GMB Buhari INSHA-ALLAH for 2015

[color=#000099][/color]It takes a lot of courage to move on though.#(ATBU @BALEWITES)just can keep cam to here form u o....

I applied for mechatroincs nd system engineering, score 187 in jamb. perhaps am I gud to go?

any mechatroins applicant here?

Football vs SEX
1. Going to your bf/gf without being invited = OFFSIDE.
2.Dating a girl today & having sex on the same day = FREE-KICK.
3. Condom = GOALKEEPER
4. Condom breaks = PENALTY
5. Abortion = RED CARD
6. A girl with lots of energy = CAPTAIN
7. Having sex without a condom = OWN GOAL 8. Taking a lot of time without coming = MAN OF THE MATCH.
9.Banging 3 girls in a day = HAT-TRICK.
10. Having many chicks and banging all = MVP 11. Having sex with your ex = FRIENDLY MATCH
12. 8 years of sex without getting a child = ARSENAL
13. After 2 rounds, u request for more =EXTRA TIME.
14. Taking it gently when having sex = FAIR PLAY
15. Biting her n!pples = SUAREZ
16.Two legs on shoulder = THROWIN
17.Asking her 'how do you want it' =Taking instructions on the sideline.
18. A lady using pills after sex and later still got pregnant = DEFENSIVE ERROR
19.Girl being pregnant = GoOoOoOallllll
20.Ur guy collect ur chick= True pass
21.Having sex with a girl..and your mum open d door= Injury
22.You and your girl break up= Game over
23. Girl tell u to stop= YELLOW CARD

C for Composition
A for Adaptation

now it MR NIGER CAD gud of u

Personally (ASUU Remix)
Personally Personally..... .......X3
Personally..... .......x3
Personally I once had it I don tire to feed my body I just dey fear my books like sey I neva jacked it People reason dat am joking like it Aaaah....... Na wetin be dis ASUU na wetin I see Saga........ them no wan gree Them say FG no gree pay
*Chorus*
Personally... Professionally, this strike is nt intentionally But the effect is physically, do they want us to go radically, Emotionally, psychologically , our girls forcefully are going biologically sexually,dramat ically and them sey them no wan gree
*Chorus*
Yeah exceptionally We need to go spiritually Them reason na financially But magically them dey groove internationally Nawa......... Nawatically Waka......... Na from my dictionary Saga.... them no wan gree They say them no wan gree.. Eku odun ASUU ooo, asheyi sha modun. Oya LAUGHically and SHAREtically

Strange things now happening in Football: -John Mikel Obi scored a goal
-Aaron Ramsey on a free scoring spree
-Victor Valdes now saving Barcelona (including two penalties back 2 back)
-An opponent out- passing Barcelona
-Arsene Wenger bought a Player for 40million+ -Arsenal top the EPL table -Liverpool is above Manchester Utd
ARSENAL TILE I DIE

7 BEST SELLING BOOKS
1) Beauty Tips- OBJ
2) Value of Family Planning - Tuface
3) How to Live in Peace - boko haram
4) Tactics to win Trophies - Arsene Wengers
5) Say no to corruption - IBB
6) My Love 4 America - Osama
7) How to Speak Good English - Mrs GEJ Available on all book stores nation wide , it sunday pls

JOKE
MUSA WAS SENT BY HIS MADAM, TO DELIVER A LIFE CHRISTMAS-CHICKEN TO HER FRIEND IN GARKI. KNOWING MUSA WELL, HIS MADAM... THOUGHT IT WAS BEST TO WRITE HER FRIEND'S ADDRESS WITH A DETAILED DESCRIPTION OF THE HOUSE AND HOW MUSA WOULD GET. MUSA PROMPTLY BOARDED A KEKE NAPEP AND TOLD HIM TO GO STRAIGHT TO GARKI. UNFORTUNATELY, THE CARELESS KEKE NAPEP MAN RODE QUITE ROUGHLY AND SOON MUSA, THE KEKE
NAPEP DRIVER AND THE CHICKEN FELL OFF THE MOTOR. THE CHICKEN IMMEDIATELY STARTED RUNNING AWAY. RATHER THAN PURSUE THE CHICKEN, MUSA BURST OUT LAUGHING RIGHT THERE ON THE FLOOR. THE KEKE NAPEP MAN WAS SURPRISED AND ASKED WHY MUSA WAS LAUGHING RATHER THAN CATCHING HIS CHICKEN. MUSA RESPONDED "SEE THIS MUMU CHICKEN! WHERE DOES SHE KNOW THAT SHE IS GOING? WHEN THE ADDRESS IS WITH ME

hmmmmmmm life well on lALE