₦airaland Forum

AfahaAbia:
Let me remind you

Mummy loves the Planta taste... Planta... Daddy loves the Planta taste... Planta...

Yes
That's the one
No flat screen TVs then yet the pictures were memorable.

Dtruthspeaker:
Planta nko?

Well
Planta over Blue band anyday anytime

They had one nice that ad I can't remember clearly now

AfahaAbia:
You did well. Do you remember TreeTop?

Nah
Don't think I do
A drink?

yyba:
Keep your silly gratitude to yourself, worst women affairs minister in history of Nigeria

Because she exposed your Mohammed-endorsed, child-raping marriage scam?

Wike's foot soldiers are still reeling from the loss Fubara inflicted on them. Police should apprehend Wike immediately to provide that man.

A private school teacher should have arranged private lessons to make funds during the holidays except he/she is truly a dunce.

Education, like health and food is a sector that parents will spend on without batting an eye as long as the results are coming.

Sharpsharp00123:
so hope u won't call tinubu names if he decides to send aids to all those places despite d fact that we are struggling too?

The same people he's begging for loans?
Tinubu is a clueless pig

Nido
Coast Milk (we like it moooooo)
Canoe soap
Joy & Dove soap
Vim
Jik before Harpic came around
Vitalo was Ovaltine before Ovaltine
This Robb was stronger than aboniki
I can see Omo, Quaker Oats and the original Bournvita before Cadbury
The first one at the very top is Pronto. Far sweeter than Milo or Bournvita.
Is that Ribena I see atop the Elephant detergent?

The fact that African governments have not sent food, aid and peace-keeping military forces to Israel, Ukraine, Korea and Venezuela shows how daft the leaders and electorates here are.


Remain buried in sand.
Foolish race.

-It's not war-torn Ukraine or Israel but war-torn Somalia, Niger and Libya.

-They are Ukrainian families trying to cross the Polish border but Sierra Leonians are displaced tribesmen seeking shelter and food.

-It's the Israeli government defending itself from terrorism but Burkina Faso is a corrupt regime fighting rebel forces.

-They are Palestinians fleeing a regional conflict but Rwandan are refugees fleeing genocide.

-The Ukrainians should be granted visa-free entry into neighbouring countries but Sudanese refugees should be herded into refugee camps.


Wake up

The plan is to make the US fight on multiple fronts simultaneously since they love war so much.

Ukraine, Middle East, Far East Asia, maybe Venezuela and North/West Africa.


One of the wars will create a loophole.

Ainaolusegun:
Alfa Jubril Dalamun

We haven't finished digesting the human parts warehouse in Oyingbo yet another yolloba mozlem strikes

Dem swear for these people and crime?

PlasmaTV:
You need psychiatric help

Afonjawood are always looking for house rent, school fees, medical bills and so on. What happened to all the billions you claimed they were worth?

I won't be surprised if Wizkid starts begging for food in 5 years time.

Afrowits blacknp Golan007 Factcheck0001 chrisxxx what do you have to say about your fellow yolloba mozlems eating humans?

GbemiTrabaye01:
Go for the second option. That option A is gonna be boring.

Na dem be dis
The dramatic ghetto horde that can't mind their business. Busy bodies, troublemakers, gossips and jobless marabouts.

Modernity scares them.

Another celebrity beggar from Afonjawood is unleashed

Next month, they will release a list of top 10 billionaire celebs and 9 of them will be afonjahs but they are always begging for crumbs.


Bloody poverty-stricken noisemakers

Money does not fit afonjahs cuz they usually make it look disgusting. Poverty, hardship or prison fits them better.

Typical Afonjah celebrity that gains relevance by fighting instead of actually doing the profession they claim to be.

Seun prove your patriotism and unrestrict my image upload limit so I can upload pictures of our leaders past

Amoda Ogunlere (Current President)

Muhammadu Buhari (2015-2023)

Goodluck Ebele Jonathan (29 May 2010 to 29 May 2015)

Umaru-Musa-Yar-Adua (29 May 2007 to 5 May 2010)

Olusegun Obasanjo (29 May 1999 to 29 May 2007)

Ernest Shonekan (26 August 1993 to 17 November 1993)

President Shehu Shagari (1 October 1979 to 31 December 1983)

Azikiwe Nnamdi (1 October 1963 to 16 January 1966)

Factcheck0001:
he's on official assignment which u ain't blind to

Tell him to visit his family once in a while
Spend time in his home state

Factcheck0001:
but wike dealt with Igbos

Igbos are still in Igboland
Why is Wike hiding in Abokiland?

odejimioflagos:
Wike no dey play at all.

The man is coming for FCT like a bulldozer.

Because he has no choice.
When a neighbour loses an argument or fight they start cleaning everywhere and singing loudly as a coping mechanism.


Fubara dealt Wike a serious blow that has him working overtime.

When T Pain said we should leave petrol for gas, I knew it was about to increase.

Always do the opposite of what Nigerian politicians say if you want to succeed.

He went to pick olosho and was arrested
Fear konji