₦airaland Forum

Fastfingers:
Ehen..... I knew it! No wonder! Frustrated employee? Have you been paid for last month? Come let me add you to my 25 employees. I'd place you on a more permanent salary so you don't have to come and rant out your frustration on nairaland. Better sleep because you have to be up by 4AM to beat Lagos traffic while some of us will stroll in by midday with a large smoothie (I hope you know what that means) cup in our hands.

Fastfingers:
And if I break my phone I will order one immediately. How's that your problem? I can't break my phone cos my phone is worth more than your whole being

Fastfingers:
Beech? Oh puhlease! It's 'B-I-T-C-H' Please spell with me: B-I-T-C-H.

Yes I am a B-I-T-C-H. A RICH B-I-T-C-H so you can go and die *in oshiomole's voice*

Fastfingers:
LMAO! At least I can speak English. What languages do you speak? Witchcraft? Obviously. Maybe a generational trend even..... Who knows

Fastfingers:
What I am saying is: That you are 95% of Nigerians who lack basic home training and throw insults so easily it shows your typical background and upbringing.

Fastfingers:
You are the sender! Or have you forgotten? Oh! You hate being cursed but you like cursing others? I don't blame you! Obviously a function of your basic environment. Classless!

Fastfingers:
Was that not what you posted??!!

Fastfingers:
You abused the person who took the pictures and that is me! Every curse that has been sent here will return to you all and your respective families!

I CAN NEVER go online to throw insults. Instead I will ask questions as to why the person acted that way and send a note of correction or caution. But because 95% of Nigerians lack basic manners and home training you people just spew insults as if you are sitting in front of your village hut talking to illiterate neighbors.
There wer ppl here who made the same point without sending curses out to everyone. You are not God and you don't know the situation that was there. So be careful before you send curses back to your generations.

At least laudate apologized after understanding. The rest are just reading and digesting all their curses for their generations. May it sit well in your respective tummies.

Fastfingers:
For the umpteenth time I DID NOT POST IT HERE! Whoever did didn't get all the info and just posted because they wanted to make news.

Please read!

laudate:
God will punish the idiot that took pictures of the man and posted it online, instead of rushing him to the nearest hospital for help so that they can save his life!

If you OP are in a critical condition, may others be taking pictures of you, instead of helping you get medical attention to save your life!! Bloody IDIOT.

laudate:
God will punish the idiot that took pictures of the man and posted it online, instead of rushing him to the nearest hospital for help so that they can save his life!

If you OP are in a critical condition, may others be taking pictures of you, instead of helping you get medical attention to save your life!! Bloody IDIOT.

laudate:
Did you read all the posts in this thread from the beginning? the OP was NOT present at the scene. Fastfingers sent the pictures to the OP because she was present at the scene, and she was one of those who helped to get soldiers to assist the dead man. Two other people were injured in the same accident that claimed the life of this man, and she helped to rush them to the hospital.

The only mistake was that all the full details were not posted online by the OP.

What more do you guys want?

Fastfingers:
It is the people In Your generation that will be called wicked all their lives! Mumu!!

metroparrot:
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A man whose name is Ani Ernest Friday is said to be lying down at Ajah roundabout ,Lagos after being knocked down by a hit and run driver ..He is said to be in a critical condition and no help has come his way yet ..
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http://www.metronaija.com/2015/08/photos-victim-of-hit-and-run-lying.html

Axeurdaddy:
We are excited to share that Five StarMusic artist, Skiibiiwho was reported to be dead earlier today has been revived.
According toLindaIkeji:
So this morning, I received a mail and a text message that Five StarMusic artist Skiibii(who I’d never heard of until today) collapsed in his sitting room and died. And they sent me the photo above. The source said he’d dressed up and was going for his media rounds today when he suddenly fell and was unable to be revived. Because I know the guys at Five StarMusic, I contacted them for confirmation. I actually called the music label’s artist manager, Soso Soberekon, to confirm the news. Soso, who had already posted a candlelight image on his instagram page said he would call me back with confirmation, that they were just hearing about the incident, that he and Kcee were in Europe. He called me back at exactly 10.02am to confirm that Skiibiihad passed on. So I carried the news.

But a few minutes ago (hours after I carried the news), Kcee called me to say Skiibiihadn’t died. He said he received the news of his collapse this morning but said he wasn’t sure what was going on because he was not in Nigeria. He said his brother told him Skiibiihad been found with no pulse and wasn’t breathing. They rushed him to the hospital and after hours there, he has been revived. Kcee told me he wanted me to be the first to announce he’s back to life because I broke the news of his alleged death.

To be honest, I find this all very strange. Skiibiijust released music and has been on the road for a week now promoting it. Someone said to me that all this could be a stunt…for him to trend (which he is – he’s the number trending topic in Nigeria) and all media houses in Nigeria have carried his supposed demise.

If this is a stunt, then it’s quite sad that they would go to this extent to make him known to Nigerians. I know a lot of Nigerian artists put up stunts, but to play with your life is sick! Extremely sick! But if it’s not a stunt and he indeed woke from the dead, then I’m very happy for him.

http://36ng.com.ng/2015/08/14/bre

Cc: lalasticlala

AmicableEd:
How well do you think you know your man?

During her bridal shower which held a few weeks back, Lanre Adesoye (our bride who had a Nikhai and Church wedding) underwent a test.

For the test, she was blinfolded and asked to choose her husband by touching the face and head of the guys at the shower.


Luckily for her she passed, she knew her bobo’s head well.

We posted the video on our instagram page hours ago and it sparked quite a reaction.

Some opined that the game was a risky one “What if she chose someone else” while some others decided to go and study and learn the shape of their bobo’s head well so as to pass it during their bridal showers too.

Well, we say it is cute and should be practiced at all bridal showers.

http://weddinginnigeria.com/every-bride-should-be-play-this-game-at-her-bridal-shower/

EgusiSoup:
.APC government led by the dullard can't guarantee good health care for to avoid fainting like this.

deadZONE:

i know he would quickly
move this to front page..
you and BUHARI no difference
tribalistic and favoristic
ban me!!!! cause thats ur worth.

jabojafa:
1Cor 7:4, Eph5:22,

jabojafa:
my dear i can undastnd ur plight bt jst becos u dnt agree with wot God's word say abt ur body belonging to ur husband n vice versa doesnt change d fact. Mayb wen u get married u will understnd.

baseg25:
Source : http://streetgist.com/photos-davido-goes-for-shooting-lessons-in-atlanta/

mystage:
The bolded, tank God u even knw abt it, and dats wat u re doing. BTW pls am nt good at exchange negative nd abusive words wit females (either in real life or on nairaland) mostly when its been done wit hate, anger and bad blood(exactly wat u re showing) and nt for fun/playin. so am sorry if i offended u.

jabojafa:
sowi dearie, its nt ur bby bt ur hubby dt owns it becos by virtue of been married ur body now belongs to ur man including ur boobz

mystage:
Is saying amen gonna mk u help me sell ur your last born birthright so dat i can bcome older than him/her?

mystage:
THANK YOU MA

mystage:
lolz. like seriously? u tink so or u knw so bcus nairaland showed u so? well,..am definately nt ur father age nd even if am a kid as u think, is there anytin bad in a smal boy fucking his madam which u re assuming urself to be?
my quoting ur comments and all my words were for joke sake. bt so bad u hv talking it personal and decide to insult my person. am sorry for quotin ur comments n introdin in ur business. pls dnt quote me again bcus am no longer interested in ur chat bcus i dnt toleret any form of insult on my person either online or in real life. SORRY MA!

mystage:
ok. oya bring breast i wan suck. i prefer squeezing and sucking your/my breasts for breakfast dis morni dan friedrice and salad.

adellam16:
Excuse me! I come from Delta! Men don't buy us. Go nd google d meaning of dowry. If u believe its about buying ur wife, goodluck! Dowry was paid on my head, It is tradition. A token paid to d lady's family so u can make her one with u. So if u believe dowry is buying and owning ur wife's breasts, well dats u and ur wife's business. I thank God I was not given someone like u who has such belief as a husband. God I thank u oooooo dis is my original post. Reasons y u modified it is known to u. If u like agree if u like don't. Just know dat if u try to modify my post again and say tins I did not say God will punish u

mystage:
DELTA, though i cant remember anywhere in my comment where i asked u which state u hails frm bt i just gat to single d bolded out bcus anytime i cum across a delta babe i always grab dem wit both hands wit smiles n happiness takin over my face bcus its only delta babes i knw nd hv xperience dat are easy to get(when as a guy u gat sweet words in ur mouth like we edo guys), they love genuiely, they can fight at d market square just for the sake of their bfs, and relationship wit them last long bcus they easily 4giv.

mystage:
yea u were born wit it d whole world knws. bt my dowry paid on ur head bought it frm u. so it nw blongs to me. return my dowry, and u get back ur breasts

jidebaba69:
I just got the real gist of the matter!

When my wife saw the picture of the boy holding the dead child she pointed out that there were no blood stains on the boy clothes also on his hands.
I thought it strange, since the police said he caught in the act.
I later found out that boy is a little slow and even though he was 16 he has the intelligence of a 5 year old.
He is known to play with children of 4-5yrs.
On that day he went with the little boy to play and met some men.
On noticing that he was slow they asked him to help them buy food. Which he did. On his return he could not find the men or the boy he came with.
He ate the food and then went home.
Later in the day the parents of little boy began searching for their child.
The dimwit boy then remembered that he and the child were playing and he went to look for him. He found the lifeless body of the child in the nearby Bush.
The funny thing is that he had no idea that the boy was dead. He just picked up the body and went to return the boy to his parents.
The police then arrested him and spun the story we heard before.
This is the true story!
I just wish our police would investigate properly before arresting and parading people before the press!