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FTC he just said the truth

A Man Cheating On His Wife Asked Me This Question After I Challenged Him Why He Cheated On His Wife.

SIR, CAN YOU EAT ONLY BEANS FOR TEN YEARS?

At first I didn't know how to answer him because it sounded as if he was making sense but God gave me an inspiration to answer him. Immediately, I replied: yes, I can. He laughed at me and looked at me with a question written on his face, how?

In reality I love beans so much and that makes me not get tired of eating it daily. But for me to continue to enjoy my beans I transform my beans into many things so I don't eat beans everyday and every time.

I can make beans cake (akara) for breakfast and momoi for lunch from the same beans. I can garnish my beans with varieties and spice it up with different spices.

I also asked him if he ever heard a scenario where a doctor advised his patient to avoid some set of food and stick to a particular or some particular ones? That is because those other food can damage his health or send him to his early grave.

Then he protested again, but sir, for a healthy living one needs to eat balanced diet. I became dumbfounded for a minute before another inspiration came. I realized that the Israelites ate only manna for forty years and no single one among them was sick for those forty years. Their sickness started when they requested for variety, "we need meat they said". God gave them enough meat, they ate and it was coming out of their noses.

When you eat what God is not happy with, it will come out of your nose. God is not happy with adultery.

He wanted to ask me further question but he paused and asked me to explain my previous answers. Then I explained thus;

Your spouse is the beans and if you truly love her you can never be tired of her. To transform my beans into akara and momoi means every man should spend on their wives to change their look as often as possible. Change her hairstyle weekly, change her wardrobe often, buy her what makes you attracted to other women outside.

Also, garnishing it with varieties and spicing it up with different spices require that you do some romantic things like using different styles at the bedroom, doing it elsewhere different from your home, making the place smell nice etc. Christian couples must be creative in their bedroom. Nudity and immodest dressing is not ideal outside but not in the the bedroom. Deliberately expose your cleavages and tigh for your husband, make your towel drop deliberately, bend down in front of him to pick it etc. Tempt him, seduce him and be his prostitute.

Your wife is a manna from heaven and she is a complete balanced diet. In her, there is protein, carbohydrate, fat, vitamin and minerals. That is why every woman has same contents. Though the container may differ in size and height. And like you know that the content of milk is what makes it milk and not the container, you use the milk and throw away the tin.

Don't take a bite from the forbidden fruit, it may look attractive but it is poisonous. Strange women may look attractive but they are poisonous and deadly, don't take a bite.
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uzobaby:
looooooooooollll I can just imagine your situation. .you can still talk to her about it.citing examples...

my dear such happen during my time but just do your thing as you want it .this period could be tempting.

senatorizyking:
Cross-check your source, Governor IKPEAZU remains till appeal court says otherwise....

My brother that is true but you forget that we are in Nigeria where any thing can happen am afraid. if INEC could go ahead to issue the certificate of return does it mean they are not aware of the appeal am seeing where the incumbent will be ask to step aside while he could contest his case at the appeal .

The Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) has issued the Certificate of Return to Mr Uche Ogah as the Governor of Abia State.
INEC’s Director of Publicity, Oluwole Osaze-Uzi, says this follows an order by the Abuja Federal High Court mandating INEC to immediately issue Certificate of Return to Mr. Uche Ogah who came second at the last Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) primaries in Abia State.
A court in Abuja, on Monday asked INEC to cede the Certificate of Return issued to Mr Okezie Ikpeazu, to his opponent.
Giving his ruling, Justice Okon Abang, said that on the account of fake tax returns during the primaries, Dr. Ikpeazu was never qualified to run in the PDP primaries as a governorship candidate.
The judge also ordered the Chief Judge of the state to swear in Uche Ogah, his opponent in the December 2014 governorship primaries in state as the substantive Governor of Abia State. Source.
http://independentnig.com/2016/06/30/361405/

food science is on point aside from looking for job and in Nigeria now there is no job you could fix your self employed also there are so many jobs in food industry since you cn do without it I mean food finally as agricultural sector improve food science becomes more demand for of post harvest lost we wll b bound to have

Buhari bags KASU’s Doctorate degree See: vanguardngr.com/?p=591576

Buhari bags KASU’s Doctorate degree See: vanguardngr.com/?p=591576

brixton:
Off topic... Apc e-rodents should watch cnn right now to see how parliament drills people.. A former First Lady and sec of state is being asked to give account of her former position in govt.

APC to nominees- take a bow and go!

and a stupid senator is askn if 19 is greater than 16

Dottore:
Library Science nko
Food science/Tech
Cooperative studies

are u sure you kw what food and tech is and by the way frm which skl did u finish from ask those in Eng. they will tell u abt food science and on your own check that cousre cos it can never be bored in terms of academic work and fine gals things

@ debbydee and debbie tanx i have choosen to do my job proffesionally.

tanx i ave noting to do wit d gal cos i ave choosen to learn frm pples mistake i ave seen where smbody was messed up cos of silly office relationship that i cnt try expecially wit my staff and a juinor staff for my boss if we must talk abt it, it has to open it up

please am heading a department in my place of work , I instruted my staff to do something in the office which she refuses doing i gave her a space of four days to do that which she did bt nt as d standard. on the fourth day she left the office, before the closing time i queeried her after series of plee from her colleague i forgave her,the next day she did nt come to work knowing fully well how busy the office was, on coming to work the next day she came to me with a resignation latter which i acknwnledge and wish her well in her life dealings with d advice that she need to be a good girl that it would be better for her to leave on a good note than leaving with d bad attitude xter. bt my problem nw is that after three weeks my oga ie the overall manager called her back to start work without even a talk to me nor a call though I and the overall manager are good frnds bt i felt its a bad precedent, nt good for the companies policy i sent d gal going, that was when the manager called me to tell me that he ask the girl to come i told him that the girl has resign and that if she must come bk she has to reapply ,and that its a bad precedent to d company and that if such discussion need to b made that i need to b informed at least that am nt allowing the girl to work in my department that aside frm d company that it was a slid on me . this morning i greated him he responds were so cold unlike him, though i ave resolve to allow the gal if she comes bk bt was i wrong i felt he is nt happy i respect him nt minding that we are frnds

still looking at the change

BREAKING: Bom A bomb blast suspected to be
from a suicide bomber has
occurred in Yola, the capital
city of Adamawa state, north
east Nigeria.
A resident of the town, Salihu
Aliyu, said
that the blast happened in front
of the Jimeta main market at
about 7:45pm.
“We just finished observing the
Maghrib prayer when we heard
a loud blast in the direction of
the market,” he said.
He said the casualty figure is
likely to be high because the
explosion occurred as many
traders closed their shops, and
started rushing home.
“You know many traders also
come out of the market and
display their wares outside the
main market to also observe
the night market,” he said.
“There was even traffic gridlock
in the area with many Keke
Napep operators jostling for
passengers when the bomb
exploded.”
One witness said at least 10
people were killed and about 30
injured.
The police could not be reached
immediately.
Details later… /p2LdGt-LXP

Ochiske:
Not quite long ago, Etisalat shocked Nigerians by introducing a 2GB plan for N2000. Code is *229*2*8#

Now, they've also introduced a new cheaper plan.
1GB for N1000. Code is *229*2*7#



SME data sellers are gonna hate this new plan coz it is way cheaper than their N1500 for 1GB

can it be use on laptop

President
Goodluck
Jonathan is set to
be appointed as a global crises envoy by
the United Nations (UN ), sources said
on Monday , April 27, 2015 .
Jonathan will hand over power to the
newly elected president , Gen.
Muhammadu Buhari , on May 29, 2015 .
He would be the first African former
head of state to hold such responsibility
and would oversee UN affairs on the
African continent.
The role is similar to that of former
British Prime Minister , Tony Blair , who
was appointed the Middle East envoy for
the United Nations after leaving office .
Jonathan, who is 57 , holds a B .Sc . in
Zoology , an M .Sc. in Hydrobiology and
Fisheries and a Ph .D in Zoology , all
from the University of Port Harcourt.
It would be recalled that prior to
Jonathan’ s role as President of Nigeria,
he served as the governor of Bayelsa
State from 2005 to 2007 and as Vice
President of Nigeria from 2007 to 2010 .
Meanwhile, a former Kogi State
Governor , Abubakar Audu , has
said Jonathan deserves the prestigious
Nobel Peace prize for his historic phone
call to the president-elect , Muhammadu
Buhari , in which he conceded defeat in
the recently held presidential elections.
In another development , President
Jonathan on Monday, April 27 , 2015
commissioned the new Christian
Association of Nigerian ’s (CAN ) Jubilee
Resort and Leadership Centre in Abuja.
The centre, which is within the premises
of the National Christian Centre , Abuja,
provides rooms, accommodation and
halls for conferences to the public at a
fee . source http:///
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DaBullIT:
PEJ warrior lady just lost her fangs ??

That's impossible

its nt my broda the ppl ave spoken

mandozhero:
God why did you take Abia back to suffering continuity.
Another 4 years of Slavery, Looting, Hardship in Abia State.
Even the truthful PDP people knows that Alex Oti is people's choice while Okezuo Ekpeazu is criminals choice.

u got it wrong he.wll.perfome better dan expected

Okorocha Wins Imo
State Governorship
Election - Channels
Television
www.channelstv.com #lets do more good things for imo pple#

History has been made 2day in Ngwa
land,congrats ppls chioce as u lead d pple of abia #lets rebuild Abia#

what does bride price frm orlu in imo state look like

the ones above are the area as at this time

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what do u think

plz cn smbody talk abt dis 25% that is in d constitutional act, as a requirment to b declared president after having the majority vote.

A Igbo
B hausa
C yoruba

1. The girl you date does not want to meet
your family or friends, she wants you all to
herself.
The woman you marry wants to know your
family and friends. She knows without
them, you would not be where you are, and
who you are today.
2. The girl you date is overly worried
about her nails been done all the time, her
eyelashes looking in a certain style, and
being beautiful for her peers. Her physical
beauty is important to her.
The woman you marry is not overly
worried about her nails being done. Instead,
she is worried about being beautiful for her
man, even if that means wearing no
makeup. She focuses on her internal beauty
and character building, because she knows
real beauty comes from within.
3. The girl you date only cares about her
career and her vision for life. She comes
before the relationship, and does not make
her future plans with you in mind.
The woman you marry cares about your
career and your vision of life as well as her
own. She knows you also have a plan, and
works together with you to achieve the
goals you both have. The marriage is her
priority.
4. The girl you date loves the financial
cushion you can provide. She also expects
something back whenever she gives.
The woman you marry wants to build a
financial cushion with you. She believes
that two heads will always be better than
one. When she gives, she does not expect
anything back.
5. The girl you date believes she knows
everything. The woman you marry is open to learning
something new, and knows there is always
room for improvement.
6. The girl you date is scared to tell you
her deepest secrets.
The woman you marry will share her
deepest secrets with you, even if it means
losing you. She trusts you, and shares
everything with you. She knows honesty is
always the best policy.
7. The girl you date does not get excited
about marriage and children (even if she
wants to have some one day).
The woman you marry gets excited about
marriage and starting a family with you.
8. The girl you date shows her cleavage all
the time.
The woman you marry is more modest
because she knows her attributes are for
your eyes only.
9. The girl you date is not concerned about
cooking for you.
The woman you marry loves not only to
cook, but chooses delicious and healthy
meals. The way to a man’s heart is through
his stomach after all, right?
10. The girl you date is overly concerned
about how long you will be around,
and how she can keep you.
The woman you marry is not too concerned
about keeping you because she knows you
want to have a future with her. She is
mature enough to know you can never force
someone to stay and that you each have to
choose each other every day, again and
again.
11. The girl you date is not willing to
compromise with you.
The woman you marry is willing to
compromise, and sees compromise as a
necessity for a healthy marriage
12. The girl you date thrives on constant
attention from you.
The woman you marry mirrors your
affection and thrives on providing you with
the love, support, and respect you need.
13. The girl you date tries to change who
you are and compares you to her ex.
The woman you marry accepts you for who
you are and will not compare you to her ex.
She knows you are the best and that you
cannot change another person no matter
how hard you try.
14. The girl you date has to be entertained.
The woman you marry is someone you can
have fun with, relax, do activities, or do
nothing together and still enjoy each other’s
company.
What are your thoughts on these differences
between the girl you date and the woman
you marry