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FoodRe: How Can I Make Ponmo Extremely Soft? by AfDapone: 3:52pm On May 27, 2024
EmmyMaestro:
This strong one you bought is the one for making Palm slippers. Next time, tell them to give you the one for eating
And she will still end up getting the one for making slippers, una wan trust people wey wan sell market.
CultureRe: I Have 4 Wives And 14 Children, 2 Of My Wives Are My Relatives. - Sanusi Lamido by AfDapone: 11:46am On May 27, 2024
Donaldoni:
Why does Islam permit marriage to relationshuh

It's weird!

The Bible totally forbids it!! angry
As a Christian, you can not marry them but you can bang them abi, hypocrisy! cool cool cool
CrimeRe: Woman And Her Two Daughters Stabbed To Death In Ghana by AfDapone: 7:43pm On May 24, 2024
immortalcrown:
May whoever is responsible for this crime pay for it.
What is he paying for here? And how can he well pay for this gruesome crime? He will be locked in jail for the rest of his life, feeding on public funds. Two daughters that are supposed to be pivot for so many coming generations, the a$$hole just ended that because of what is not his. Even death sentence is not enough for this mad guy.
BusinessRe: Binance Executive, Tigran Gambaryan Collapses In Court by AfDapone: 9:09pm On May 23, 2024
AnambraPikinSel:
Make them shook ata ijosi inside the stupid anus of himgrin
You wan make them finally close the case ni?
Foreign AffairsRe: Iran's President Ebrahim Raisi Buried In Mashhad (Photos) by AfDapone: 8:40pm On May 23, 2024
He was not buried on the same day he died.
PhonesRe: What Is Tapswap? Why Nigerians Are Tapping Their Phone Screens by AfDapone: 12:41pm On May 23, 2024
Matheusmartin:
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They saw how notcoin paid,then decided to rush tapswap.


Unknown to many, there are cooler projects secretly going on on tg..

If u know, u know
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FamilyRe: Lady Refuses Husband To Packout Of Home After She Called The Cops On Him (video) by AfDapone: 8:45am On May 23, 2024
Afamsi:
Some women dont see beyond their noses. There are some things you cannot do in a relationship you are still interested in, even if its legal to do those things. Husband and wife misundestanding should be settled with wisdom
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CultureRe: Oba Of Benin: EFCC Takes Orders From Highest Bidder..... by AfDapone: 6:23pm On May 21, 2024
Freshtruth:
This Akpabio go like woman sha he dey shake person but his eyes is focus on the lady chai


Just take a good look at d picture grin
She is there strategically to make the target shift his reasoning controller from his brain to his manhood.
PoliticsRe: ‘Nigeria Doesn’t Deserve Royal Visit,’ UK Journalists Slam Harry & Meghan by AfDapone: 7:40pm On May 17, 2024
Righthussle:
Nothing can describe the love Nigeria has for her colonizer and enslaver. The love is too much. Till date we have refused to do away with even the stupid slave name these guys gave to us.

This big head normally should have been stoned and chased out of the country for the atrocities they committed against us.

How will you be honouring and celebrating the children of people who raped and sold our mothers, wives, and daughters? Their children should be scared of us.

I will never celebrate these people !
I will never practice their religion!
I will never give my children English names!

I still speak their language today because our foolish leaders have forced us to learn and speak the language of our enslavers by making it our national language.
Sadly, your ancestors were the ones that helped capture and sold your fellow ancestors to them. It was when they get to their land that they were selling your captured ancestors to themselves.
They did a horrible business with your hostile ancestors.
CrimeRe: Algerian Man Held Captive By His Neighbor For 27 Years Found by AfDapone: 7:15pm On May 17, 2024
His yansh need to be checked and carry out HIV and other STI test ASAP.
RomanceRe: 3 Ways To Know If A Girl's Waist Beads Is Not Ordinary - Lady by AfDapone: 10:57am On May 17, 2024
faceland:
Just ask wtf is this?! If it is fetish (95% of the time it is), she would be defensive in a way that your gut would know she is guilty.

If she is local or superstitious, it is fetish. Just talk about spiritual nonsense, if she contribute her own cock and bill stories, she is superstitious.
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CultureRe: Sweden To Return 39 Artefacts To Oba Of Benin's Palace by AfDapone: 8:44am On May 16, 2024
Sirkingsnado:
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When are they gona return my uncle

He travel to Sweden got married and that's the end
Your uncle.

O ti lo.
PoliticsRe: Minister Files Suit, Petitions Police Against Plan To Marry Off 100 Orphans by AfDapone: 8:11am On May 16, 2024
He said the gesture was “aimed at alleviating the suffering of the impoverished,” pledging to pay the dowries for the bridegrooms and have procured materials for the mass marriage.
Orphaned children, Who he wan pay dowries to? Haha!!!
PoliticsRe: Petrol Subsidy ‘return’: NNPCL, IMF Disagree Over N8.43trn Loss by AfDapone: 8:29pm On May 12, 2024
Putindbutt:
IMF dey mad, the way they interfere in our affairs is crazy. Are they the one paying the subsidy on our behalf?. Ukraine and Gaza need loans but na African matter go kill them.
But una dey run to them go borrow money. If you no fit meet your debt obligation, una go con dey plead for debt forgiveness. Wen wetin you suppose meet your debt obligation, you don use am pay subsidies to enrich some other people and you are here thinking they don't know what they are saying.
CultureRe: Awujale At 90: Tinubu Confers GCON Award On Oba Sikiru Adetona by AfDapone: 10:11pm On May 10, 2024
iCauseTrouble:
Someone should kindly educate me. What is the usefulness of National Awards?
In Nigeria you put on the wall to shelter wall gecko.
RomanceRe: From Neighbors To Husband And Wife (Photos) by AfDapone: 8:55pm On May 08, 2024
Sonnobax15:
lipsrsealed
Na dem sabi..

Anything wey don concern neighbor finish,my preek no dey scratch me reach that side....I dey always dey set and as well maintain boundaries cuz any form of compound relationship dey always dey lead to high level of see-finish..
No be their fault. Na hard raining season dey lead to this kind encounter.
HealthRe: Father Of 12 Found Dead Inside Brothel In Bayelsa After Sex Romp by AfDapone: 8:27pm On May 08, 2024
This one is not dead now. This one is in deep sleep after ashewo gave him some hot rounds.
Foreign AffairsRe: U.S Soldier Arrested In Russia, Accused Of Stealing (Photo) by AfDapone: 8:52pm On May 07, 2024
May be he was thinking he would be able to offload American wotowoto the Russian punany but ... in Russia e ge as e be.
Foreign AffairsRe: Putin Sworn In As Russian President For Fifth Time by AfDapone: 6:30pm On May 07, 2024
Agba P.
Agba baller
Agba Awo
Baba Agba

America must dream of Putin before waking up every morning.

Respect
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Is ‘Well’ - Tunji Alausa Explains President’s Absence by AfDapone: 6:23pm On May 07, 2024
Why has it taken them this long to generate this grand lie? All they need is to click the APC ex-lying-machine button and just download the lie.
BusinessRe: 16 Banking Transactions exempted from The Cyber Security Levy (see full list) by AfDapone: 1:19pm On May 07, 2024
Antiurchins:
🇳🇬COST OF ELECTRONIC TRANSACTIONS

CYBERSECURITY LEVY: SENDERS now bear....
₦5 on ₦1,000
₦50 on ₦10,000
₦500 on ₦100,000
₦5,000 on ₦1,000,000
₦50,000 on ₦10,000,000

STAMP DUTY: RECEIVERS bear....
₦50 on ₦10,000
₦50 on ₦100,000
₦50 on ₦1,000,000
₦50 on ₦10,000,000

TRANSFER FEES: SENDERS bear...
₦10 on ≤₦5,000
₦25 on ₦5,001 — ₦50,000
₦50 on >₦50,000

VALUE ADDED TAX: SENDERS bear...
₦0.75 on ₦10 Transfer fee
₦1.875 on ₦25 Transfer fee
₦3.75 on ₦50 Transfer fee

SMS FEE: SENDERS & RECEIVERS bear...
₦4 on each electronic transfer notification

*All applicable on eligible electronic transactions*

#StatiSense
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RomanceRe: My Payback To The Girl Who Broke My Heart. by AfDapone: 9:18am On May 07, 2024
ALLNIGERIANSMAD:
People like us nor get heart wen anybody go break because we watched closely with kin interest
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FamilyRe: Lady Who Secretly Welcomed Baby With Ex Dumps Husband After Sponsoring Her UK by AfDapone: 9:11am On May 07, 2024
franchasofficia:
Useless story that only happened in the Op's imagination.


What do you foolish story writers take Nigerians for; dimwits?


You guys will sit in the corner of your face me I face you and start to conjure inexistent story out of hunger, malnutrition and hopelessness induced by Tinubu's maladministration.


Foolish op


If you cannot get Amaka, Nnamdi, Chibuzor and Ijeoma to come on a live TV programme to swear by Amadioha that this c0ck and bull story truly happened to them, then expect Amadioha to visit you in 4 Eke Market days from today angry
Weather the story is real or fake, shits like this have happened many times. What is important are the lesson learnt.

As for me, there is nothing like moving on without payback.
HealthRe: Britain's Fattest Man, Jason Holton, Is Dead (Photos) by AfDapone: 6:53am On May 07, 2024
folake4u:
I walk a distance of 7km (10,000 steps) on a daily basis and in the evenings because I live a sedentary lifestyle.

If I tell you where I dey trek to and fro for Lagos, you go shock. cheesy

When I get back home, na sleep get me.
How come you come senior me for trekking?
TV/MoviesRe: DSTV Subscription Plans In Southafrica Vs Nigeria. See Who Pays More by AfDapone: 9:59am On May 06, 2024
Remman:
Lol! Please hike it and see how the alternatives begin to be patronised.

I just bought three free to air disc one for Movies, one for news and the other for sports. I don't even know much about it or how it works because my son introduced it to me. But it cost us 300k+ for purchase and installations. Started using since november and up till now, we've paid no dime for subs because there ain't any. I wonder why people can't just switch.
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HealthRe: Britain's Fattest Man, Jason Holton, Is Dead (Photos) by AfDapone: 7:21am On May 06, 2024
Godwin4444:
So sorry I don’t have any fake rip to give

How do people look at themselves up to that level?
U started getting fat go d extent u realize u are finding it hard to walk n u can’t hit d gym?
It got so bad u became bedridden n u want people to pity u

I don’t even want to believe in any gene or hereditary bullshit

This guy killed himself
Me that can trek 2km on a daily basis.
ProgrammingRe: Say Goodbye To Power Outage With Kolas Energy Laptop Powerbank by AfDapone: 10:45pm On May 05, 2024
DataMina:
Any device that generates or receives power should be designed to have a vent or heat sink. Reason being to prevent damage to the electrical circuit
And more importantly, the batteries.
CrimeRe: Nigerian Lady Dies After Friends Pushed Her Into Pot Of Boiling Stew by AfDapone: 8:44pm On May 05, 2024
SonofElElyonRet:
But what kind of pot would contain a full grown woman to burn (cook) her like this? That's a cauldron o... a favourite of witches
Them dey where cloth ni, You no see werin she wear for picture. She don where plenty cloth be dat. Always competing to gain the attention of the next available married man.
FamilyRe: My Wife Sleeps With My Boss by AfDapone: 8:50pm On May 04, 2024
Fikkoski:
Why should we keep loving those who don't love us?
Why should we keep respecting people who don't respect us?
Why are we afraid to lose people who do not value us?

You know exactly what to do but you are acting confused because you are afraid of doing it!
Unclebayo:
a cheating partner will always be a cheating partner, if you forgive her and you catch her cheating again she will blame you for forgiving the last time.... You don't know woman, she can even kill you because of that your boss.

Be a man!
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zed7:
Some people are wired to cheat. They don't cheat because they lack love, care, attention or money. They cheat because they're used to it, or had some traumatic or damaged childhood.

Marriage is not a repair ground for damaged people. That's why it's very important to try and get it right before marriage. I still believe if you look properly and are not blinded by emotions, one can always spot a red flag.

It's left for you to move on or be managing a cheating wife. No one can decide for you. For me, I know the obvious choice.
Ynix:
Do all you can to record all their conversations, pretend as if all is well and after that call for a special meeting preferably on her birthday and invite your parents, her parents and the boss of yours then show up all the evidences, and keep Mute after
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FamilyRe: My Wife Sleeps With My Boss by AfDapone: 5:37pm On May 04, 2024
Iykegodslove:
The bond i tie with my children is very strong. Even though it happens that i am not their biological father, they remain my children. So, DNA not needed. Thanks
Unfortunately, You have wasted so much of everybody's time.
BusinessRe: What Happened To Me At The Bank Today by AfDapone: 5:28pm On May 04, 2024
Proudman1:
So, I received a good amount of money into my first bank account.

And they automatically freeze the account.

Something less than 100k.

So, I went to the bank to find out what the issue was about and they said I need to do KYC documentation.

My NIN and BVN are already with this people and I've been using this same account since 2015!

Ok, let me do the KYC na, they say my name doesn't match and I need to swear affidavit.

I went to court to do affidavit and then they submitted it and ask me to come back next week Wednesday.

The thing sha weak me because I no get any money to sustain myself till that Wednesday.

But the worst is the utility bill requirements. The support ask me to come with NEPA bill. I told her that I stay in the university hostel.

The next thing she said was that I should go to the university management and collect their NEPA bill and bring it to them shocked

I was like how in hell will that be possible? 🤷

Right now, I don't know what step to take sha. Because who for school management go gree give student school NEPA bill to go complete the student's bank account?
Though not too sure, you can use another bank statement in place of something like utility bill.
EducationRe: English Gurus Pls What Is The Answer To This ?? by AfDapone: 5:00pm On May 02, 2024
kings59:
A mother is the subject, her daughter is the object, because = is the emphasis, she was drunk was the reason for the action.

Her daughter was drunk.

He threw the fruit away because it was bad.
Help us rewrite the English if the mother was the one who was drunk.

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