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Events › Re: Things Any Groom At A Yoruba Introduction Ceremony Will Remember by ademasta(op): 7:59pm On Jan 09, 2018

mastermaestro:
I know you probably aren't a Christian. That's why it sounds funny to use the Blood in such blasphemous manner. Everything isn't a joke! The Blood of JESUS should never be used in anything as stupid as this. Be warned so you don't destroy your career/destiny even before it starts.

Fanaticism is killing! How sure are you the Op(I, myself) intended calling "Jesus"? Does Jeeeez mean Jesus? Could "Jeeez" not have meant Jezebel in the first place? And look at the picture very well it is as real as you, yourself. It wasn't nollywood, it happened for real and almost all the newspapers in Nigeria said about a pastor ordering the couple to place their hands on each other's private part for sanctification. The picture went viral...

So if you wanna be a fanatic, you are free to be. Who am I to stop you?

But next time, watch well before you cross some lanes.

Best regards.

Events › Re: Things Any Groom At A Yoruba Introduction Ceremony Will Remember by ademasta(op): 7:58pm On Jan 09, 2018

mastermaestro:
I know you probably aren't a Christian. That's why it sounds funny to use the Blood in such blasphemous manner. Everything isn't a joke! The Blood of JESUS should never be used in anything as stupid as this. Be warned so you don't destroy your career/destiny even before it starts.

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Events › Re: Things Any Groom At A Yoruba Introduction Ceremony Will Remember by ademasta(op): 7:43pm On Jan 09, 2018

ImperialYoruba:
Sometimes it helps to just receive input and laugh and enjoy with crowd. You no see as everybody dey laugh and compliment the OP?

No need to analyze, this is not done for nobel prize entry. My brother too much acada no good o.
Too much book... Imperialyoruba, help me tell him sir

Events › Re: Things Any Groom At A Yoruba Introduction Ceremony Will Remember by ademasta(op): 7:42pm On Jan 09, 2018

baby124:
You don’t want the jazz you did to clear from wifeys eye abi.

Jazz? Lol... Onto pure love, you know na wink

Romance › Re: The Craziest Christmas Gift Prank Ever(pic) by ademasta(op): 7:38pm On Jan 09, 2018

Chai! See rhyme

CivilianJTF:
Correct, emi ati'e ti le'po bi isu at'ewa

Events › Re: Things Any Groom At A Yoruba Introduction Ceremony Will Remember by ademasta(op): 7:26pm On Jan 09, 2018

Chevronstaff:
Lol...very funny...Thumbs up OP...

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Events › Re: Things Any Groom At A Yoruba Introduction Ceremony Will Remember by ademasta(op): 7:25pm On Jan 09, 2018

Space booked, till when Oga? grin

MayhorE:
Still loading bah? Space booked

Events › Re: Things Any Groom At A Yoruba Introduction Ceremony Will Remember by ademasta(op): 7:05pm On Jan 09, 2018

Mekzmoney:
Laf almost wan comot ma womb laf almost comot my womb you too much brother

Hehehe...

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Events › Re: Things Any Groom At A Yoruba Introduction Ceremony Will Remember by ademasta(op): 8:59am On Jan 09, 2018

As e dey hot

jericco1:
keep it coming. hot!

Events › Re: Things Any Groom At A Yoruba Introduction Ceremony Will Remember by ademasta(op): 8:58am On Jan 09, 2018

continue booking my brother grin

CivilianJTF:
Make I book space

Events › Re: Things Any Groom At A Yoruba Introduction Ceremony Will Remember by ademasta(op): 9:42pm On Jan 08, 2018

Lol

avadella:
I dey hia ooo

Events › Re: Things Any Groom At A Yoruba Introduction Ceremony Will Remember by ademasta(op): 9:41pm On Jan 08, 2018

And finally on the wedding day your in-laws see this in front of their house cheesy

Then you be like, "30 billion for the account oooo", give me my wife

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Events › Re: Things Any Groom At A Yoruba Introduction Ceremony Will Remember by ademasta(op): 9:33pm On Jan 08, 2018

15. But you are not worried because you know that you are financially buoyant and capable

Then you begin dey sing: "Ema dami duro, emi omo baba olowo"

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Events › Re: Things Any Groom At A Yoruba Introduction Ceremony Will Remember by ademasta(op): 9:23pm On Jan 08, 2018

14. When you get a clue about what the Eru Iyawo (Engagement list) will look like...

Then the list go be:
Owo Ori(Dowry)– N100,000

Owo Ijoko Agba – N100,000,

Owo Ikanlekun – N100,000

Owo Aeroplane – N100,000,

Owo Omo Ile – N250,000
Etc

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Events › Re: Things Any Groom At A Yoruba Introduction Ceremony Will Remember by ademasta(op): 9:20pm On Jan 08, 2018

Bad boy original

CivilianJTF:
Team demon till 2023, I still gat 5 more years to groove bro

Events › Re: Things Any Groom At A Yoruba Introduction Ceremony Will Remember by ademasta(op): 9:16pm On Jan 08, 2018

CivilianJTF:

Laugh wan kill me die

I know you are still a demon

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Events › Re: Things Any Groom At A Yoruba Introduction Ceremony Will Remember by ademasta(op): 9:13pm On Jan 08, 2018

13. When you sight that your uncle (that didn’t contribute anything to your education and upbringing) eating goat meat, drinking Goldberg and chopping life...

Then you be like: Onku, enuff is enuff! Haaaaa, wetin carry you come here self?

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Events › Re: Things Any Groom At A Yoruba Introduction Ceremony Will Remember by ademasta(op): 9:10pm On Jan 08, 2018

12. When they start all those ‘special prayers’ for the well-being of your future family.

Then the pastor praying go be like: My Father, My Lord…we cover this bosom and this prick with the special blood of Jeeeeez

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Events › Re: Things Any Groom At A Yoruba Introduction Ceremony Will Remember by ademasta(op): 9:08pm On Jan 08, 2018

Niyeal:
Issorite

Events › Re: Things Any Groom At A Yoruba Introduction Ceremony Will Remember by ademasta(op): 9:06pm On Jan 08, 2018

11. Your face when the bride-to-be takes sometime before she answers Alaga Iduro’s question...
Then you go be like:
Ife mi, I beg you in the name of God, don’t do this to me, please.

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Events › Re: Things Any Groom At A Yoruba Introduction Ceremony Will Remember by ademasta(op): 9:04pm On Jan 08, 2018

10. When the Alaga Iduro(MC) asks the bride-to-be whether she knows you and whether she wants to marry you...

Then you go be like: Haaaa! See ehn, Aunty MC no spoil market for me o. I go throway you comot from this place o

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Events › Re: Things Any Groom At A Yoruba Introduction Ceremony Will Remember by ademasta(op): 9:01pm On Jan 08, 2018

9. How your face lights up when you see your bride-to-be coming out in all her glory...

Then you be like: See babe… I swear I sabi better thing…

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Events › Re: Things Any Groom At A Yoruba Introduction Ceremony Will Remember by ademasta(op): 8:58pm On Jan 08, 2018

8. When you see people (that you don’t even know) at the Introduction Ceremony, and they start famzing and claiming cousins...

Chai! You people will not even wait for the main wedding before doing Mogbo Moya (I hear, I come)

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Events › Re: Things Any Groom At A Yoruba Introduction Ceremony Will Remember by ademasta(op): 8:56pm On Jan 08, 2018

Avadella u dey dia?

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Events › Re: Things Any Groom At A Yoruba Introduction Ceremony Will Remember by ademasta(op): 8:55pm On Jan 08, 2018

Mekzmoney I see you

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Events › Re: Things Any Groom At A Yoruba Introduction Ceremony Will Remember by ademasta(op): 8:54pm On Jan 08, 2018

7. That your Aunty whose dress and makeup is so on fleek that one will mistake her for the bride-to-be... cheesy

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Events › Re: Things Any Groom At A Yoruba Introduction Ceremony Will Remember by ademasta(op): 8:50pm On Jan 08, 2018

6. When her father is taking like forever to bless you people and you look up to be sure of what is going on...

Now you begin to murmur "Ejo, Daddy…no be firewood dey for ground o. Na person body."

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Events › Re: Things Any Groom At A Yoruba Introduction Ceremony Will Remember by ademasta(op): 8:46pm On Jan 08, 2018

5. You, wondering whether it is even necessary to prostrate and lie on the floor, just to greet your potential in-laws.

Then you begin to think: So I will stain my starched Agbada...aye mi temi bami, Apostle will hear of this shocked

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Events › Re: Things Any Groom At A Yoruba Introduction Ceremony Will Remember by ademasta(op): 8:42pm On Jan 08, 2018*

4. How you and your ‘Retired Demon’ Gang storm your potential Bae’s territory on the introduction D-day. And lo and behold, you are the demon at the center looking gentle as if you haven't broken 100 hearts before cheesy

Your niggis go dey hail you like: Ose ose omo banke! Ahhh, ota lenu…gbagbe osi!

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Events › Re: Things Any Groom At A Yoruba Introduction Ceremony Will Remember by ademasta(op): 8:39pm On Jan 08, 2018

3. Then you honestly and humbly propose to your Bae.

The proposal line would be like: Honey mi, my super-hot shawama, the only gizzard in my plate of Asun…wee you marry me?

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Events › Re: Things Any Groom At A Yoruba Introduction Ceremony Will Remember by ademasta(op): 8:35pm On Jan 08, 2018

2. You proceed to tell your parents that you want to settle down and you receive their blessings.

Mum go be like, Dayo, Ori e wa nbe! grin

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Events › Re: Things Any Groom At A Yoruba Introduction Ceremony Will Remember by ademasta(op): 8:33pm On Jan 08, 2018

1. So you decide to remove the ‘Yoruba Demon’ tag once and for all by settling down.

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