₦airaland Forum

Mekanus:
pls can someone tell that ppn woman to get the f^ck outa that place and go back to school. she's such a disgrace

U cant take everything away frm her. She fine nah.

This PPN woman sef, na she go dey do everything?
Chai! Why she no remain for *main market' jeje

Tune to Raypower fm... They are live

Obiagelli:
Just when Sambo was jubilating Buhari's withdrawal, now he has to face Osinbajo by force

Hahaha! Crazy Lol.

didnt he tweet this?

Is that 'Barcanista' ?...

Good job OP... #INSPIRING

dozymars:
FFK's first attack on Buhari after receiving his employment letter from Gej. So this is the kind of Job he applied for, to abuse foolishly.
Nigerians cannot be fooled.
We want to kick corruption out of Nigeria and many of us will support a leader that can do this for us.

Exactly, he envied Wendel Simlin (Omokri) and Okupe's cheap popularity. FFK loves to talk nw he's getting paid for it. Do people still wonder how synonymous Clueless and Zoologist are? Birds of a feather flock together

kendrick9:
buhari is old school and i don't think we want to go back to that.. we are in the modern age.
Going back to buhari is lyk taking 50 steps backwards

you mean back to when we used to buy petrol for N65?, abi when the North was the right destination to experience what NYSC stands for? abi when bro used to pay N6k for school fee at OAU? abeg make we carry Jet go back

gratiaeo:
If that will bring out Buhari certificate no problem

Monimatic:
Chai underage girls don suffer for all these old shameless a-b-o-k-i hand

Buhari where ur Certificate Abi na illiterate u bi

But what about the one with the Military now? abi na only 'alo' u hear u no hear 'abo'

illicit:
are u a better by far student?

Yup yup

Fynestboi:
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Good luck Jonathan boiz, show them that we are better by far.....

I used to reason why some APC govs. don't pay allocation to the LGs in their state...nw I understand their progressive thinkin

Lafem:
Jonathan, while addressing Okirika Council of Chiefs at the event, said, “Before you today is the next governor of Rivers State. He is the former Minister of State for Education, Barrister Nyesom Wike.

“The PDP is the best party and the most popular party in the country. The PDP is the leading party that will win Rivers State.”/

He said the same thing at the Osun Election..."By God's grace Governor Omisore........" and we all saw the outcome of that.

juliusnobisugo:
GMB till Seun gets sense

SMH for some Nairalanders... How e take concern him nah?

Is She a He?

bokoslayer:
Now tell me, how are these APC dis-honourables different from motor park touts.
The dude calling somebody a small boy and throwing tantrums is Hon Rotimi Makinde from Osun State.

GEJ was right when he said the southwest should not be left in the hands of rascals. Rotimi Makinde is a perfect example.

and who cares...since the SouthWest is the most peaceful part of Nigeria since 1999... You call them Rascals, I call them Progressives

BrokenTV:
free and fair and voted by who. The real voters or by ghost, stop displaying your stupidity. how many people know the internet. is better I influence the Masses than the internet because come 2015 it is the masses that will vote not the internet, you guys never learn is this not how the internet voted for Ngige, Fayemi only for them to be rejected by the Masses, please save me your ignorance.

ok. In my stupidity, I think you shouldn't be here then. Go and influence the less oriented in your hood. Nigerians on the internet are wiser/open-eyed to be convinced by you and your fellow 'do-as-instructed name-calling image-spoiling TANdroids'

Ofunaofu:
Buhari only declared and jonathan is already losing in his bedroom. That means the main election will be nothing but a flawless victory for Buhari.
Change has come. Buhari is a tsunami. Those who don't want change will be swept away.
Sai buhari!

Gbam!!! On point bro

The disadvantage of these internet polls on us is just that our Oga GEJ now sees that he can't win in 2015, thereby the race to rig the election has just began

BrokenTV:
I am not surprise APC always
win elections on Internet. So when are they swearing him in as the president of the Internet.

Because the internet poll is free and fair... Let INEC organize theirs in 2015, our Oga from Otuoke go don influence am.

soroptimist:
The only way PDP will win 2015 elections is if they rig!

When i say it here that even from the people i knew that voted the 'Man named Goodluck' and 'I have No Shoe' crooner in 2011,most of them are disappointed and have vowed never to repeat the mistake again,yet TANoids kept lying and living in denial

"From Isale-Eko to Gboko, from **** to Potiskum. Story of my life.. I av no shoes.."
No more sympathy vote for the 'omo oju o r'ola ri'

They say it represents opinions of few nigerians... Reno Omokri organised the poll as a counter poll to Sahara reporters' which are believe to be APC bias but it backfired... Na sack letter make e dey expect next. #disgrace

OP.... check the Topic. se na Noble abi Nobel

vizkiz oya cum fulfil u vow(deactivate ur account if 'types of people' make fp

Jarus: Yeah, I'm contesting for Offa LG Chairmanship.

wow, this will be interesting. Great move by Jarus. We believe in you and are solely endorsing you... But how many kwarans use Nairaland, let alone Offa residents #nooffense... You have a lotta work to do going back home... Your ancestors' reputation will play a big role.

Amthol: @op may Allah sw reward u for this reminder but u have not included the date. Which should either be tommorrow or the neXt may Allah sw make it easy for us all and accept the we can do as an act of worship ameen

Based on my calculation, 1st of Dhul Hijjah 1435 is Yaomul Jumah 26/09/2015. Allahu aalam

My Alma Mata... I hail thee...

Among the great seasons of worship are the first ten days of Dhu’l-Hijjah, which Allah () has favored over other days. It was narrated from Ibn ‘Abbaas () that the Prophet () said: “There are no days on which righteous deeds are more beloved to Allah than these ten days.” They said: “Not even jihad for the sake of Allah?” He said: “Not even jihad for the sake of Allah, unless a man goes out himself for jihad taking his wealth with him and does not come back with anything.” 1
It was also narrated from Anas () that the Prophet () said: “There is no deed that is better before Allah or more greatly rewarded than a good deed done in the (first) ten days of al-Adha.” It was said: “Not even jihad for the sake of Allah?” He said: “Not even jihad for the sake of Allah, unless a man goes out himself for jihad taking his wealth with him and does not come back with anything.” 2
These texts and others indicate that theseten days are betterthan all other days of the year, with no exception, even the last ten days of Ramadaan. But thelast ten nights of Ramadaan are betterthan the first ten nights of Dhu’l-Hijjah, because they include Laylat al-Qadr, which is better than a thousand months.
So the Muslim should start these days with sincere repentance to Allah (), then he should do a lot of righteous deeds in general, then he should pay attention to doing the following deeds:
1. Fasting
It is Sunnah for a Muslim to fast on the first nine days of Dhu’l-Hijjah, because the Prophet () encouraged us to do righteous deeds in the first ten days of Dhu’l-Hijjah, and fasting is one of the best of deeds, which Allah has chosen for Himself. 3
It was narrated from Hunaydah ibn Khaalid from his wife, that one of the wives of the Prophet () said: The Prophet () used to fast on the first nine days of Dhu’l-Hijjah and the day of ‘Ashoora’, and three days each month, the first Monday of the month and two Thursdays. 4
2 – Reciting tahmeed, tahleel and takbeer abundantly
It is Sunnah to recite takbeer (saying Allaahu akbar (Allah is most great)), tahmeed (saying al-hamdu Lillah (praise be to Allah)), tahleel (saying Laa ilaaha ill-Allaah (There is no god but Allah)) and tasbeeh (saying Subhaan-Allah (Glory be to Allah)), during the first ten days of Dhu’l-Hijjah, saying these words out loud in the mosques, homes, streets and every place in which it is permissible to remember Allah (), to perform this act of worship openly and proclaim the greatness of Allah ().
Men should recite out loud and women should recite quietly.
Allah says: “That they may witness benefits for themselves and mention the name of Allah on known days over what He has provided for them of [sacrificial] animals. So eat of them and feed the miserable and poor” [al-Hajj 22:28]
The majority are of the view that the “appointed days” are the first ten days of Dhu’l-Hijjah, because it was narrated from Ibn ‘Abbaas () that the appointed days are the first ten days of Dhu’l-Hijjah.
It was narrated from ‘Abd-Allaah ibn ‘Umar () that the Prophet () said: “There are no days that are greater before Allah or in which good deeds are more beloved to Him, than these ten days, so recite a great deal of tahleel, takbeer and tahmeed during them.” 5
The takbeer is as follows:
Allaahu akbar, Allaahu akbar, laa ilaaha ill-Allaah, Allaahu akbar, wa Lillaah il-hamd (Allah is Most Great, Allah is Most Great, there is no god but Allah; Allah is Most Great and to Allah be praise).
3 – Doing Hajj and ‘Umrah
One of the greatest deeds that can be done during these ten days is Hajj to the sacred House of Allah (). Whoever Allah () helps to go on Hajj to His House and do the rituals in the required manner will – in sha Allah – be included in the words of the Messenger of Allah (): “An accepted Hajj brings no less a reward than Paradise.”
4 – Udhiyah ( sacrifice)
One of the righteous deeds that bring a person closer to Allah in these ten days is to slaughter the sacrifice and to look for a good, fat animal and tospend money on it for the sake of Allah ().
Let us hasten to make the most of these great days, before the negligent regrets what he did, and before he asks to go back and receives no response.
Source: http://islamqa.info /en/49042

Balotelli tweeted during the united game that "man utd....LOL". In response to this, angry united fans abused him racially calling him Monkey, one even said he should go and eat Banana and contact Ebola.. #Smh