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nkwachiabel: eh! No vex abeg. I no fit cum. I get date with caracta dis night

pele.. you no know say she sef wan join us?

Caracta: He just had to do that, huh?

*unfollows thread*

nkwachiabel: for night kwa Oya tell me the venue.

Iaz93: Okay Okay! I already know what's up
Chaii!!!

nkwachiabel: sumfin is really fishy here... How truckpusher knw say caracta don comot her bra

Come see me for night make I explain

Caracta:

Caracta:

don't fret, I meant it in a nice way

nkwachiabel: caracta no vex. Buh how him take knw say u don comot your bra

Baybe: Bia this boy, what is your work?

ogbeni!! no spoil market for me o!!!

Iaz93: I'm going to ask you one last time. Do you have feelings for Matthew Briggs?

you know what? I don start to dey have feelings for you

Truckpusher: Na so oh

no weapon fashioned against my nyansh shall penetrate....jah jehovah!!!

Iaz93: Stop pretending. Okay, are you guys seeing each other?

How do you want me to put it?

Truckpusher: omo! be kia ful o! homos are taking over this thread...me dun arrange iron pant for my bum

i no wan take chances ,my arse is too precious to me

You sure say that "iron pant" go fit withstand this "Diamond *****"?
you're mistaken

Baybe: Ayaf died!

Which tori? Which choice?

Truckpusher: Na ten years things sha for you, though no hard feelings from me bro.

but i really do think you need to stop all that plenty winks emoticons.....i'm straight ,i like it natural unlike you bro....meanwhile stop exposing this your unholy trade anyhow

*sighs*
I've been trying to change, but they say: "It's impossible for a leopard to change it's spots".
But ma no lie to you...."I dey enjoy am"

Baybe: You ehn!

The guy too like amebo. You fit yearn him the tori sha! your choice

Truckpusher: PINK BOY......we know exactly how you love to be pushed from behind.......homo things

you sef wan join? dem don yearn me your tori

Iaz93: ...at Caracta's house?

You be sharp boy. But no be today sha, cause na my house she go dey throughout today

nkwachiabel: abeg just gimme summary of everything so that I no go be like mugu

Iaz93 << na him be the thread Narrator, contact him for the summary

Baybe:

caseless: my shop was razed down by fire, and it was not liquidation. D palliatives to cushon d effect ar yet 2 b delivered by d gov't . How ur gas bizness and dat househelp gal of a daughter?

*faints*

nkwachiabel: Omo. Dis na real amebo tread... Smh.

You sef wan join?
Na one "Antelope" dey lead this thread

Iaz93: You never see Matthew chest. If you see it, you'll modify that post sharp sharp

*sighs*
do you really want to see my chest?
tell Matthew to meet me at...

Truckpusher: One small boy wey dey use wheelchair dey find caracta up and down

shoe no get size again sha!
the guy name na aidxsimply

Winch!!
How you take know say na ontop wheelchair I dey?

Help me tell Mrs Truckpusher that I'm waiting

xynerise: Who get German floor chest?

You too like "amebo"

Truckpusher: Abandoned ontop of your girl friend toto

Baybe: Bruce Lee

Iaz93: Why I no go vex... Bro, if Matthew Briggs catches you with Caracta, you're gone!

okay..I dey wait

Truckpusher: No , na only small craze i dey craze for now

when my real craze start here ,you go hold your hand for your head

Ask caracta,caseless,xynerise and co them ma no say i never start to craze today naa

Really? wetin do your truck? e don crash?

Truckpusher: Don't mind her jare

just running into that death trap called chest

Truckpusher: Oya sorry na lets gossip then......so tell me something i don't know.

me heard caracta was e-falling for briggs whilst the guy with German floor chest was e-crushing on her

That's really painful, right?.

..you dey craze

Iaz93: Why is she running into your arms? Are you the only one with arms here?

lol.you don vex?