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Fine lady...my spec. See as she still set at her age
I believe apart from cocaine and tramadol makeup should be added to the list of banned substances. Makeup kills faster than these drugs. Calm down I'll explain. Somewhere in this world I met a lady in a club. We got talking and she was so adorable as in she set. I don dey imagine say na she I go carry go meet mama. Red flag I say make we go hotel she follow. As in come on na we just met. But the Konji in me no hear. I was like make I tear am one make I japa. Besides men don high. Madam enter room I dey hug dey press yansh. I no kiss because she smokes so I dey expect make she go brush make we do the iduplorplor. When she came out for the bathroom the change was just too much. No be the change even bust my brain. I see say the chin and jaw get dark patch. Like person wey dey shave. Na so I use style check between the laps. My dear brother na cucumber dey there. If I lie make I shit I puked immediately.
Last last I change hotel. Na so I for go kiss gaybriel. If he happen to get strength pass me na to dig borehole for my yansh. Na since then I dey ask. "Are you female". Na only one yansh I get we must keep it safe. If makeup no dey shebi I go detect instantly.
#endmakeup
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honestly, this guy that wrote this is very funny. I believe basket mouth read this.

Na hunger and frustration cause am.