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fadjnr:
This op is a correct thief. This picture has been online for a couple of days and the story is totally different from what the op is saying. All in the name of advert.

Show me d online link bros! U can lie. Bad belle pple. But d app has many downloads. I know its very gud and has helped many Jamb candidates

https://play.google.com/store/apps/developer?id=Blue+Pyramid+Ltd.

fadjnr:
This op is a correct thief. This picture has been online for a couple of days and the story is totally different from what the op is saying. All in the name of advert.

Show me d online link bros! U can lie. Bad belle pple. But d app has many download. I think its very gud and has help many candidates

JeffreyJamez:
You no fit lap am?

You r funny O! I just saw him yday and snapped him. I don't go to the next town everyday na.

JeffreyJamez:
I don't understand.... you have a car (or so I think) but you followed your "cousin" like this just to snap him and put on the internet? ........am I missing something?

Haba! I was in a bus o. He is just managing cos there's no transport allowance for him.

My cousin uses this dangerous form of transportation because he says that the closest Jamb Lesson is in d next town.

I had to advice him to use the below app. They even have offline CBT dat does not need internet. See below;

https://play.google.com/store/apps/developer?id=Blue+Pyramid+Ltd.

When using Swiftng, Have you noticed that if your data is getting low you WILL receive numerous emails and text messages, but if you have much data and your subscription wants to expire you won't get any email. Just one text message & email AFTER they have deleted your data!
Is that good customer services?

When using Swiftng, Have you noticed that if your data is getting low you will receive numerous emails and text messages, but if you have much data and your subscription wants to expire you won't get any email. Just one text message & email after they have deleted your data!
Is that good customer services?

This guy must be superman cousin o! Lol

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This one nawah oo...Shey na by force

What you get when your barber was once a horticulturist. This is why you need insurance before you cut your hair.
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witorwitoutyou:
Dis is dumbest post ever,asyde dtndo u knw what awaits u in future @OP,Going to skool and bagging all d certificates in dis world doesn't guarantee one success,GROW UP,OP

Yes it does not guarantee but it give u better options in life. Pls don't discourage people who plan to achieve greater things. Thanks for d post though

This one na Messi papa o. Lol

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Dear Nairalanders,
This is not a joke. Please study hard and gain admission to higher institutions. To avoid story that touch like dis pics.
The best way is to study and pass CBT this days is by using the quality Jamb apps for practice o. Like the ones in below link;

https://play.google.com/store/apps/developer?id=Blue+Pyramid+Ltd.

wow

Say no to Exam Mal-practice

Dear Jambites,

Say NO to cheating o. Lol

The best way is to study and pass is by using the quality Jamb apps for practice o. Like the ones in below link;

https://play.google.com/store/apps/developer?id=Blue+Pyramid+Ltd.

See dis karashika o! Does it mean she prefers the tree to her man?

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does it looks wonderful?

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This is so hilarious, I had to share lol
Shout out to Wizzy Star boy tinz

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In 2010 Jamb, I bounced entered d Exam hall,I had just one prayer on my mind which is God "pls let me sit near a person that knows book",cos d silly boy i told to send me the answers on my phone looks lyk who doesn't have sense.God finaly answered my prayer,d girl dat i sat with was an Albino &she wore eyeglass dat has rope,so i knew for sure dat she know book wella.As d paper started,dis girl started to misbehave o.She was just covering her answer,but me as a sharp guy,i was spying d answer from 1 deadly angle.when it remain just 5 minutes to go,this girl caught me copyin her &started shouting @ me,but i just i ignored her,since i had almost copied finish.d next thing that i heard was my phone's message tune.This guy has finally sent d answer,i sighed & then told the invigilator to give Me a fresh answer booklet. I then tore d 1 dat i copied frm d albino girl &used the paper to stone Her.I kept d fresh booklet on top my table & used 1 style to open d message,i saw "To download GBESE by Lil Kesh, text 48 to 4900 - From Mtn". Lol Na joke o!


Meanwhile, if you have registered you can use below free app to practice, cos its exactly like the Jamb I did. Good luck!

https://play.google.com/store/apps/developer?id=Blue+Pyramid+Ltd.

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raayah:
Yes he can!

Are u sure? Please where did u get your information? He doesn't want to waste money in this hard times o. Cos he's already gained admission.

My cousin was offered admission to study a course which he doesn't want. Can he write Jamb 2016 so incase he passes well this time he can do the course he has passion for? Pls nairalanders your advise is needed

Meanwhile, if you have registered you can use below free app to practice. I am using it, I wish i used it in my last Jamb, I would have passed cos its exactly like the Jamb I did. Good luck!

https://play.google.com/store/apps/developer?id=Blue+Pyramid+Ltd.

Lols.......dis one na confirm packaging
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Alert: JAMB 2016 Registration Closing Date.

The closing date for the registration of the Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination (UTME) as earlier announced by JAMB remains January 16th, 2016.

Though there are rumours that there's likely going to be an extension, JAMB source notified that there is no official statement to that effect yet.

If you have registered you can use below free app to practice. Good luck!

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