letter to JAMB office.
The letter goes thus:
Dear Jamb,My name is Adegbite John. I am come from Nigeria. I writing JAMB, and I scored 165. That is a big serious lie.I say is a big serious lie because I doing lesson for 1 months and I count my book very well. I suppose to getting 100 in English and 90 in Literature. But you given me 30 in English and 45 in Literature.Did I not doing my CRS very well. Did Jonah not stay in the lion den and Elijah sleep in the Whale’s belly. Do something very fast. Infacts, I suppose score 300 in the JAMB.Thanks you.
If you are the JAMB registrar,what will u do?

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Wow! I wonder how this guy snapped this shot in less than 1 second.
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I KNOW MOST OF YOU OPEN THIS POST TO THINK NEGATIVELY. BUT IS NOT WANT YOU THINK,I STUDIED VERY HARD TO PASS MY JAMB YOU TOO CAN DO SO.

What can I say? Times have really changed o. Which of these mothers are child friendly? Let the discussions begin!lol
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Yellowson:
Wey d pics Op

Check Op post na. Haba! lol

This is simply Hilarious. I had to share lol
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Dem say Boko Haram don poison beans after I buy half bag
for house. From the one wey I cook, I give my dog, Bingo,
make im first test am. 45mins later, bingo still dey waka,
dey jolly. Na im I come chop my own. After I don chop
finish, my gateman run come tel me say bingo don die, hey!
I run enter house, begin drink full gallon of palm oil for my
belle, chop 22 bitter kola wit 3 long bitter leaf stem, chop
walnuts with the shell no time to crack, swallow moringa
with aloe vera as treatment combo. Garlic and onions be like
sweet for my mouth. I come dey sweat as if na oven be my
bedroom. I dey think say my life don finish. I come outside.
Na im gate man com they tell me say the driver wey kill
bingo wan come beg me! If na u, wetin u go do the gate
man?
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Lol