₦airaland Forum

Baybe: LOL! Monkey! Leave me alone!!!!!

That statement was a mistake...right?

Caracta: I know. I actually agree to an extent. I correct the ones I can but I'm sure they are learning here too.

You guys have to be blunt sometimes too

oh yeah, I tried that with someone who was fond of "kk",I replied with "LL", the she-goat just flooded my screen with the whole English alphabet

Baybe: You've forgotten that google is my friend.

Okay let me say the truth, I don't know but I'm not a mouth fan

then you're a table fan

Caracta: Are you mad? Who are you threatening?

Mondisweets: NAIJA GUYS

Him: hey sup
Girl: hello how are you?
Him: you look sexy
Girl: oh okay thank you
Him: i like the way you boobies look on ur dp, can you send me more?
Girl: umm no you don't even know me

Then when he gets deleted from the girl's list, he screams girls and their wahala

Caracta: Let me just see a guy type in shorthand again. The way I go wash am ehn...hehehehehe.

Baybe: Let's not derail this thread. Want to bet?

typical Chelsea fan..I no bet

Caracta: Just go already! Jeez!!!

Caracta: Tell him to stick to boys only. Better for his IQ. And you also need to learn how to type in full. It is "with" not "wiv". Improve your IQ and stop complaining about things you do.

u ar vewi wiked

Baybe: You wish!

before nko? you're losing

Faith93: plaese leave type of my chat..am nt funny gal.m.I jst want advice men nd gal..and pple insult me here..and there...wat I do gor this..is nt first tym I put chat for nairaland..aaam jjst try friendly to people..bbbut am not allowed and nobody even care for me..darmhumphry sori I live nw..and am nt goin to bbe back for here again...I'll miss u' all of..but mk I go..since pple have hate me too much here..I feel bad it no fair..Bye bye friendship

Mahkis: Hmmm,,,,,, hope am writin on de right plc cox am kinda new here. Is der Ntin like f1(help) for new users? am like goin madt tryin to figure everytin all by myself ............ Well abuh de topic, '' if u fink she isn't fun,or doesn't no Hw to chat. U too can make de chat fun like crazy by bringing up interesting nd intelligent topics nt always asking question asif nah exam hall abi who wants to be a millionaire una dy. It a chat, make HA fel @ home

hmm..kk

hurricaneChris: Some of legendary quotes abt nEVERTON

"If Everton were playing at the bottom of
the garden, I'd pull the curtains." Shankley


Shankley To Alan Ball, who'd just signed for
Everton:

"Don't worry, Alan. At least you'll be able
to play close to a great team!"



Shankley At Dixie Dean's funeral:

"I know this is a sad occasion but I think
that Dixie
would be amazed to know that even in death
he could draw
a bigger crowd than Everton can on a
Saturday Afternoon." Hahahahaha



Shankley After beating Everton in the '71 cup semi final:

"Sickness would not have kept me away
from this one.
If I'd been dead, I would have had them
bring the casket to the ground,
prop it up in the stands and cut a hole in the
lid."

Shankley to a journalist:

In MerseySide, there are two football teams. Liverpool and liverpool reserves.


I will come with more quotes abt everton.

hurricaneChris: Some of legendary quotes abt nEVERTON

"If Everton were playing at the bottom of
the garden, I'd pull the curtains." Shankley


Shankley To Alan Ball, who'd just signed for
Everton:

"Don't worry, Alan. At least you'll be able
to play close to a great team!"



Shankley At Dixie Dean's funeral:

"I know this is a sad occasion but I think
that Dixie
would be amazed to know that even in death
he could draw
a bigger crowd than Everton can on a
Saturday Afternoon." Hahahahaha



Shankley After beating Everton in the '71 cup semi final:

"Sickness would not have kept me away
from this one.
If I'd been dead, I would have had them
bring the casket to the ground,
prop it up in the stands and cut a hole in the
lid."

Shankley to a journalist:

In MerseySide, there are two football teams. Liverpool and liverpool reserves.


I will come with more quotes abt everton.

Baybe: On point!

Especially the one boldened. Some guys just don't get it!

Baybe: Girls are not the only culprits hers. Guys also use it; when they are thinking

She-diot!!

xynerise: Another thing is the misuse of ''LOL''

Me: Yesterday was so stressful
Girl: Lol
Me: What is funny?
Girl: Lol. Nothing o
Me: So how are you today?
Girl: Lol. Fine

Jeez!! ROTFL!!

Baybe: Lmao!! Monkey!

goat!

xynerise: Even the ones that try to write good english will end up messing it up. Using the wrong personal pronouns with the wrong auxiliary verb .

E.g
Me: Is your dad back?
Girl: Yes, he have come home.

Seriously, a lot of people use ''have'' for a singular subject

Baybe: I type the whole alphabets give the person back

Baybe: Keep waiting

Danhumprey: See one of them! Damn! Wetin be "sup" Abi you wan "sup" food?? This word so irritate me alot!

lol..not as much as "Okay"..there's this girl...

Baybe:

You just reminded me of something.

say it!!

Baybe: 1 million likes
*where's that 'thumbs up' emoticon?*

see mouth kk??

so who's that "one guy" on your list?

If no ßε̲̣̣̣̥ say world wan come 2 a̶̲̥̅̊ñď end,Н̲̣̣̣̥҉ώ a piken go see condom,and call it a sweet,shey e sweet 4 moth ni..lolZzzzz,sweet drims fwneds...lav ya sao mach bye

Faith93: I onli added my ideal to the matter..don't knw offense

Kk, aw ar yhu ?

xynerise: ''Aw r u? Aw ws ur nyt?''

Very annoying . Sometimes I ignore such messages and tell the person I am very busy. Some people think they are still kids

Caracta: No I be man with breåst.

Caracta: Have you eaten? Do you like me? Is that your phone? Who just called you? Why is that guy looking at you? Is that your shoe?