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Unilorin!!! M short of words like torn page of a dictionary,buh d tin wey dem do me nd ma fellow nairalanders ehn,mah no jus tok b4 i face 2 years jail term leme jus siddon dey sip ma kunnu nd watch how Suarez will score another stunning goal

Oluwatobex:
We have 4 Tobis here... I know One Abatob/Adatob, I guess he's been admitted

i have not bruhh,stil expecting alert

They should jail all of them jur if found guilty,see as dis one name sound 'dokpesi' sumtin lik 'dopemu'

Choi! Naija ehn... It will be great soon

K

Why nigerian just dey resemble American ppu like dis na? For y'all dat watches football u shud c d resemblance between douglas costa nd etoo or thiago alcantara and hazard

Cul

C as mama piss be like,oga Jonah we miss u o

Chai

haftob:
He sacked the security because he was sleeping on duty bocs the security man also z he dreamt

are u sure brov??

Kul

Idrismusty97:
Just the location. E.g Dikwa LGA, Okene LGA etc

what is d short form of okene? Is it OKN OR KEN?

Naija guys! I guess dis o.p z frm bariga

It was shared by my friend since yesterday and it has been giving us headache:There was a rich man... He has 3 workers nd each has 2jobs..the cleaner is also the cook,the driver is also the PA,the security guard is also the gardener.... One day the man wanted to travel for an important meeting, the cook carried the luggage inside the car so the PA was like *oga dey travel*....so the cook answered....*P.a con talk say hin get dream say oga plane crash nd hin die*... The cook also said he had the same dream ...xoo the security overheard them ..he too said he also had the same dream ...so they all agreed in tellin there oga ...when they told oga, he agreed because it was the 3 of dem dat had d dream ....so later in the night it was announced in the news dat d plane got crashed and all died....he was so glad dat he had listen to his workers ...in the next morning he called dem and rewarded them except the security which he thank him nd had him sacked.....so why was he sacked?- I know nairaland has alot of brilliant people,please help me out

MIM77:
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The girl is not up to 20 years old. The mother got married to the father in between 1995 and 1996, the wedding was held in Maiduguri. So it means her date of birth at most is anything from 1996.

but her face tho or is it 2much money dat caused it?

Ds gel fine no b lie buh she dy like pesin wey dy har mid 30s,Mak me find fulani gel marry,anyone here? So dat our own go b like 'they met on nairaland nd d rest was history'

Na film jare

vanhayor:
Can I eva be d FTC on nairaland??

i will advise u to ask introvert or ladyf,they miqht tell u d secret

Dis is what fayose should do at ekiti state not demolishing market,now he cnt continue demolishing it when a strange pawpaw suddenly grow within 48hours there

Lalasticlala

I wont be surprised if i see it on fp one day dat viviangist weds lalasticlala,dias something between both of dem! Dy ar cute sha,mehn dat bentley,airforce wen ur own dey com na?(Nairaland musician)

Release 2nd list and shut d crap jur

GMan650:
Wch one is OSRC again? I guess Osun Radio Corporation

ondo state

Choi! Alot of football genius here,Haywhy911 u sound like barca fan well we actually welcomed Benitez to 'EL GRAN CLASICO' *in Jim Beglin's voice,d same way we welcomed Mourinho(5-nil) m nt surprised at all,6 points into xmas period,after our club world cup turan nd vidal will be back we gona have like 3 outstanding games,mehn anoda Liga coming to catalonia city

GMan650:
So he even shot a video for it. I haven't seen it on these cable music channels

bro dat song cant get airplay on OSRC,d song is crap naw!

Op i agree with u buh av heard chidioke since may and watched d video in august!

4 sale

jeez! dis news is as old as babangida,i'v seen dis news in punch newspaper 4 monthz ago

Like seriously m tired of asking ma peeps how is school without them asking me dsame question,UNILORIN!!! M short of words like torn pages of dictionary i sha believe dat all of us will make dat bleeping 2nd list. Good evni y'all,dunno who to mention sef.. E sha kale o,ile ti sun emi o

I strongly believe we will scale throuqh but not with this form/players