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Funny people

adenigga:
Source: https://dailytrust.com/hardship-nec-endorses-90-day-plan-to-ease-cost-of-living

Speak for your self sir

AnonPoet:
Peter Obi has made Obidients everyone's enemies..." - Segun Showunmi

"...Peter Obi has made Obidients everyone's enemies..." - Segun Showunmi pic.twitter.com/DcakGzjIjx

— Àkànní (@idofoi) October 23, 2026

Kudos to our gallant officers and men. But abeg, where them dey, who send them? Where are they from?

Melezenawii:
Source


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ggf3e63L2U?si=PIJSfig-Zcm728wx



https://punchng.com/breaking-military-dss-police-arrest-five-suspects-over-corps-members-kidnap/?amp

In reality, she did the right thing actually.. Lol

uche87:
https://www.facebook.com/thevillagetowncrier

i think Soname and Odegbami are suitably qualified. Wetin Amaju dey find again. The one wey him do never reach am?

SportblitsNews:
Source: https://sportblits.com/nff-interim-presidency-soname-pinnick-odegbami/

Africans made a big mistake fighting against APARTHEID.this guys are just...

RandDigital:
South Africa is asking several other African governments to reimburse it for the cost of sending tens of thousands of their citizens back home.

The request comes after South Africa deported or helped repatriate more than 80,000 immigrants, following protests and violence against illegal immigration.

According to the country's Home Affairs department, which briefed lawmakers on Tuesday, the country has spent nearly $18 million accommodating and transporting immigrants who demanded to return to their home countries.

The foreign ministry has sent written requests for compensation to Malawi, Ethiopia and Nigeria, officials said.

The money covered buses to transport the immigrants, temporary repatriation centers and staff overtime, among other expenses. Tommy Makhode, the director-general of the Home Affairs department, described the costs as “unforeseen and unavoidable.”

Some municipalities and government departments involved in the repatriation are demanding compensation from the Home Affairs department, since the costs had not been budgeted for.

Home Affairs minister Leon Schreiber has described the recent volume of repatriations and deportations as unprecedented.

The departures have come during heightened tensions over immigration in South Africa. Anti-illegal migration groups have held protests, and some attacks on foreign nationals have strained relations with other African governments.

The groups blame migrants for high unemployment, crime and pressure on public services.

Some countries in the region have accused the South African government of failing to protect its citizens, an accusation the government has denied.

Most recently, Ghana pushed for the situation in South Africa to be included in the agenda of an upcoming African Union meeting, a suggestion which was rejected by the continental body.

According to the latest government figures, 82,875 people have either been voluntarily repatriated or have been deported since the migration tensions began. However, figures released by governments of migrants' home countries put the total at about 178,000.

The departures are part of a broader government crackdown. Between April and July, 16,078 nationals mostly from Lesotho, Malawi, Tanzania, Zimbabwe and Mozambique were deported through the country's Lindela Repatriation Centre.

South African law enforcement officials said last week they would intensify operations targeting illegal migration and related offenses.

They said they had arrested nearly 60,000 people who are in the country illegally, including 16,208 arrested in July alone.

Ah, thank you for sharing. Say bye bye to temu

sampsonjr:
Please What Should I Do To Get My Money Back?

I made 2 Orders from TEMU, and Temu assigned TGG Courier for the 2 Orders. And the 2 Orders have passed the delivery deadline many days ago, and the Courier could not deliver them. The Courier Company does not know where they keep my Orders. And in order to delay me, and save their face, they set Automated message, or (AI) information to be dropping the same messages on Temu website, to keep on saying, "Out For Delivery" and this is getting to 2 months now, but no delivery, no phone call from a dispatch rider, or a driver.

I have complained to Temu and got tired. They have created TICKET for this issue. But my Orders are still no where to be found. I requested a refund, but Temu refused to refund back my money. They say, as far as the (AI) messages from TGG Courier keeps reporting "Out For Delivery" that they can not refund me my money. They said that I have no options, thank to continue to wait for the delivery, even after the delivery deadline had passed many days ago.

In fact, as at now, the TICKET specialists are no more responding to me, instead, they are forwarding the same (AI) messages from TGG Courier to me through the TICKET, saying that TGG Courier is their business partner.

Meanwhile, when I started Ordering items from Temu, they used other Couriers for me, and they were delivering all my Orders to me, without delays and without issues. But unfortunately, along the line, Temu assigned TGG Courier for my Orders. My first Order to TGG was not delivered to me, rather, they wrote a report that they sent it back to China, and Temu refunded me the money.

So I don't know what to do again to get my money back this time around. The Courier Company is ashamed to come out boldly and tell Temu that they have lost my items. And Temu is waiting for TGG to admit that they have lost my Orders before Temu can now issue a refund to me.

Please, What Else Should I Do To get My Money Back?

Actually the South African team is capable of defeating Canada if the officials are fair

aremubabs:
South Africa is stronger than Canada.

I expect them to qualify for the round of 16 tonight.

Congratulations to
South Africa
Morocco
Ivory Coast
Egypt
Cape Verde
Senegal
DR Congo
Algeria
Ghana
Rooting for you all... Bring the cup back to Africa.

Odewaleadesoye:
FIFA WORLD CUP 2026 GROUP STAGE FINAL STANDINGS & ROUND OF 32 QUALIFIERS

The group stage is over and the first-ever 48-team FIFA World Cup has already delivered plenty of drama, surprises and historic moments.

Here is how all the groups finished:

GROUP A
1. Mexico – 9 Points (+6)
2. South Africa – 4 Points (-1)
3. South Korea – 3 Points (-1)
4. Czech Republic – 1 Point (-4)
Qualified: Mexico, South Africa


GROUP B
1. Switzerland – 7 Points (+4)
2. Canada – 4 Points (+5)
3. Bosnia and Herzegovina – 4 Points (-1)
4. Qatar – 1 Point (-8 )
Qualified: Switzerland, Canada, Bosnia and Herzegovina


GROUP C
1. Brazil – 7 Points (+6)
2. Morocco – 7 Points (+3)
3. Scotland – 3 Points (-3)
4. Haiti – 0 Points (-6)
Qualified: Brazil, Morocco


GROUP D
1. United States – 6 Points (+4)
2. Australia – 4 Points (0)
3. Paraguay – 4 Points (-2)
4. Turkey – 3 Points (-2)
Qualified: United States, Australia, Paraguay


GROUP E
1. Germany – 6 Points (+6)
2. Ivory Coast – 6 Points (+2)
3. Ecuador – 4 Points (0)
4. Curaçao – 1 Point (-8 )
Qualified: Germany, Ivory Coast, Ecuador


GROUP F
1. Netherlands – 7 Points (+6)
2. Japan – 5 Points (+4)
3. Sweden – 4 Points (0)
4. Tunisia – 0 Points (-10)
Qualified: Netherlands, Japan, Sweden


GROUP G
1. Belgium – 5 Points (+4)
2. Egypt – 5 Points (+2)
3. Iran – 3 Points (0)
4. New Zealand – 1 Point (-6)
Qualified: Belgium, Egypt


GROUP H
1. Spain – 7 Points (+5)
2. Cape Verde – 3 Points (0)
3. Uruguay – 2 Points (-1)
4. Saudi Arabia – 2 Points (-4)
Qualified: Spain, Cape Verde


GROUP I
1. France – 9 Points (+8 )
2. Norway – 6 Points (+1)
3. Senegal – 3 Points (+2)
4. Iraq – 0 Points (-11)
Qualified: France, Norway, Senegal


GROUP J
1. Argentina – 9 Points (+7)
2. Austria – 4 Points (0)
3. Algeria – 4 Points (-2)
4. Jordan – 0 Points (-5)
Qualified: Argentina, Austria, Algeria


GROUP K
1. Colombia – 7 Points (+3)
2. Portugal – 5 Points (+5)
3. DR Congo – 4 Points (+1)
4. Uzbekistan – 0 Points (-9)
Qualified: Colombia, Portugal, DR Congo


GROUP L
1. England – 7 Points (+4)
2. Croatia – 6 Points (0)
3. Ghana – 4 Points (0)
4. Panama – 0 Points (-4)
Qualified: England, Croatia, Ghana


CONFIRMED ROUND OF 32 TEAMS




9 AFRICA'S REPRESENTATIVES IN THE ROUND OF 32
South Africa
Morocco
Ivory Coast
Egypt
Cape Verde
Senegal
DR Congo
Algeria
Ghana

A special congratulations to South Africa and Ivory Coast, who have reached the FIFA World Cup knockout stage for the first time in their history.

Cape Verde also deserve massive praise. Despite being one of the smallest nations at the tournament, they qualified from a group containing Spain, Uruguay and Saudi Arabia.

Africa will have nine (9) representatives in the Round of 32, making this one of the continent's strongest World Cup performances ever.


ROUND OF 32 MATCHUPS



Which African team do you think can go the furthest in the knockout stage?

This is very responsible

Truths9ja:
https://punchng.com/mfm-suspends-vigils-limits-services-to-8pm-nationwide/

Unfortunately

Deon28:
Next thing you will hear their release

Oga name then abs stop all this drama

press9jatv:
Sunday Igboho, Yoruba Nation Agitator, Threatens To Name Politicians Behind The Abduction of Oyo Schoolchildren and Teachers..



Source: https://punchng.com/i-will-name-politicians-behind-oyo-students-abduction-if-sunday-igboho

He whom the gods want to destroy, they first make mad

Bentacur007:
What’s wrong with Wike
He has not been comfortable at all

Na wa. Is she the only child of her parents? Is the man the bread winner to his parents and siblings? Where was she working before pregnancy? How where her parents fending before she got married?

Bobloco:
https://www.gistreel.com/my-husband-earns-n280k-gives-his-parents-n80k-gives-me-n150k-but-refuses-to-give-my-parents-money-pregnant-woman/

Kai. I thought our defense spike person said there was no participation of our side actors? Na wa O. Who dey talk truth now?

dre11:
https://dailytrust.com/just-in-us-releases-footage-of-operation-that-killed-isis-number-two-man/

Last night's operation targeted a significant presence of ISIS fighters in Northeastern Nigeria eliminating multiple high value individuals including Abu-Bilal al-Minuki. pic.twitter.com/lNj4AMSITH

— U.S. Africa Command (AFRICOM) (@USAfricaCommand) May 16, 2026

Oga for where you see that one? Abi it's skyrocketing the more

baconline:
The Nigerian used car market prices is going down due to low patronage. Cars that average cost 4.5m now sell for less than 4m, no one is still buying. Its sad, the economy has really taken a heavy hit, Nigerians are on survival mode and have no money to buy cars.

Uncle Ribadu don grow grey hair like this? My love for this man no be here sha. From his days at the EFCC..

seunmsg:
Nigeria’s National Security Advisor, Nuhu Ribadu Meets JD Vance And Marco Rubio




Source

Wicked sycophant.

Racoon:
https://tribuneonlineng.com/video-tinubus-aide-says-n10000-can-feed-modest-family-for-several-days/?fbclid=Iwb21leARrPEFleHRuA2FlbQMxMDAAc3J0YwZhcHBfaWQMMzUwNjg1NTMxNzI4AAEeDkd6viKMc0pf24aI4sPjDfUQGWY0k0YTypXH1kAa6K3vJFsQH4JLnfJmQRY_aem_Ja65xrMUHEgvPGkCuW0YJg&brid=YWdncwElrrnGsxQcSC88aQK5bRgm

Thank you. Make una support us abeg

Openyamind111:
We should support Arsenal this time.. Arsenal fans eyes don too see shege abeg.. 😂😂😂

It's unfortunate especially coming from and acclaimed PhD holder. He's just a divisive entity that does not deserve the smallest of attention.

treesun:
https://dailytrust.com/you-are-favouring-christians-over-muslims-muric-tells-fg/

Congratulations to her

Godspowerpro:
GODSPOWERPROJECT

Pretty actress turn GraceMade Pastor Seun Osigbesan aka Jenifa (from The Johnsons TV series) recently clocked 40 years younger, and her birthday photos has got social media abuzz


"How I turned up yesterday for my 40th Birthday Thanksgiving Service with my family 💜

My heart is truly full.

First, I return all the glory to GOD for HIS faithfulness, grace, and the gift of life. I do not take HIS goodness for granted.

Thank you to everyone who took out time to celebrate with me as i turned 40 yesterday. Every message, call, post, prayer, and act of love meant so much to me. I felt it deeply.

To everyone who showed up physically, i appreciate your presence and the joy you brought. To those who joined virtually, your love reached us just the same— I am truly thankful.

I pray that the same love, kindness, and celebration you have shown will return to you in multiplied measure. May God bless you richly, honor you, and grant you reasons to celebrate continually.

We love and celebrate you all. 🙏🏽"

All outfits @styledbyzsheunic
Makeup @rhisglam
Photography @hediawe_photog

#fourthfloor
#fortified
#lifebegins@40
#godisinthestory
Reposted from @zsheunic

#ZsheunicAt40
#PMAt40

Setting aside political affiliations, this is not a good sign. The ruling party and some overzealous 'over sabis " are setting a very dangerous trend. If the PDP did same, would any opposition have ever taken power? It's more worrisome coming from the camp of so called "progressive democrats". Abeg o

fergie001:
Peter Gregory Onwuabasi Obi

Something worrisome is happening in Nigeria. Something is definitely not right.

dre11:
Ex-Nigerian Lawmaker Arrested For ‘Giving False Intelligence’ To Foreign Embassies




https://leadership.ng/ex-nigerian-lawmaker-arrested-for-giving-false-intelligence-to-foreign-embassies/

If only they can match like this against the Afrikaners like this

kingthreat:
Yes South Africans are very xenophobic people. But this action of Igbo king in their land poured 1 gallon of petrol on their xenophobia.
Igbos in diaspora should calm down. You should read your environment before installing Eze Ndigbo anywhere.
Now another xenophobic madness that will take lives, injure many and destroy lots of properties.

That is my fear now. This Westerners are crazy.

HacheNoire:
He should be arrested for taking up duties he is not professionally trained for!

This is a pure violation of public safety and professionalism!

Which Shire or county bestowed upon him to carry out responsibilities on behalf of the government?

This needs to be investigated and taken up with necessary quarters.

It’s a ridicule to the crown and country.

Question, why would Israel oppose?

fergie001:
The United States, Israel and Argentina opposed the measure, while Britain and EU member states abstained.


SOURCE


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMF_okIsWxc?si=_I3ulI4SnkSieeeJ

And Nigeria is the only oil producing nation amongst them except you want to count Ghana, wey never really start. Nonsense stat

DrMB:
Nigeria vs. West Africa: Who’s actually winning the fuel price battle?
New data from March 2026 shows a massive gap in petrol costs across the region, with prices ranging from ₦1,120 to over ₦2,200 per litre.
Does the price in your country match the reality on the ground, or are you seeing higher at the pumps? Let’s talk in the comments! 👇


Source

Northern Nigeria? What's the name of the state, village, etc.. When was this taken? Let's avoid misinformation especially during these sensitive times, abeg[quote author=Ezeama400 post=138625683]

WATCH: Shiites Protest In Nigeria Over Killing Of Iran’s Supreme Leader, Khamenei pic.twitter.com/12wMorpGDq

— Sahara Reporters (@SaharaReporters) March 1, 2026

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Most likely for money rituals

magoo10:
Sucking chest or sucking breast make una dey specific.
The man must be mentally sick.

Crooked people

SlavaUkraini:
https://dailypost.ng/2026/02/06/nigeria-not-ready-for-real-time-transmission-of-election-results-shagari/

How can the DSP be putting out this kind of Statment. Haba

Maxymilliano:
https://blueprint.ng/2027-states-with-high-votes-will-enjoy-more-fg-projects-barau/?fbclid=Iwb21leAPwNxhjbGNrA_A3FWV4dG4DYWVtAjExAHNydGMGYXBwX2lkDDM1MDY4NTUzMTcyOAABHry3jdnNI5klmc4mcNeT1eOZOWwXTq_uQEoWD9Glzax5Y58zrjtkJ_DSp2DZ_aem_CfgWpgNWxNAMf0IcoW6SwA

This is a good one from Anambra state. I hope to visit this year.

Bestmanfornow:
The Solution Fun City Awka Nigeria, the largest fun center established by the Governor of Anambra State, Charles Soludo, has provided the people of Anambra and Nigerians with a perfect venue to unwind and have fun during this holiday period.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsG2iIshPuE

Watch comprehensive coverage of the Aerial the link below


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Zo72BoARXw