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Killer oranges in Nigeria ??!
The text message/ SMS reads
" Please stop sucking Orange the Nigerian Police have announced this morning that they have confirmed 13 people dead in Lagos and the Orange is spreading fast. please inform others, send this to all your Friends and family if you love them- NPF" JEEZ !!
That was the text message being circulated and there might be others like it....... well it is possible to poison fruits but is this particular one correct information or just an HOAX and FALSE INFO for the consumption of poor and impressionable Nigerians?

Yoruba's re wonderful wit labeling... Someone that sells Aluminum is called Alayo, d one dat sells chicken is called Aladiye, plastic seller is Alabo, pepper seller is Alata, someone who sells dogs is known as Alaja, someone selling onions re called Alalubosa, and d one selling clothes is called Alaso. So pls help me, what do u call someone dat sells curry?

Why do men and women close their eye while kissing?

when driver make a mistake, is an ACCIDENT.
When Pilot make a mistake, is a PLANE CRASH.
MORE SO:
if football player make a mistake, it's SKILL.
If a pastor make a mistake. it's SPEAK OF TONGUE!!

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*How can you tell a Man/Woman to stop biting his TOES NAILS?
*X has a lot of KEYS but the key can not open any Door.
what is X?
*What is the best thing for you to do in the Night, If you find A Gorilla on your bed?

->''Never figght a stranger in the dark for he/she may turn out to be your brother''
-> ''Naver make a promise you cannot fulfill because it may cause you dearly''
-> ''Let your life stand as a challenge to others''
-> ''Believe that with patience you can turn stone to bread''
-> ''It is what you have in mind that escape out of your mouth''
-> ''Do not be useful for useless things, know that is a purpose for being created''
-> ''Don't caution a lame man not to beat the drum of war.''

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answer to the above RIDDLES & JOKES:
1. X = TRAIN
2. Y = COFFIN
3. J = CREAM
4. k = SCREW-DRIVER
5. LEFT NONE BIRD.

1: X is a long snake that swallows people alive and vomit them alive. what is X?
2: Y is something, the person that made Y doesn't use Y, the person that bought Y doesn't use it. but the person that uses Y doesn't no that he's using Y.
what is Y?
3: am J before you use me, you will beg me.
what is J?
4: K is a driver, but he cannot drive.
what is K?
5: there are 10 birds on a Tree and hunter shoots one and kill it. how many are bird left?