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Jbluv55:
Yawwa! Wanna yayi kyau sosai, mallaman mu. Ki kokarin . Yaya gida?

Translation: Yes! This is very good, our teacher. You tried. How is your house?

Sannun Ku anam yaaran makaranta da su malama/malami. I na gasua.

Translation: Una Weldon here o school students and teachers(females/males). I greet you.

Question: I often confuse mallama with mallami. Which is for male and which is for female? Paretomaster, Silkmoth33, snowprince07 et al pls assist.

its mallam for male, mallama for female. I know dat cos i'm a Muslim.
I think anything mallami has to do with mother tongue

omolizzy:
Ina uni mallama,yaya aiki,yaya Hutu. Tanx for d observation u are appreciated maam

u are welcomed

sanu, ya jiki

SpcAgtOko:
Hehe do you have something against caseless?

nope.

Jbluv55:
Oh! Its a herbal drink then gotten from herbs like bitter leaf(ewuro) or its counterparts(owuro, efinrin etc)

though I do not know where its gotten from but def not from bitter leaf, its not even as bitter as bitterleaf but its physical effect is very very strong. eh ehn they use it for people dat have giri i.e convulsion, I think dats where d name is gotten from. ask your folks about it, they should know it

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Caseless:
blackism is th spirit and that is why she's called africanapple. Wetin b that medicine wey u de talk?

u no be Yoruba na, so u no fit know am

Jbluv55:
Nah! Wetin be elegiri o?

its a medicinal drink. if u take it eh, all ur body will move giriiiii. I'm surprised u don't know it its green in colour

my mum use to give us if we are vomiting. its good for so many things

naughtylagosguy:
Why am I mentioned here? I believe born2fuck, pussyeater and AfricanApple are funny monickers.

hmmm? that name actually serves as a salivator..

arttysticfyngaz:
I'd like to state first and foremost that my Moniker on Nairaland is born out of my Innate Ability to be creative with my fingers. In the same vein,many others on this forum bear names with a meaning. But contrary to this trend, many others have chosen to bear very comical, hilarious or Weird Names that might sometimes leave you wondering what kind of Person(s) they are in reality.

Enough of the talk. Check out these Monikers

1.Cowleg

2.Wristwatch

3.NaughtyLagosguy

4.Koboko69

5.Deepfreezer

6.Caseless

7.Not4sure

8.Publicenemy

9.Bigcake &

10.Ebola just to mention but a few.

Who do You think bears the funniest Name on Nairaland

Add to the above list.

ROFL, damn funny names

smellmyfart sounds gross

Xcapist:
Hahaha, I've also tried to see it that way, but since people and their cultures and accompanying behaviours have been changing since time immemorial, should we expect another testament? A modern testament of sorts, since some of the NT still isn't exactly perfect or well suited for today's modern world?

Is it wrong to ask questions? Does it offend God?

are u an atheist? or a christian who is just curious about god?

Jbluv55:
True but if the essence isn't lost. The fun part is when anything being discussed still puts the main topic into consideration . Meaning that we should understand that others may be coming to that class because they TRULY want to learn .

I've seen what you just did, so I'll be back in class soon .

yopee, *gives him a hug*

Jbluv55:
Here you go ma'am
https://www.foodandwine.com/assets/images/fw2006_c_findingnemo.jpg/variations/HD.jpg
So how's your day coming?

dat drink looks like elegiri, u know it?

Caseless:
where i come from, we chop everything apple-like either made, plucked, cooked or even drawn on a paper . So, i'm not ready to let this olivine apple lie in the basket. *munches apple*
as for ur hausa teacher; dont worry, u can have two hausa teachers.

u will end up breaking ur teeth.

I don't want that kind of Hausa teacher that would say I will teach u math join.

gatiano:
exactly brother, you brought out the phrase correctly. but most don't know, most think they know but they don't and that is the only problem with black people. the few that understand must make the rest see and understand how great they were , is and will ever be and this is true. the blackman or woman wants to be like everybody else but theirself. somewhere in acts said, and from one blood came all nations. who has the most dominant gene in the world? black. before light there was darkness. we all came forth from the darkness, everything in the universe came from darkness, even GOD. Greatness starts from love for oneself.

I'm a (f)

well, its difficult for those who understand to make d dumb ones see anything since they believe they know better than them.

black and darkness are two different tinz, could be far apart. and u even went far with dat example, talk about civilization, before, i never knew civilization started with d Africans, I was surprised wen I learnt of it. d whites could have been worshipping us if we wanted to.

*clears throat* good morning ladies and gentlemen, this thread started so well and now I can see it dying little by little due to unecessary derailment. I'm calling on d good people of this school to come make it grow so that everyone will benefit immensely from it.

ask whatever u wish to know and tag paretomaster, jbluv55, snow Prince, donvidar and silkmoth they will always give u d meaning. thank u

jacabi
joslyn
psalmizt
mizmycoli
rapzino
harlos
xtarxyhne
kellyjames5
omolizzy
etc etc

godbless u all as we make dis class a progress

Jbluv55:
Haha . Badt gal . I don't have wet dreams o .

About the class, you contributed to derailing it and which is why I left without any further comments. I abhor derailment with a passion because I know it usually ends up in insults and flaring tempers.

You as the OP is supposed to press the report button when you see such derailment because a thread loses its value once derailing is allowed @ all .

I never thought of it dat way o, I just felt there should be fun amid d seriousness.
but I'm going there right now to do smtin abt it

daveP:
hmm. Nt all actually. Thats why i love statistics to make a point. (emphasis on 'Nt all')

my bad, it cant ever be all but its majority.

Jbluv55:
Cool

I slept o after you people scattered our class with loff loff

u slept? u must have dreamt of special agent, hope your boxers did not wet too much wen u woke up

I will try to rehabilitate that class.

good morning

SpcAgtOko:
You were meant to be together.

Nairalands newest couple

trouble maker caseless and AfricanApple

ma'am, I'm I seeing or sensing matchmaking here?

Caseless:
a beautiful apple shld b eaten and not left in d basket. U are green? I like that. Jst checked ur profile to check, i'm convinced of ur outlined features.
U even have a thread asking to b taught hausa. Look no further.

ROFL, not my own apple cos I was not plucked, I can't be bought, I was made.


the Hausa thread? that has gone a long away and I got me a good teacher, so, thanks

Caseless:
yes...

I'm a beautiful intelligent African apple that cannot be eaten cos i'm made of gold, I'm green, luscious and ermmmmm.... what will I even say again sef

Jbluv55:
Hahahaha . O ti e ranti oruko mi . What's happening tonight?

my dear nothing o, I just dey where I dey

what have u been up to

dre11:
That one no reach mah house.

Maybe that nah why I no see the thing self


Where u go since morning

omo, no be for Nairaland them born me o. just trying na take some daily leave


how are u

Caseless:
africanapple, who da blessed are u?

you wanna know who da blessed I am?

dre11:
Abeg nah which network u call self and which network u use call

e be like say na airtel

Jbluv55:
Mami AfricanApple bawo ni?

mo was pa o jibola, Iwo n ko

blackprowler:
You are right. That's why Nigerian problem is the society. The society's standards and values. People align themselves to what their society has defined as right. If you decide to stand on what you believe is right, you'll run into A LOT of problems, one of which you just outlined. Nigeria is a sick country; sick society. Our problem is not government. Bad government is one of the end result of our sick society

u are so right @ u will run into alot of problems


I'm telling u it will take like a thousand years to solve dis issue