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saxwizard: issokay



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I dont dream

lobatan

that means you are not ..... forget

faqman: wtf...

hmmmm

I had my first wet dream when I was 18yrs old back then. And the funny part of it I was dreaming about s*x and when I woke after the reaction from the dream. I saw my boxer full of white fluid though used to see this. Share ya funny wet dream stories, or of anybody you know

Truely åm guity of all... I wish I can overcome that.

UCL All-time Top Scorers: 71 Raúl 69 C. Ronaldo 67 L. Messi 60 R. van Nistelrooy 59 A. Shevchenko 51 T. Henry

UCL All-time Top Appearances: 151 R. Giggs 147 Xavi 144 Raúl 143 Casillas 140 Maldini 131 Seedorf 130 Scholes. Add yours

what

off to Goodison Park!. I must watch dis match live.. #teamBlue #teamCFC #teamXarm

flawless911: So if pesin buy dis fone, and anoda man ask u, "warris d name of ya fone?" Y'all gon be like, "Itx Injury"
With im crappy display n fake Kitkat.. Ah hear say d display worse pass Tecno L3

EncryptJay ah see u

Rockin' LewaOS on mah Gionee E3
Even Tecno fones don dey get custom roms
Nd pple dey here dey Injure demselves


Abeg ohh no attack me ohh.. Jst passing by.. Make una carry go

injury of life.. I see u ma nigga

ijo family.. oh!! sorry, I mean injjoo

What about PC version #Weedson I hate mobile Version.. Too low to me unlike pc Version

eph12: You should know its not from first bank. I have been getting this and another from from a fake zenith bank website even when I don't have a zenith account. Smh my head for these fo.ols
In fact no one should fall for this scam sef. Anyone that falls is a big imbe.cile.

noted... thanks

SAW THIS MESSAGE FROM FIRST BANK AROUND 12:31PM TODAY THOUGH AM NOT USING FIRST BANK

Dear valued customer,

You have been successfully migrated to the new FirstOnline, our enhanced internet banking solution

Kindly update all your records with us correctly to prevent service interruption/suspension.


KINDLY FOLLOW THE BELOW INSTRUCTION

1. Go to https://www.1stbanknigeria- online.com/corp/ .

2.Enter Your Current USERID & PASSWORD & a TOKEN CODE

3. It is mandatory to enter the code generated by your FBN hardware token device

4. Lastly, Provide the Answer to your secret questions

5. 5. Please kindly move this message to your inbox folder if found in your junk

KINDLY NOTE THAT YOU ARE REQUIRED TO IN PUT YOUR TOKEN CODE FOR SUCCESSFUL UPDATES TO OUR NEW SITE



You must Synchronize your token to avoid locking of your token thereby making it impossible to carry out transactions online.

Thank you for banking with us.

asuustrike1: wait and try latter in the day or after some time

now working... Thanks

I load #100 as usual to do airtel whatsapp sub, which is *948#. and here is the message I got back "USSD String 948 was not recognized" any solution please?

Danhumprey: Smh.

keep shaking till Jesus come back

Mprex: Funny but serious

lol. you sure abt dat?

Conversation between AIDS and
EBOLA VIRUS...

Aids:Hey baby girl! Glad to have you
here in Nigeria.
Ebola:Thankx boss. How has your
mission been? Aids:Has been very much
successful,but just a couple of
impediments I ve encountere since
the introduction of
condom and a few other
contraceptives..... Ebola:Really!
AIDS: Yea! That not
withstanding, i'm still making impact
enormously.
Ebola : Kudos boss! More grease
your elbow. Aids: Thanks baby
sharwarma.Hope you've set down
good strategies for the
achievement of your quest?
Ebola:Yes of course! I'm no dumb
head! Infact, a victim of mine died
recently.
Aids: Like seriously! That's
awesome...
So tell me more.....
Ebola: The issue here, is that i'm
trying to bring the popular
saying "there's love in
sharing" into play. Nigerian bats
and apes have decried
the constant share of their meats by
bush meat lovers;
without partaking in their problems
as well. So,my aim is
to balance the equation
and erase partiality.
Aids : Waoh! That's good. So what
actually
motivated
your migration into Nigeria?
Ebola: During my intensive survey, I
discovered that so
much of Nigerians enjoy munching
bush meat,and for that,I ve come to
make
them
also, partakers of me as well!
As u know,"DIARIS LOVE IN
SHARING".
Aids: So, who is free from your
TENTACLES? Ebola: Those who desist
fromconsuming bush
meats;especially monkeys and bats
have less possibilities of contacting
me.
Aids: I discovered that you'remore
powerful and
contagious than I do. What's the
secret?
Ebola: (blushing)..... O yea! Well,the
secret is the
incessant complaints tabled by monkeys
and bats.
Their complaints have made me so
furious. I've made it a
point of
duty to move into anybody who
comes in contact with those I ve affected.
Aids: Hmm! You're really awesome!
Can we hang out
sometime?
Ebola: (smiling)Stop flattering me
boss! Will be on my way
now. I've got someone to
inflict somewhere......About the
hang out,I will give it a
thought(winks).
Aids: Alright. Take care and good luck
my
Rosalito
Pepperto.
Ebola: Thanks boss!!
Funny!!! Right!!! But very
serious.........
Well,brothers and sisters,avoid bush
meat
and other meat
that is said to have the disease,
make a wide research
about the virus in other not to
caught upon,be vigilant,so
you don't fall a victim...... Pray without
season and
ceasing.
We shall only hear of it,but it will not
befall anyone of us in
Jesus NAME....... ;DConversation between AIDS and
EBOLA VIRUS...
Aids:Hey baby girl! Glad to have you
here in Nigeria.
Ebola:Thankx boss. How has your
mission been? Aids:Has been very much
successful,but just a couple of
impediments I ve encountere since
the introduction of
condom and a few other
contraceptives..... Ebola:Really!
AIDS: Yea! That not
withstanding, i'm still making impact
enormously.
Ebola : Kudos boss! More grease
your elbow. Aids: Thanks baby
sharwarma.Hope you've set down
good strategies for the
achievement of your quest?
Ebola:Yes of course! I'm no dumb
head! Infact, a victim of mine died
recently.
Aids: Like seriously! That's
awesome...
So tell me more.....
Ebola: The issue here, is that i'm
trying to bring the popular
saying "there's love in
sharing" into play. Nigerian bats
and apes have decried
the constant share of their meats by
bush meat lovers;
without partaking in their problems
as well. So,my aim is
to balance the equation
and erase partiality.
Aids : Waoh! That's good. So what
actually
motivated
your migration into Nigeria?
Ebola: During my intensive survey, I
discovered that so
much of Nigerians enjoy munching
bush meat,and for that,I ve come to
make
them
also, partakers of me as well!
As u know,"DIARIS LOVE IN
SHARING".
Aids: So, who is free from your
TENTACLES? Ebola: Those who desist
fromconsuming bush
meats;especially monkeys and bats
have less possibilities of contacting
me.
Aids: I discovered that you'remore
powerful and
contagious than I do. What's the
secret?
Ebola: (blushing)..... O yea! Well,the
secret is the
incessant complaints tabled by monkeys
and bats.
Their complaints have made me so
furious. I've made it a
point of
duty to move into anybody who
comes in contact with those I ve affected.
Aids: Hmm! You're really awesome!
Can we hang out
sometime?
Ebola: (smiling)Stop flattering me
boss! Will be on my way
now. I've got someone to
inflict somewhere......About the
hang out,I will give it a
thought(winks).
Aids: Alright. Take care and good luck
my
Rosalito
Pepperto.
Ebola: Thanks boss!!
Funny!!! Right!!! But very
serious.........
Well,brothers and sisters,avoid bush
meat
and other meat
that is said to have the disease,
make a wide research
about the virus in other not to
caught upon,be vigilant,so
you don't fall a victim...... Pray without
season and
ceasing.
We shall only hear of it,but it will not
befall anyone of us in
Jesus NAME.......

Samson o moni bon, ko ma ma sa nigba to rekuuun

Boys before flower, you are beautiful, Iris, Kang Chi, swallow the sun, General gye baek, Jung Yi,the heirs, sharp blade, Giant, soldier God of war ..... and so on.. Thank me later

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actual match is taking place. Scoreline Brazil 0 Germany 0.
Thanks for your cooperation

B- Muller
R- Klose
A- Kroos
Z- Kroos
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L- ??
whoz is givin me L?

BREAKING NEWS: FIFA to announce the date of the REAL match between Brazil and Germany after tonight's rehearsal

losprince: nice work, cool ux and ui.

but and online calculator is kinda irrelevant, unless u just coded it for fun...

one more thing the calculator can't calculate floating point numbers (decimal numbers) correctly.

you cam fix that

working on that... too



let me fix it now


*FIXED

This basic web app is base on Calculator (mathematical Utility)
Current only the addition (+) arithmetic is working for now while am still working on others mathematics functions.
Though the website still lack some other functionality like good layout and css
Am waiting for my Oga at d top to preview my work and give me some advice
Thanks

Link: http://xarmlink.netai.net/xarmzoftCalculator.html

adelolaa: your product key or activation code is invalid.... Dat what I get after inserting ∂ key and activation code..... Help plzzzzz

thanks.... Now activated... More grease to Úr elbow

femi4: MUE5ZT
0977686654

M9TMQ6
0977686654

ZZQ93E
0977686654

TA437E
0977686654

your product key or activation code is invalid.... Dat what I get after inserting ∂ key and activation code..... Help plzzzzz

Pls. I need d activation code badly. My pin: 236D4FAE . Tank you

@Xarmzon

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