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Foreign Affairs / Re: US Drone Strike Kills Senior Iran-Backed Militia Leader In Baghdad (Photos) by Advancedpenis: 8:49am On Feb 08
oilyngbati:
Why do ipob/esn Biafra practise cannibalism and sit-at home terrorism?

The pedophile prophet Moha is doomed
Foreign Affairs / Re: US Drone Strike Kills Senior Iran-Backed Militia Leader In Baghdad (Photos) by Advancedpenis: 8:42am On Feb 08
Heffalump:


He must have been tired and exhausted of sharing virgins by now. Soon none to be shared because he equally needs many of such virgins in the Abyss.

Na humping prophet
Crime / Re: Baby Factory Busted In Anambra, Five Pregnant Girls Rescued by Advancedpenis: 5:31am On Feb 08
Jeon:
From the yeast, they're very reproductive cuz they're the developers.

And your mother is standing on a line waiting for 4 pieces of spaghetti under the hot desert sun carrying your other 3 siblings in zamfara?

You remember una second born with polio him still dey alive?

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Crime / Re: Nursing Mother Brutalises Her Maid In Anambra by Advancedpenis: 5:29am On Feb 08
Make the husband's of these women do Data for them so they can see social media how Thier mates are being arrested for wounding minors na.

This is pure wickedness

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Crime / Re: Unholy Love: Borno Youthsā€™ Craze For Fermented Urine Frustrates War Against Subs by Advancedpenis: 5:26am On Feb 08
Creamypie:
For taraba stare when i was there, na so them dey sniff soak away pit

All these things was learnt from Bola the sniffing vagabond .


A president is a sniffer, the country will be a junkie yard

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Politics / Re: Are You Still Batified? by Advancedpenis: 5:24am On Feb 08
Orubebe01:
I no more hear this word again, what really happened

One of them when mock me during election don almost dey mad now .

Nigga carry gas when him fill for shoulder dey talk to himself with anger as him dey trekk šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

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Politics / Re: Governor Fubara Inspects The Reconstruction Of Old Port Harcourt - Bori Road by Advancedpenis: 5:22am On Feb 08
yarimo:
ALEX OTTI come and see your mate doing great in Rivers state

More BP to your soul and all confused Ronu

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Politics / Re: Former President Jonathan To Commission Kashimbilla Dam, Airport by Advancedpenis: 5:20am On Feb 08
APCNig:


Na you dey cry oooooo. And you will continue for the next 8 years of Tinubu's rule

Just look at

Phahahahahajaha

Oya scream on ya mandate to the market square

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Politics / Re: Suspected Terrorists Kill Kogi Traditional Ruler On His Farm by Advancedpenis: 5:20am On Feb 08
Olufela strikes again

Now they will blame my beautiful Fulani people when we all know the ronu suicide bombers o
Politics / Re: Former President Jonathan To Commission Kashimbilla Dam, Airport by Advancedpenis: 5:15am On Feb 08
BadMaster:

Your comment is senseless.


Agreed but still better than the cocaine drooling ballot box snatcher

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Politics / Re: Ekiti Community Cries Out Over Killings by Advancedpenis: 5:14am On Feb 08
Olufela is a terrorist who brings terror and blame innocent Fulani.

Hold more olufela from the oduduwowo republic

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Politics / Re: Governor Fubara Inspects The Reconstruction Of Old Port Harcourt - Bori Road by Advancedpenis: 5:11am On Feb 08
Pains to the heart of all APC cattles
Politics / Re: Police Officers Cry Out As Soldiers Attack Police Base, Injure Officers In Jos by Advancedpenis: 7:10pm On Feb 07
Banana republic with repented Boko Haram as security apparatus.

The work of Buhari/pedophile Mohamed is complete

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Politics / Re: 88.4m People In Nigeria Living In Extreme Poverty ā€“ FG by Advancedpenis: 7:09pm On Feb 07
flore1823:
They are plenty in this forum hungry, suffering, smelling and smiling.

Helinues the baby calf

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Politics / Re: Otti Clears Air On N1.5bn ā€˜strange Estimateā€™ For 2 Hilux Vehicles by Advancedpenis: 7:08pm On Feb 07
ObiPandora:
Few years from now our people will claim Alex Otti was a bank manager n can not steal just listen to the senseless excuse the criminal his giving now imagine if it was Sanwolu that gave such foolish excuse.

This is aside the fact that this failure as not commissioned a single project yet the criminal want to buy himself cars worth billions after budgeting several million to feed. All sort of criminal adventure just keep coming from the foolish governor.

Bola Ahmed Tinubu is a cocaine sniffing vagabond
Crime / Re: Banditry: Suspected Mastermind Of Ekiti Kidnapping Arrested ā€” Video, Pic by Advancedpenis: 7:06pm On Feb 07
Olufela and his fellow Ronu gangs have been kidnapping and killing people from Kaduna to Onitsha all in a Way to spoil the beautiful Fulani people.

Spits

Oduduwowo terrorist

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Crime / Re: Adachukwu Chukelu Okafor ā€˜Inserts Hot Knife Into Housekeeperā€™s Private Partā€™ by Advancedpenis: 3:04pm On Feb 06
Artscollection:


My Brother i know want iam talking about,the moment i saw the thread i concluded it is them without opening the thread. They are people i know and i grew up amongst them and saw first hand How they treat their maid and was thinking stuffs like that will not re appear in our time but no, the ladies learnt well from their mothers.

What will you then call women from Abua ?

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Crime / Re: Adachukwu Chukelu Okafor ā€˜Inserts Hot Knife Into Housekeeperā€™s Private Partā€™ by Advancedpenis: 1:25pm On Feb 06
Artscollection:
Our anambra women wicked no doubt!!!

It's not about Anambra women some people are demons.

You should ask yourself, A lawyer


A fvcking lawyer!!!!!

A lawyer who knows the law

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Politics / Re: N3m Fraud: Gombe Judge Asks Convict To Pay N20 To Avoid 3-year-jail Term by Advancedpenis: 8:07am On Feb 05
Scrape the north out of Nigeria if you want progress.

Else keep living in denial

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Politics / Re: Nigerian Cost Of Living Lowest In Africa, Says Presidency by Advancedpenis: 8:04am On Feb 05
The stupid line continues compare and contrast rubbish.

RONU šŸ¤£

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Politics / Re: Hamas Returns To Northern Gaza, Pays Salaries, Israel Withraws Troops by Advancedpenis: 3:11pm On Feb 04
APCNig:


This is how you know somebody who is suffering from generational inherited mental illness

Mohammed the pedophile is in hell
Politics / Re: LNC-NINAS RESPONDS TO DUBIOUS OPINION-POLL ā€œE-REFERENDUMā€ BY ROGUE BIAFRA..... by Advancedpenis: 11:50am On Feb 04
paramakina202:


Stupid question from a pervert.

The man when expand your wife kpekus don join PDP you dey find am ?
Politics / Re: Hamas Returns To Northern Gaza, Pays Salaries, Israel Withraws Troops by Advancedpenis: 11:48am On Feb 04
ahmedio2017:



You see why I said you are a mumu? Can you tell me just only one country where there is no any Muslim over there? Then with this ur use less ascertion they will have to nuke you and your entire family too. Ode ni e


Maaaad Mohammed
Politics / Re: Hamas Returns To Northern Gaza, Pays Salaries, Israel Withraws Troops by Advancedpenis: 11:47am On Feb 04
ahmedio2017:




If you cannot prove ur point that means you are a bastar.d. where do you normally hear or see all this lies about Islam and holy prophet self? Chai you people should fear God o... You have been brainwashed. You are going astray. If you don't know I will burst your brain, Islam is the only religion recognized by God. Christianity is not even recognized by Jesus Christ PBUH talk less of God. Can you now see how da.ft you are?

Aisha prayed for Yahweh to kill the pedophile and as God may have it , the criminal prophet went to raid in Medina and was poisoned like a Belgium rat .
Politics / Re: LNC-NINAS RESPONDS TO DUBIOUS OPINION-POLL ā€œE-REFERENDUMā€ BY ROGUE BIAFRA..... by Advancedpenis: 11:33am On Feb 04
paramakina202:
Emergingnation,gidgiddy and Igboson come and read o and call Tony Nnadi a Fulani man for calling out you guys as sqqcammers who have done nothing but help enemies destroy Igboland.

Your wife don see the vagina tighten cream?


She dey complain say your preek small

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Politics / Re: Video Obiaraeri-Tinubu SPV Bahamas Loan Nigeria Biggest Money Laundering Scheme by Advancedpenis: 11:29am On Feb 04
Milk them dry .

Una never begin cry , now Na first quarter.

When Bola the ekperima is done , una go begin padlock biscuit

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Politics / Re: Hamas Returns To Northern Gaza, Pays Salaries, Israel Withraws Troops by Advancedpenis: 11:26am On Feb 04
ahmedio2017:




Is very simple, travel to Israel, if they failed to give u visa go through Libya

Isreal will bomb all head slamming banzas to hell .

They MIght nuke the whole head slamming nation , dig out the grave of mad Mohammed and bomb him officially

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Politics / Re: Hamas Returns To Northern Gaza, Pays Salaries, Israel Withraws Troops by Advancedpenis: 11:24am On Feb 04
ahmedio2017:



You are not well, look at the people we are sharing country with, no wonder there is no progress in your region because of ur dull brains. I can see that you have been brainwashed, no evidence you go explain tire ode. Where is the evidence that he RAPED 9years old? This shows your level of stupidity. Have you ever see anyone that tells you are a foo.l? Go and learn and know the truth and stop being a foo.l. ODE.


Ya prophet is a Colo prophet (MDBUPH)

More death be upon him

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Politics / Re: Anambra Federal House Rerun Election: Ifeanyi Ubah Defeats Soludo At The Polls by Advancedpenis: 11:22am On Feb 04
yarimo:
And that is peter OBI the loser labour party presidential candidate state grin grin grin grin

na This thing make your wife dey go collect advancepenis for ejigbo

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