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Family › Re: Family Rejects Casket Brought By Son-in-law by Advancedpenis(op): 10:14am On Mar 31, 2023

IyaebeTheGreat:
Imagine

Benue people like war pass quarrel 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Family › Re: Family Rejects Casket Brought By Son-in-law by Advancedpenis(op): 10:12am On Mar 31, 2023

Double wahala for dead body 🤣🤣

Family › Family Rejects Casket Brought By Son-in-law by Advancedpenis(op): 10:12am On Mar 31, 2023

JUST IN!!! Family Rejects Casket Brought By Son-in-law For Mother-in-law’s Burial, Says Not Beautiful (Photos)

A family rejected a coffin brought by their son-in-law for his mother-in-law's burial in Tombo Mbatie, in the Buruku Local Government Area of Benue State.

A Facebook user, Bem Raphael Aondongu, disclosed this via his page on Thursday.

According to him, the family rejected the casket because it was not beautiful, and too poor to bury a member of their family.

He wrote, “Sons of a deceased mother rejected and threw away a casket brought by son-in-law from Wannue Tarkaa to Tombo Mbatie, Buruku BENUE state.

“In the early hours of today, an undisclosed family rejected a casket brought by son-in-law for the burial of mother-in-law.

“As the TIV tradition demands, when a mother or a father dies, the first female child who is married is saddled with the responsibility to make provision for a casket for the burial of any of the deceased parents.

“And for the maintenance of tradition, the first female child, in conjunction with her husband who is a son-in-law to the deceased mother, tried as he could to bring this casket in the pictures below but only to be rejected.

“According to the family of the deceased, they said the casked isn't beautiful and too poor to bury a member of their family. You can see how they casket is turned upside down.”

Politics › Re: Ikpeazu Sacks All Special Advisers by Advancedpenis: 7:28pm On Mar 30, 2023

Cantonese:
How much was paid out as final “gift”, will never be known to the public.

Hmmmmm.

Next thing you see now

Fiam faim airport

America, London, Canada, Romania

They will drink the resources and establish in a white man's land .

African politicians are cursed

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Family › Blind Woman With Triplets Receives Online Gifts by Advancedpenis(op): 7:24pm On Mar 30, 2023

Remember the Blind Woman Who Gave Birth to Triplets? She Has Received Donation From Social Media 💪

Congratulations

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Politics › Re: FEC Okays ₦‎24.2 Billion Free Internet For 20 Airports, Varsities, Markets by Advancedpenis: 8:11am On Mar 30, 2023

Espelbengz:
So are you insinuating it shouldn't be done? Nigerians sha! If u do na problem, if you no do na still wahala!!!

But you understand the point of the free WiFi Data leakage

Politics › Re: Tinubu Vs Peter Obi Court Trials by Advancedpenis(op): 6:34am On Mar 30, 2023

gr8ofnnetwork:
You don't have any issue in your post to be debated. You have chosen Tinubu as your lifetime enemy. Good.
Can anything good come out of you to him?
My prayer is that, may you continue to post about Tinubu till the day our Lord God decodes otherwise for you.
Until then, God bless your chosen carrier and career

Shatap

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Politics › Re: Tinubu Vs Peter Obi Court Trials by Advancedpenis(op): 10:56pm On Mar 29, 2023

puremaker7:
I checked all your past posts, they are all against Tinubu which I'm happy about it.

Tinubu is really tormenting your soul and I'm happy about it.

Have you eaten?

Politics › Re: Tinubu Vs Peter Obi Court Trials by Advancedpenis(op): 10:42pm On Mar 29, 2023

Tescentre:
Thank you for the update.

But why was our President elect avoiding the receipt of Obi’s petition?

I look forward to the judiciary’s conduct. Hopefully, they will revive the hope of Nigerians. I wish both the complainant and the defendant all the very best.

In the whole life of Bola Ahmed Tinubu

That mandate is the only real original certificate he has called his

Politics › Tinubu Vs Peter Obi Court Trials by Advancedpenis(op): 10:31pm On Mar 29, 2023

Now let me update, well meaning Nigerians, on Peter Obi, and Labour Party's petition, in the ongoing tribunal at the court of Appeal.
Obi's legal team tried several times, to reach out to Tinubu, so they can serve him copies of their petition, as directed by the tribunal.

For him to file his response. But after several trials, Tinubu kept dodging the petition, until it becomes obvious, that his act was intentional, as he was only trying to waste the limited time the tribunal has. So the tribunal now instructed Obi's team, to serve him the petition

Through his political party's secretariat. APC secretariat in Abuja. So Obi's team did as instructed, and has since notified the tribunal.
The petition & summon was served on Friday 24th of March.
And should be received officially by Tinubu's legal team, on Monday 27th of March.

From the day of their receipt, they have 21 days to respond, & return their response back to the tribunal. Which will be 17th of April 2023.
After submitting their response, the tribunal will commence official trial of the electoral process, and Peter Obi's petition.

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Politics › Re: Yoruba United Nation: The Most Civilized Ethnic Group In The World by Advancedpenis: 10:14pm On Mar 29, 2023

yarimo:
Haters will soon arrive with hateful comment

Bama dey ? ATI coke ?

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Politics › Re: Festus Keyamo Celebrates Bola Tinubu On His 71st Birthday by Advancedpenis: 5:01pm On Mar 29, 2023

Okhuadams:
Are you a glorious saint

There is nothing like a glorious saint

Search the meaning of glorious then search the meaning of saint

Stop buying Bola Ahmed Tinubu cocaine instead sniff rice

Politics › Re: Lagos Residents Stranded As Bus Drivers Protest ‘extortions’ By MC Oluomo Team by Advancedpenis: 3:19pm On Mar 29, 2023

Fattesticles:
Agbero ti take over

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Accommodating landlords my foot

Daddy MC oluomo that money is small, sprinkle extra 14k make people when no get money carry Thier motor go back to Thier landlocked photo photo region

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Politics › Re: Festus Keyamo Celebrates Bola Tinubu On His 71st Birthday by Advancedpenis: 3:11pm On Mar 29, 2023

naija4life247:
I know, he is somewhere in Europe serving jail term for drugs trafficking

U be good man

At least my father enter plane

Your own still dey sleep with agidi sellers for road side? 😜

Politics › Re: Lagos Residents Stranded As Bus Drivers Protest ‘extortions’ By MC Oluomo Team by Advancedpenis: 3:09pm On Mar 29, 2023

The real accommodating landlords are talking other lagosians should shut up 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Politics › Re: Festus Keyamo Celebrates Bola Tinubu On His 71st Birthday by Advancedpenis: 3:07pm On Mar 29, 2023

naija4life247:
Okay, we have heard your crying and wailing. Now tell us about your own biological father? What is he?

My brother me self don't know o

But I am sure he is not begging on the road like yours 😜

Politics › Re: FUTO Staff And Students Welcome Abia Returning Officer, Oti With Funfair (Video) by Advancedpenis: 3:00pm On Mar 29, 2023

babaolofin:
Eyi o wu a wi, to oluwa lase.

A njuwon o se wi lejo, ija ilara o tan boro.

Despite all the hurdles, obstacles, crises, blockades , insults and evil counsel and conspiracies, Tinubu won.
God is great.

Ohoro ni we tolopia

Mani efa laku dinkana

Bola will not sit as a president

Let that sink in

Politics › Re: FUTO Staff And Students Welcome Abia Returning Officer, Oti With Funfair (Video) by Advancedpenis: 2:21pm On Mar 29, 2023

Hallabee1:
Aje...

Is Goodluck Ebele Jonathan not a bastard chronic druckard?

Yes but drink is legalize by the 36 states and the FCT

Where is cocaine legalized for Tinubu rascals?

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Politics › Re: Festus Keyamo Celebrates Bola Tinubu On His 71st Birthday by Advancedpenis: 2:16pm On Mar 29, 2023

Ayoefa:
Another SORE LOSER.

Ye but not like the mandate criminal sniffing cocaine everywhere

Politics › Re: FUTO Staff And Students Welcome Abia Returning Officer, Oti With Funfair (Video) by Advancedpenis: 2:09pm On Mar 29, 2023

Hallabee1:
Aje...

Let's come down to reality here, are you telling me non of the 36 states government are not an addicted smoker or drug baron or drug lord... Guy 97% of them are into drug, forget the bulubala or whatever they call it, he used all that to distract his opponent, Tinubu has been a politician way back 90's, when did obi start politics,even Atiku was a custom man...and all his opponent knows nothing when it comes to grassroot politics...Am not a fan of BAT or OBIDIENT even ATIKULATED. Politics has always been a dirty game when was derived from Greek...POLI...blood,TICS....game.
I pray that his tenure should be favorable to well meaning Nigerian.

Bola Ahmed is a cocaine sniffing vagabond

Politics › Re: Festus Keyamo Celebrates Bola Tinubu On His 71st Birthday by Advancedpenis: 1:42pm On Mar 29, 2023

Okhuadams:
And you are a glorious saint congrats

I don't hide cocaine to sniff during primaries thereby shouting Bulaba due to side effects

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Politics › Re: FUTO Staff And Students Welcome Abia Returning Officer, Oti With Funfair (Video) by Advancedpenis: 1:41pm On Mar 29, 2023

Hallabee1:
Aje...
If you like urinate or not, na the wey you take abuse am curse am... So wake up from your sleep and accept the fact that his your president and our GCFR....IF YOU NO LIKE AM ,CROSS THE MAIN ROAD WITHOUT LOKING OUT AND KILL YOUR SELF...WEREY

Yes but we cannot smoke and shout bulaba when the weed hit

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