₦airaland Forum

Tovot:
Not only hypo o, you ld buy konkon that is used to wash those big party cooking pot,buy soda soap and soak it in hot water,then drink it when it melts,the water must be very hot o,so alll those bad thoughts will be removed.Then drink this local bleach, its white coloured ,it will make your mind pure and white.after all these,use the kankan to wash your stomach. You musnt eat before and after washing your mind.

jbluv55, joor o, I like seeing u everyday like dis eh! dis advice, odikwa risky

Jbluv55:
Which is why we go just go there go vote for person wen sabi wen we sabi

abi o, na now dem go know say our own no be popularity contest

KiddaBlingzz:
thank you o. This AfricanApple and Rozzay na die


yess boss. More like a screening excercise after which 25 of the contestants will make it to the competition proper

una too much abeg, makes it kind of boring cos I can't be reading all d info about 46 pple, who get dat kain time

dre11:
Come here and complete ur statement ooo

Because it's better to hear the full just than just having ideas.. ..

thinking is a good exercise for the d brain

Jbluv55:
Impossicant . Na with that your tiny waist you wan take molest me? .

na im be say u never jam, na wen e happen, u go know say khaki no be leather

dre11:
Sorwie
I need to have cleared the bed of books, may palmtop, papers and jotters before I did invite u.. .
U can't blame a brother that do some research..... All this would be found in his bed..


Btw.... Where did u sleep yesterday night because I heard u stayed in the bar

I didn't sleep in d bar o, how can I? u want Jb to

KiddaBlingzz:
when did apple start killing na? Even it it does, the 'AfricanApple doesn't

its not d apple but too much of enjoyment

KiddaBlingzz:
Sir jbluv55. Morning.


Please i need to eat an AfricanApple sir. Don't forget to add a lil Rozzay to step it down

all these guys eh! too much enjoyment can kill

Jbluv55:
I don face my work o.....*brushes past the apples and runs away*

if I rape u now dem go say I wicked

Truckpusher:
Lmao
Trust me, they are controlling and they like to dominate.
Tell me ,do you have a boyfriend yet?

question

yes I have a lovely bf

dre11:
Iwo ni mofi jor.....
Mafi bread komi ni obe mu


Better come and sleep because I no wan hear ur epistles in the morning again

dat bed dat is full of....

leave me alone, my mummy will beat me

Truckpusher:
If you meet an angry guy,please run away.
They'll always be angry and woe betides you if you somehow was responsible for their anger.

u are so funny


i will heed to your advise

agabaI23:
Haba, Shoprite no dey carry fake naa. Lemme run before they close...

its ghosts u will find there

Jbluv55:
You sef dey carry those two African Apples waka dey dangle am for my face, you nor sabi say na temptation .

no be my fault say e dey shake o, na god do am like dat, so just turn face


and face ya work

dre11:




And if person no do now.. ..... Una go dey complain....

*******women and their palaver*****

onirokuro ni e

Truckpusher:
Honestly there are people you come across in your life and all you could do save to yourself and people around you lots of tears is to run away.
I'm tired of trying to save the world.

lmao


u can't save the world, but if u save just one person who is worth saving, u will be satisfied

agabaI23:
That's a good starting point. I will have to the market and buy pampers first.

make sure its d original one.

kingphemy:
Following...

unless u don't wanna learn, grab a book and a pen and start writing

welcome to the school of Hausa language

gottoboy:
Αм fully interested! From ᵗᴴᵋ scratch

I know, dats why I mentioned u.
what u have to do is, make a list of the words u will like to know their meaning and tag either of these people : PARETOMASTER, jbluv55, snowprince07

Truckpusher:
This isn't a joke jb.
I've never seen a girl that is so angry with everything.
even my little expensive pranks that put smiles on the face of ladies that I've come across was to her a no go area.
Na so I run for my life

She calls me everyday trying to sound nice but I ain't that stewpid to run along with an angry woman.

that is why I say, d road of life never has a bus top unless at your death.

u have never come across such woman but u did today, dat is +1 experience u have added your long list of experiences in life

but, I think instead of u to run away from such lady, come closer to dem, do d little u can to help unless of course u don't know what tovdo

Jbluv55:
Na TDB I wan do o .

I go visit our hausa class tomorrow .

wetin be TDB, u know say I be Bush girl


no p na, dat jacabii guy is really serious,

Jbluv55:
Na so we dey do am o . Make I con siddon btw the two of you make I dey chop AfricanApple for one side dey drink Rozzay for the other side

enu e ti fe. too much enjoyment dey kill man pikin o,