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Lol

So the girl married a guy that is calculating how to share 200 naira between 2 people

Someone that wants to transfer 100 naira back

You can't leave the full 200naira for the girl?


Bros na so things hard for you??


Happy love o

1 man down

Bye bye to your freedom

shox:
ladies bike no be 1 million o. It’s about 1.3- 1.9 m

Na you wan buy brand new na

nairalee:
The only difference is that u can price like you're buying tomatoes on indrive

No you can't!

That's an illusion

The drivers are the one pricing you

You can't tell them the money you will pay

Different drivers are telling you the amount they want to collect

And it's usually going higher
Not lower

So the faster you click on the cheapest the better

Because the drivers are comparing prices

It's the same drivers in all the apps na


Imagine driver is checking price in a different app to know whether to accept bolt or indrive

The best is to buy a ladies bike

If you're young
18 to 40

Most of them are under 1m

And there are so many beautiful looking bikes now that's comfortable for 2 people

advanceDNA:
lol….. continue eating ur 9k food…..
when landlord evict you comot for house or increase rent to 2Million ….u will find out how pple build house with 300k per month…

A friend earning 600k and was making the same complaint you are making now…I opened his eyes to just two things that saved him over 1.2M

Cost of water: he drinks nestle bottled water with his folks: which cost him 15 per week = 60k per month and 720k per year…

Dstv: he does full package dstv that cost him 44k per month = 528k per year..

By the time i showed him his annual mtn data and alcohol expense he almost cried ….

See if u want to survive with 300k …first make a list of all ur expenses annually,,u will see that you have not been spending wisely and u will easily see what you need to cut down to have extra u can save to do more ….

U have no business eating with 9k per day when u are earning 300k….. but hey …what do I know…

Motivation adviser

He should live in a face me and face you
Because any decent roomself in the city is from 700 upwards

He should eat groundnut and garri 1ce a day that's 1k daily

Fly to work not spending anymoney on transport

Don't pay for electricity

Don't pay for general maintenance

Only visit nairaland and never do any subscription above 1k monthly. He dare not visit YouTube or tiktok

Starve his love for football, have zero hobbies

If the person stays in lagos or Abuja

With 300k you are very poor after expenses are deducted from your money

That is the reality of an average Nigerian in 2026

In 2023
You're not poor

Some people transport in a month just to go and make that 300k is around 40k to 60k
Imagine 1k to
1k from
2k x 25days =50k

If your advice is live closer to your work, apartments are more expensive in the main city

If your advise is go cheaper
Apartments are cheaper in far distance =more money spent on transport to work

Sukakma:
The highest money i ever staked was 1k
Most of my stakes are #100, #200
I gamble for fun; not to get rich
I gamble just to get money for data and airtime and not to buy mansion or bugatti

Because you don't have 10m in savings na

And you've never won 1m naira before from betting

People that have tasted 2m naira win

Will never gamble with 100naira

Just pray for you to never ever win millions from betting if not

You will be addicted till you lose everything you have and even sell your property because you believe so much in yourself that you have the ability to win millions

Pls all the thousands of people according to statistics with HIV

You people should comment na

Shuoo


Statistics says you guys are in hundreds of thousands and yet

All the topics on hiv all the comments are always from saints and negative people

Na all of una for this comment no get HIV abi?

Make seun add Lie detector to this site

Tenrack:
bros the landlady of my compound is someone I've known for a while. She is my mom's customer. I even thought because of this, I could get to skip the agent and agreement part. She still requested for it. Forget it, most of these landlords are equally greedy. Yes, I paid her agent fee without going through any agent. Forget ehn. Nigerians are a wicked people.

Don't mind these ones above

Most agents are extremely poor and are just striving for their daily 2k


Landlords are the real problems, they don't give their house to 1 agent, to many agents to hustle and bring people for them

Agent don't build rubbish house, the landlord do

They build rubbish and give it out to lots of agents to be hustling for tenants

At the end

Landlord will collect rent. Agreement fee (there's no lawyer anywhere) it's landlord that still eat the Agreement fee, many of you tenants don't know this. Caution fee still landlord

Some service charge still landlord

They already getting double the rent plus rent directly into the landlords pocket.

Now commission

Landlord still takes it and give a percentage out if the commission never the full money to the agents

And most definitely not just 1 agent tie to the house, when you pay you'll see different agent fighting on commission


Even if you go to meet landlord directly, you will still pay commission of agent (without agent)

That's what Nigerian Citizens do to each other

Landlord eat fat, hide away then allow agent collect all the blame

Soapy saves you from a whole Lotta stuff

eepeepook:
Starlink exists here. Don’t forget that.

He's talking about the poor gamers that game for fun

Which consist of 90% of nigerian gamers, they buy physical cds to play and swap or sell later when they are done


The only people who won't mind are the 10% who are either rich and 130k is not a problem or those that Make money through monetizing their gaming contents

People who earn 250k should call themselves gainfully employed right?

So many people earn below 200, 150k monthly

Let's be realistic

Now let's even say you earn 300k monthly

If you eat morning. Afternoon and dinner

How much do you spend in a day?


Because spending 3k on each meal is roughly 9k

That's almost all the whole salary

So how do you pay rent. Bills. Other expenses

Now how many people earn above 300k??

AdamuKD:
They are not serious
Person wey na average player

Old age performance is what you are talking about


Be honest with yourself from age 21 to 35. He was a beast especially in the champions league

Yh

I grew up in a family where

All the 5 siblings of my dad hated him so much because he was the only Christian

They also hated my mum

Hated me

So we lived alone away from family for yrs

Hatred is so much to the point of wishing death and sabotaging all efforts

Not witchcraft just pure human wickedness

ajalawole:
The problem is most of you don't use hair cream at all. I apply hair cream to my hair every day, mind you am almost 40 and my hair still fully.

Dey play you don't use hair cream more than me

I even use hair treatments. Special ones

Even use female owns

My dad was bald
When I was 17 to 27 I had very full hair and I use to carry Afro and do all kinds of hairstyle

I joke about it with my dad and all he said was his hair was as full as this when he was my age too

Long story short in my 30s now and I am bald

I just go on very very low cut and keep my beards full

Still look as good


It is Hereditary

1,000 ways to die in the west

Some people are lucky police station is close ooo

If not hmmm

HeraldAgric01:
Here we go again. We dey turn up for champions league. Lookmans athletico go kollect today. Go guys! Get the win. GGMU

Guy e no dey tire you?

Why are you still supporting that club. I need to know your babe o

She go dey cheat on you repeatedly and you go dey forgive her steady

Checkwell:
He was even a philanthropist in dollars o. Person wey get money to even dash people. Wetin go make am kill himself? He never knew his money could buy him happiness in Nigeria.

Asin I con look my 2k dey wonder shey if I no die

Why will a millionaire die

I even dey owe opay and palmpay

I no go still die

I wish I can find a club to sign me as 3rd back up goalkeeper

Just dey collect salary dey go

Mariangeles:
@bolded, tell that to the guy who stakes on Ronaldo to score.

Any gambler is a loser

Even if you win with ronaldo scoring
You lose elsewhere

Balance the books at the end of the week and you are in red

arantess:
so messi is not super rich, what does being rich have to do with this?

una dey always worship mammon

Trust me Ronaldo doesn't care about you

Neither does Messi gives 2 fjcks about you

They only care about their family and their money

You can keep arguing about who is good or bad at football

Messi being celebrated by his country and the world

Ronaldo being disgraced by his own country

You just can't write this script

Anyways he's super rich, not sure he cares much, just very sad for his fans that follow him blindly without making 1 kobo

Baadal:
- PS5 SLIM DISC Version
- 7 installed games
- 1TB Storage
- One Controller
- Excellent working condition
- 950K only

Call/WhatsApp 08025220285 if interested .

Who be this one ?

Shey that 950k na lagos life money 💰?

Not naira sha

Be like your audience are in Luxembourg not Nigeria

For a console of 550k to 600

Who uses just 1 network na


I have atleast 3

Change at will

EmmaLege:
Why was she denying it before the wedding 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

Females don't want to accept they are having sex

Men thrive in boasting of having sex

Funny right?

Only a pregnancy will make a woman admit she had sex

Available for enquiries

Contact

khanivorous:
They need to change that coach before December

Sorry to inform you

Coaches like

Pep
Mourinho
Sir Alex

Can't be replaced

You will keep hiring and firing for yrs

Gunayo:
Man city really got it wrong to have sold Rodri to Barcelona. No be juju be that. Without a good midfielder, it will be difficult for them to make top 4 not to talk of winning the league.

Without Pep
De bryune
Rodri

Haaland will most definitely leave to another club next season

And the fall of city starts

Tijani009:
For three different tickets ooo, and na Dem be my hope to pay house rent next month oooooo

Very bad investment

There are 10 big teams playing today with weaker teams you could have picked and avoid city

You no see PSV?

Na only premier league una dey bet

;D33


Even when Pep was there, bournemouth dey worry city wella.

So na this Lesson teacher wan beat bournemouth

The engine of mancity is Rodri or a strong midfield. Pep football is all about owning the midfield. Attack can score anytime

These ones are just running up and down

80 yrs old running for president because we are the leaders of tomorrow

Chinny024:
From medical point of view.

BUDGET MONEY FOR ELECTIVE OR EMERGENCY CS DUE TO INAPPROPRIATE PELVIS

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