Dalastically:
Is that Bible in his hand

Can't you see that's an iPad?

moblix:


Always appreciate d 1 u hav

OK, thank you.... NOTED!!

moblix:


C u u no get gf

My babe no reach this one ooo

This babe set no be small...#drooling

callmembj1:
The new policy from nysc is that you can serve if you are above 30 but you must graduate before 30, so if you finish school 29 you can still serve even if you are 40

Oga sir, are you sure of this information?

Bros, just travel out and meet competent and professional doctors to treat you.

NwamaziNwaAro:

This wouldn't have happened

If he went to a University instead of a Polytechnic.

Receive small sense IJN.

Now there's no way the creditor will get back his money.

Pls let's spread the pix, it could be my sister or even my daughter someday. It is well.

Igboesika:
So happy for this Igbo lady, at least she has sensible source of income unlike afonja women that are only good at spreading their legs up and down.

Haba! Why are u insulting us na? Yoruba girls too are hardworking joor...

This is what they call, man's inhumanity to man.

If the president van resign, he'll be respected all over the world. He should just set the record and do this for the sake of his health and to an extent, his reputation.

Rochas is a Snitch, he's going to Snitch on the igbos in the long run.

luminouz:

U guys will not kuku kill purzin....ewo run ni cornucopia nitori olorun

Lolzzzz.... No vez. You sef for kuku check dictionary na.

selflessmaya:


i'm 100% sure that the grandmothers of all those that think like u did not look like this at 90, even some of your mothers already look older than their age. were they opening their legs anyhow too? why not just say something positive and keep it moving? this is good genetics and wealth, just say she looks good and go, everything is not a platform to throw shade.

Thank God you know I was only being sarcastic...

Meanwhile, I disagree you with that wealth is a major factor to aging. Look at all those men and women that stay in those poor villages, even at 80+, you see them still going to their farms, carrying fire wood and all that.

I'll say it's majorly a genetic factor.

Hope you're enjoying ur day.

She was not opening her legs anyhow for men, unlike some people.....

pocohantas:
They don't hate anything.
Even if they do, konji isn't a very nice someborry.
After ejaculation, their brain reboots, before that...they can be very loyal ehn...

You'll hear, "it's not like I can't do without sex but I want us to bond...oshey! James Bond ... See, babe, I know you're tired, but you don't have to do anything. Just let me put the tip. Okay...I won't move inside, lemme just enter and feel your warmth. If I enter and after 1minute you still don't feel like, I will come out immediately".

Some will na mumu and ask, should I cum inside?
No,cum in your future...ediot

When they cum, they automatically remember they gats watch El Clásico. Una wehdone o, judgement day go bad gaan.

You're so experienced. Weh done MA!

Wow....This your wife is a cornucopia of beauty, I love her until you finally tie the knot with her.

Congratulations!!!

Okro Dem Gang.

Why do I love this woman? I don't know, I just have this likeness for her Noni.

GreyLaw:


He might be seen to be telling the truth, however, he also has his own faults. If not, issues of mismanagement of funds wont't have trailed him from his time at CBN and now again in his emirate.

Maybe they want him to be a bit more discreet with his truths.

Truth be told, though, the guy will do better as a politician than an Emir. He sounds intelligent.

Yes, I agree he might have numerous faults as well. But you see one thing I like about him is the fact that he's so blunt, he doesn't care whose ox is gored. He says it 'as e dey hot.'

Secondly, I'm privy of atleast 5, near-death issues that he has helped solve/intervene, and if I'm not mistaken, those issues would have cost him not less that 50 million naira. He's kinda philanthropic in nature. So, if our leaders can steal and atleast help the needy, we can still manage them small na, but note that this is a Nigerian factor o, 'cos on a good day, it's not supposed to be like that.

And.... Did he have "funds mismanagement" issues when he was the CBN governor? Sincerely, I'm not in the know then.

He should be more discreet with the truth? As far as I'm concerned, the truth is the truth, you don't need to put your tongue in ur cheeks to speak the truth.

Me just like the fact that he's not too fanatical sha.

Pastor pls help us pity our loud-mouthed aunty na.

With the way she used to make mouth sef, I thought she had all the connections you can ever imagine...

mexxmoney:
Now uncle you don't have, land you don't have. Useless life

Even the useless life that he had will be confined somewhere in a prison facility or he'll even lose it.

It's all lies.... He's just trying to pretend ni...he's from Kano State.

I noticed this guy always speaks the truth and it ends up slapping him on the face.
This time around, if he's sacked, I hope he becomes the president..... *just saying *

Wow... This's cool. The recession is biting too hard for you not to take out time to enjoy yourself small.

Nigeman:


If it's your wish, I fire the arrow back to you and your family. You will mourn your loved one

Receive small sense, atleast...

Nigeman:
Mad man, is it Ambode that caused his son's death?

Lagos Roads have been experiencing Gridlock before and after independence.

Ambode is trying change the face of Lagos by constructing road networks and someone out there causing. The prayers of other Lagosians erase the curse.

I sympathise with him.

You shouldn't have gone to the extent of calling him a mad man.

Black Mamba... The devil's incarnate.