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ashson: I wish I knew who wrote this, it's very funny and so very true......

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally, the guys' side of the story. We always hear " therules" from the woman's side.

These are the Man Rules! And all of them are numbered "1" for the obvious reason!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports: It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something, or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine ... really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

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Do twice and get the third at half the price


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WITH PAYMENT PLAN

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adeoyeodun: 2 BEDROOM FLAT AT 18MILLION EACH

3 BEDROOM FLAT AT 21 MILLION EACH

WITH PAYMENT PLAN

30% 1ST PAYMENT

20% IN THREE (3) MONTHS

50% ON DELIVERY

ITS A SIX (6) MONTHS PROJECT

adeoyeodun: 2 BEDROOM FLAT AT 18MILLION EACH

3 BEDROOM FLAT AT 21 MILLION EACH

WITH PAYMENT PLAN

30% 1ST PAYMENT

20% IN THREE (3) MONTHS

50% ON DELIVERY

ITS A SIX (6) MONTHS PROJECT

adeoyeodun: 2 BEDROOM FLAT AT 18MILLION EACH

3 BEDROOM FLAT AT 21 MILLION EACH

WITH PAYMENT PLAN

30% 1ST PAYMENT

20% IN THREE (3) MONTHS

50% ON DELIVERY

ITS A SIX (6) MONTHS PROJECT

adeoyeodun: 2 BEDROOM FLAT AT 18MILLION EACH

3 BEDROOM FLAT AT 21 MILLION EACH

WITH PAYMENT PLAN

30% 1ST PAYMENT

20% IN THREE (3) MONTHS

50% ON DELIVERY

ITS A SIX (6) MONTHS PROJECT

adeoyeodun: 2 BEDROOM FLAT AT 18MILLION EACH

3 BEDROOM FLAT AT 21 MILLION EACH

WITH PAYMENT PLAN

30% 1ST PAYMENT

20% IN THREE (3) MONTHS

50% ON DELIVERY

ITS A SIX (6) MONTHS PROJECT

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adeoyeodun: PROPERTISE FOR SALE
1. Brand new 5 Bedroom with 1 room Boys quarter semi detached In Lekki Agungi. 60million Asking price.
2. 4 Bedroom House with 2bedroom boys quarter flat in Femi Okunu Estate Lekki.55million.
3. Brand new house 5 Bedroom terrace with 1 room Boys quarter at Chevy View Estate.41million Net price.
4. Brand new 5 Bedroom with 2 room Boys quarter VGC. 100million Asking price.
5. Brand new 5 Bedroom with 2 room Boys quarter on 800square meter .85millon Net.
6. 4 Bedroom with 2 room Boys quarter on 675 square meter (This house need a bit of work) . 65 million Asking.
7. Fully detached 5 Bedroom with 2 room Boys quarter in Lekki Phase1.140millon.Asking.
8. Block of Apartments on Gerrard Road Ikoyi Lagos.1.2million.
9. 30 Fully furnished guest house in Osborne, Ikoyi. 15million.
10. New houses 3 Bedroom in Abram Adasanya.13million Net.
EXQUISITE BLOCK OF APARTMENT IN BANANA ISLAND, IKOYI LAGOS
1. 6 pent house 4 Bedroom.$2.8million.
2. 18-3 Bedroom Apartment.$1.4million.
3. 130penthouses with Boys Quarter for sale.
BLOCK OF APARTMENT ON GLOVER ROAD,IKOYI LAGOS
1. 5 pent house 4 Bedroom $2.5million.
2. 16 Apartment 3 Bedroom Apartment $1.2million.
3. 21 Apartment for sale and all Boys Quarter.
PROPERTY FOR LETTING
1. Fully detached 5 Bedroom with 2 room Boys quarter at Crown Estate Ibeju Lekki 2millon per year,2year rent payable.
2. Fully detached 5 Bedroom with 1 room Boys quarter at Crown Estate 1.8million per year 1&half payable.
3. 8 chalets before Banana Island Gate, still under construction.
4. Bourdillion flats 50 pent house 270millon flats 170million Net.


LAND FOR SALE
1. 45osqm land for sale at beach wood estate Lakwe. 5.5million.
2. 900 Square meter land at Beach Wood Lakwe. 10million.
3. 2 Plot of land in Adivia estate Lakwe 6.725million each.
4. 4 Different Duplex at Adivia Estate Lakwe 40million each.
5. 10 Plot of dry land all fenced at Lakwe.5millon per plot.
6. 2 Plot of land behind Coinoil Lakwe 7millon per plot.
7. 3 Different plot of land at Lekki scheme2 opposite Abram Adesanya.13million Asking.
8. 2 Plot of land behind d new Ikota shopping complex ajah lagos.4.5 million per plot.
9. 2 Plots 1369 square meters in Opebi awuse Estate,Alfred Olaiya street,Opebi-Lagos.40million per plot.
10. 10 plot of dry fenced land in Lakwe/Fowoeje/Omide/ town.200metere off Lekki-Epe Expressway golf estate Resort,15minutes from VGC junction. 7million per plot.
11. 6 Plot of dry land directly behind Greensprings International School, Awoyaya before VCG cemetery on Lekki-Epe Expressway.6million per plot.
12. 2 Back to back corner piece plots at chevron Poroku village, next to Chevron Headquarter.35million per plot.
IKOTA SHOPPING COMPLEX
1. Shop at various location within the old Ikota Chopping complex for sale.
2. 2 shop for sale at the new Ikota shopping complex extension Ajah.5.5million.


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