₦airaland Forum

Donkabiru:
Omo, mo n trip fun e joo. As i dey so, na ghost mode i dey. I just wan make u know.

just be careful so that you won't fall and break your packs o cos if happens I won't even look at u twice

Jbluv55:
That Oyinbo technology dey good for one side and bad for another side but we nor too get choice sha .

I no sure say we get any choice at all. omo...no, brother... this one wey u never sleep by this time so, wetin dey keep u na

Jbluv55:
You better keep those lips sealed o .

they look more beautiful when opened

Donkabiru:
You are corn o

ah wetin dat one mean o

Jbluv55:
In that case, na voice note me I need from you o .

voice note indeed

Jbluv55:
Well I don't select a gender to get attached to. I take everyone as they present themselves and some made different kinda first impressions. I guess that's where the issue lies, first impressions last a long while for me.

Erm.....*clears throat*......ok let me confess o......I'm actually a non-human o . I'm a faceless and genderless Kryptonite .

ah! lips sealed

Jbluv55:
My own sef na master for that levels o. Once I type any strange name for the first time, e don learn new word be that o. The next time I start to dey type something similar, suggestion don show be that .

no mind all these oyinbo technology

Jbluv55:
E remain inside pot o, make I serve you?

Well, having stayed in the North you'll get to realize that rice is the most commonly consumed food either as it is, or pounded into tuwo shinkafa or made into kunnu shinkafa .

a beg serve me, not too late to eat

true that, I really like tuwo shinkafa but kunnu shinkafa, nope.

where in d north do u stay

Jbluv55:
Yinmu

You too werin?

waiting to see d pin shire so dat we can be sure she (f)

Jbluv55:
FIXED! .

whenever I type caseless, dis my phone will change it to ceaseless, I gotta add d name to my dictionary

Jbluv55:
LOL@ sexy belly . I nor dey belch like that o.

Na beans and rice with plantain jare. Rice is my favorite food but I don't fancy eating it alone these days. Balanced diet tinz

see better combination o. and u did remain for me, not fair o
I really don't know how rice can be anyone's fave.

balanced diet is a sure way of eating healthily

Donkabiru:
Ok na.

what did you mean by ceaseless heart was broken? who broke d heart? and is d heart made of glass is d heart not strong enough, as in is it chinko and what did he do afterward, pack d broken heart and threw them away or glued them back

SpcAgtOko:
Don't let yourself get attached to them based on gender. AfricanApple said it best... Some people are too quick to send PMS based off of a letter beside a name and a picture of a person that could or couldn't be them.

Now... With that said... Can I please have proof that you are indeed a male... A *ahem* picture would suffice. ... Please hold a sign that says "SpcAgtOko is my One and only"

funny u, special agent, me too

passionate88:
Simple. When some guys call some ladies fish brain, they don't know why they call them that. You want a God fearing man, yet you want him to be good in bed, and we all know practice made perfect.. How do you expect him to be good in bed when he is a God fearing man?. Na players all those girls go continue to meet.. As una say we wey short, yellow, not too ugly and broke brothers no fit una, na d players una go dey meet . I dn vex sef

calm down uhn, no matter how it seems, there are still some women out there who don't give a F about height, biko stop cursing like dat its not right.

Dygeasy:
Good Evening Ladies,

A mail ahas been sent to each of you on the next step of the contest.

Quote this post upon receipt.

Regards,

Dygeasy

received

sameer1212:
lolz... good day sir, sorry hv not been online since yestanight, hv to travel to ph for some special stuffs sha. hw market na? were are my girls na?rozzay n africanApple?

my dear I'm here o, gallant as ever. how was pH, hope u accomplished your mission

Jbluv55:
Mo wapa o . Just relaxing after having my first major meal today

I can imagine you rubbing your sexy belly in a circular motion and belching once in a while

what was d meal

just two days ago, my madam was telling me these same things

Donkabiru:
He is heart broken

How we dey do the miss nl na?

its still nomination and verification s
dats going on. later they are gonna create a campaign thread, that would be d beginning

all most all of dem are still beautiful without make up, MU only makes dem look more beautiful

jmoore:
Tell them. Most of them that want godfearing men are in test driving ministry.

that's funny, true though

Jbluv55:
Hehehe. You know guys' brains have been programmed to chase after chics, so you can't blame them much . If men always had to wait for a third party to introduce them to chics, then people would never meet .

Notwithstanding, I think you are right about exercising patience/familiarizing oneself with the opposite sex before sending a PM . It should be noted however, that frauds will always do what it takes to achieve their aims including being patient too. It is well o.

it is well indeed we will survive, everyday for the the if one day for the owner yeye pipo

omo iya, ba won I jare ati wifey nor

LaurelP:
Which fruit?
Apple or orange?

it should be apple

normally u can't know who is God fearing, cos anyone could pretend to be god fearing. I really don't know what those ladies mean when they say 'a god fearing man' but what's d use of saying dat when u both cannot abide by a simple rule dat god laid down: no premarital sex (according to d bible and Quran)

I don't care about all that, just show good characters: kind, caring, generous, etc, and these characters must be to others not just to me, if u are good to me and bad to others I won't take it.

besides, u want god fearing man, are u god fearing?

says who? some people are better off without marriage

am I d only one noticing dat ceaseless is scarce? where art though

Jbluv55:
Here you go ma'am .

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Which scary one did you see o .

one kain one like dat, looks like it was still alive with its beak open, infact it looked like it was chasing a hen

Jbluv55:
Well, I personally ain't guilty of that but all the same, I'm not against those that send the PMs. I believe that a chic mustn't necessarily create a thread to tell us that she is available. Rather, by putting a profile pix and indicating that She's single during chats is enough to tell interested guys that she is available.

But of what use is putting a display pix, indicating you're single and then routing any mails to the mailbox of another guy?

I'm not saying sending a girl pms is bad, but u see one fine pics today u send pm see another one tomorrow u send pm, another one d day after... and so on, dats very bad. u should send Pms to ppleu are familiar with

and seriously all these impersonators need to be seriously dealt with, they are not different from yahoo yahoo boys

tsmall:
Maybe that's because the male folk can't do without female folk?

haha, perhaps but I believe d females can't do without d males as well but we aren't so crazy about u guys

Truckpusher:
Even AfricanApple never give me this kain kiss sef

Na wetin madcow dey enjoy be this? No wonder the man come here come dey fool himself

ah ah, dear, don't allow her seduce u with dat kiss o

a berra one awaits u here

temigracie:
Bae!


Hehehehehe

We call that cheating.... Shey we should start world war 5 here ni?

; D okay o, I give up

joseph1832:
AfricanApple? Well I honestly don't know who made you her lawyer or her adviser on media and publicity!. And I believe she's got hands so if she want me, all she gotta do is pm me. LMAO.

is that all?