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Shehu was in class 3 in 1983 . His teacher always yelled at him, calling him "a waste of conception, time and space. And a sure failure in life ". One day, poor Shehu's grand mother came to school to check out how her grandson was doing. The teacher told her quite frankly that she had never seen such a dumb boy all her life; and advised her to withdraw and enrol him under an artisan , because formal schooling for Shehu would be a total waste of time and money . The grandmother, shocked at the teacher's remarks, withdrew her grandson from the school and relocated to Maiduguri . 25 years later the teacher was diagnosed with a brain tumour. All the doctors she met advised her to do surgery. And only a certain doctor in the whole of Nigeria (practicing in Maiduguri) could perform this procedure. Left with no alternative, the poor teacher agreed to have the surgery performed . Fortunately, It was successful. When she awoke hours after the surgery, she saw a handsome young doctor smiling down at her. She wanted to thank him but could not speak . She looked sideways and suddenly began to express shock & anguish , her face started to turn pale ; she frantically made attempts to raise her hand and tell him something but couldn't. She struggled, she fought hard ... Till she gave up the Ghost and died . The young doctor was shocked . He tried to find out what went wrong . Eventually he found out that itwas our dear Shehu (now working as a cleaner in the hospital) who had disconnected the lady's ventilator to connect his phone charger . Wait... You thought that Shehu became the doctor ? If I hear ....

Upnepaa:
so you can rock this type of wedding

kissty:
do u use spectacles in d dark?

Babe2sure:
Its a long time, indeed. Happy sunday to everyone.

zyzxx:
. Yes ma present ma

Lero15:
You didn't mention me

fajani:
I don't want Ashawo for my thread..... Actually my thread was referring to stupid goat like you who has turn their Pussycat to business venture..... You get expiring date, your pussycat will soon be outdated there will be no data to update it. ...

fajani:
you still don't know the reason why you are having more than 5boyfriends

fajani:
Imagine...... I see the reason of lost sense here

Segadem:
What is your achievement? She was 8th fastest woman in the whole world.

daveP:
so simple an answer? Youve no done your homework then.

1)best verse?

2)which line stuck a chord?

3) the one you liked better- 1st(your ans)


(rubs fingers expectantly)

daveP:
Both were for you!!! Surprised you thought only 1 was. Lets get started anyway. (to myself) she don enter one chance papapa.

daveP:
a lil assignment, go thru your mentions. Twill be there. My diary

hope thy sleep speaketh that which was peaceful and sweet?

Freemanan:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LOVE....




MUAHHHHH... See your gift.

Trypa:
No blush to much o everywhere is turning green now

daveP:


still adjusting, not yet used to. (drops a tray in front of her) maybe after today, i can.


So where do i start (notices a beam on her face) uh, yeah, tis all for ya.


The lines you liked the most


which of the two you prefer more?


Which verse stuck a chord?

we can start from there