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This man has really dealt with the entire country. If na before, You will see Igbo vs Yoruba banter in this thread but now is only Yarimo and some accounts believed to be paid account that u will see supporting this man. This has really shown that suffering knows no tribe

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Lifeless101:
I am an Accountant without an ICAN certificate.

At my 7 years as an Accountant, you couldn't believe that I can't secure any accounting job of 150k or above.

Fast forward from 2024 to now when I said to myself that I must breakthrough in this accounting field and secure a bigger job.

What did I do?

I searched through the Internet, I joined Whatsapp classes on Accounting, I read and practiced a lot on my personal computer, I am a guru in computer though, I mastered Excel, I trained when data analysis came out and mastered it, I learned financial modeling through different channels including ChatGpt, I learned Power Bi and I am currently learning Python for Data Analysis.

In the middle of 2025, I landed my first 200k job as an accountant. I delivered on the job and I didn't relent, I continue studying and also studying ICAN Materials for Professionals.

With all my efforts and what I have done, in April 2026, I landed an Accountant job of 300k salary.

As at today going forward, I have been applying for jobs of 500k and above.

So, as a young graduate and someone who wants to scale through in his or her field, what I will advice you is to take your studies seriously.

Build models and system that company's can use to solve problems.

This month, I have received 3 job offers but guest what? I declined them all.

When I see that my ideal job, I will eventually take it and it will be a CFO job.

Keep studying and updating your CV

I am a young accounting graduate. Can we link up ? I need some things to add to my cv

Interested

2Ballz:
The cause of penile detumescence before penetration may likely be normal or abnormal.

NORMAL CAUSES:
- relationship problems or conflict
- occupational stress
- poor sleep
- performance anxiety
- history of childhood abuse or molestation
- medication-induced
- medication abuse

ABNORMAL CAUSE:
- chronic illnesses like hypertension, diabetes, SLE, thyroid problems
- BPH
- age related (?age)
- hormonal changes relating with high prolactin and estrogen levels in the blood though testosterone seemed normal
- varicocele

Why are you worried about this?

I am having this problem. I met a new girl which I have the intention to marry. When I tried to have sex with this girl, my dike go flaccid, I tried again with taladafil 20mg prescribed by a Doctor and same thing happened again. Since then, I no longer have morning erection. My mind is always on my dike and each time the erection try to come and my mind go there, my dike will just go flat. I need serious help. Another thing is I ones masturbated in the past. I have been having poor sleeping habits for sometime too.

SolaFide:
Any underlying root cause?
Any infection?
Any ill health you are battling with?

I masturbated before but I have stopped since 1 month now. I don't have any sickness that I know. I don't get morning erection again.

How can I cure weak erection?

Hello Urologist in the house, what could be the cause or Rising and falling of Penis B4 penetration. My BP, testosterone, cholesterol are all good. I noticed I can't sleep past 1am in the night and I will wakeup. If I stand up, my penis will go down

chilax001:
I started masturbating for over 15years and at a point my private part begin to go down quickly when i am having intimacy with a woman. i have been worried and just last month i have been taking different medications untill i came accross the herbs Coco samba, i have made a thread about it but i just want to create another for people to truly believe me. the herb is very powerful and my dick is strong like rock. you can give it a try today

Bro, were u able to get solution ?

LillyandDaisy:
Yes, those Women have everything when it comes to herbs

How can I get same herbs please?

Pukkalolo:
The day my first girlfriend left me, I thought my world had ended.

After one small argument, she sent the cold text: “I’m no longer interested.”

Just like that. Relationship over… Ah

I was shattered. I couldn't eat. I couldn't sleep. I walked around like a dead man for months.

But do you know what truly destroyed me?

She moved on like I never existed. Like, within days this girl was already posting new guys on her status… smiling, laughing, looking happy and refreshed. While I was there dying in emotional pain.

So I went online to search: “Why do women move on faster than men after a breakup?”

The two answers I found sounded smart:

#1. “She already broke up with you emotionally long before she left you.”

#2. “Women cry freely, talk to friends/family about it, and process their feelings faster.”

I believed that nonsense.

Until life proved it wrong with real experience.

After dealing with more women, I discovered the uncomfortable truth:

She moved on so easily because she never invested anything serious in me.

Especially FINANCIALLY.

Think about it.

If a woman was spending her own money on you… paying for things, investing in your life, giving you financial support…do you think she would bounce back like nothing happened?

Hell No.

She would be in serious pain. She would probably even drag the breakup for months or years, constantly reminding herself, “After all I did for this guy…”

But when she has zero financial investment? She walks away light. Zero losses. Off to the next simp...


Imagine a sinking ship.

The people who panic, fight, cry, and do everything possible to save it are the ones who put their money into it: THE INVESTORS.

The passengers who just bought a ticket? They simply jump into the next available boat with zero sorrow. They lose nothing.

Your relationship is that ship.

If she never invested real money in it… then to her, the relationship is just a cruise. Nice while it lasted. When turbulence comes, she jumps ship easily and boards the next one with fresh excitement.

Be wise brothers…

I have a girl am currently dating and she is mummy girl but she doesn't have money. How do I make her invest?

mayorall:
2024 csr for your reference

https://www.nairaland.com/8293294/1m-naira-corporate-social-responsibilities

As part of our Corporate Social Responsibility (CSR), Mayorall will be giving out 4 pieces of 8th Gen Touchscreen x360 laptops to 4 eligible Nairalanders
.

I appreciate this opportunity and Mayorall’s effort to support growth within the Nairaland community.

If selected, I plan to use the laptop primarily for business, research, and skill development. I am involved in real estate and agriculture, and having a reliable laptop will help me improve record keeping, market research, create better presentations for clients, manage online transactions efficiently, and learn digital tools that can expand my business opportunities.

Beyond business, I also use online platforms to learn new skills, participate in research opportunities, and explore ways to increase my income. A functional laptop will make it easier to access training materials, improve productivity, and compete for opportunities that require consistent computer access.

This laptop will not only help me personally by improving my ability to work and learn, but it will also contribute to my long-term goal of building sustainable income streams and creating better opportunities through business and technology.

I have remained committed to positive engagement within online communities, and I value environments where people support one another with useful information and encouragement.

Receiving this support would have a meaningful impact on my growth, and I would make practical use of the opportunity rather than let it go to waste.

Thank you for considering my application.

I

How much is this solar powered generator?

SparkleSix:
I don't know sha, vibecoding is not something you teach someone. Like, just type what you want the Ai to build for you and refine it from there.

Easy peasy.

Can u drop sample prompts u use to build one particular project from start to finish. Let me see how u use them. Can I drop my email to send it for privacy purpose ?

SparkleSix:
Well I was actually a Graphics Designer before I pivoted to UIUX then Backend dev then to Full stack.

That's like 7+ years across.

I still design even up till now as it was something I was so passionate about. I learnt Photoshop and Corel Draw when I was16 years.

My last design is below.

Bro, I want to learn vibe coding. Can u guide me ?

I'm just seeing this opportunity now. Is it still available? I read Accountancy Madonna University. If the opportunity is still available, I will like to try. If not, is there another one going on in another country? Pls I need someone to answer me l.

aremso:
Age 18-45
IELTS
Work experience do thorough gathering of your documents

Bro, I am within the age range. I'm 36yrs old. I don't know much about IELTS. help me list the documents needed. I will like to connect with you. This is my Whatsapp number 08032655418

I read Accountancy from Madonna University. I'm just seeing this thread now. I want to migrate to Australia. What and what is needed and how do I go about it ?

mctfopt:
https://www.nairaland.com/2357864/how-sell-imported-products-fast/6#45849525

This Judy Number still dey go on WhatsApp.

All the messages I sent to d numbers have not been delivered. Have you used them recently?

mctfopt:
I use third party shipper like Noniking for that

Ok bro, how do you contact them for discussion?

mctfopt:
I've forgotten NIPOST.

All my packages are now delivered by Speedaf, so far.

Can speedaf ship electric bike?

Which shipping company can ship electric bike from China to Nigeria?

What is the cheapest Sea shipping from China to Nigeria?

I

Akinpedia:
Since you already have a BSc, you have the "foundation"—now you need a "remote-friendly tool." Below are the best skills to learn in 2026 to land remote gigs, categorized by how long they take to learn.

The "Fast Track" Skills (2–4 weeks to start)

These have a low barrier to entry and are perfect for "holding body" immediately.

- Virtual Assistance (VA): Handling emails, scheduling, and basic admin for business owners in the US or UK.
- Tools: Google Workspace, Slack, Calendly.

- Customer Support (Remote): International companies need people to respond to chat and email inquiries.
- Tools: Zendesk, Freshdesk.

Social Media Management: If you can create catchy captions and use Canva, small businesses abroad will pay you to manage their Instagram or LinkedIn.

The "High Earners" (3–6 months to master)

These take longer but pay in "hard currency" (USD/GBP), which is the ultimate goal.

- Data Analysis: Turning raw numbers into reports. High demand in Fintech and E-commerce.
- Tools: Excel (Advanced), SQL, Power BI, or Tableau.

- Technical Writing: Explaining how software works. If your BSc involved a lot of writing, this is a goldmine.
- UI/UX Design: Designing how apps and websites look. You don’t need to code; you just need an eye for design.
- Tools: Figma (Industry standard).

Skill: Virtual Assistant

- Difficulty: Low
- Time to Learn: 2 Weeks
- Potential Pay: $300 - $700/mo

Skill: Data Analysis

- Difficulty: High
- Time to Learn: 3-4 Months
- Potential Pay: $800 - $2,000/mo

For data analysis, do know any good source for learning it fast ? My Bsc is in Accounting. Can we connect? This is my Whatsapp number: 08032655418

Akinpedia:
Make we reason this matter once and for all.

With the way the economy is going, this 2026—prices of everything from fuel to data hitting the clouds—everyone is looking for where the real money is. I was having a heated argument with some friends yesterday.

One is currently finishing his MSc (he already has a BSc), hoping it will land him a "Grade Level" job that pays maybe ₦400k – ₦500k.

The other guy dropped out of his Master's program 5 years ago to focus on Digital Marketing and Sales. Today, he’s a "Senior Lead" earning over ₦1.2 Million monthly, plus remote side gigs in USD.

It made me wonder: Is the Nigerian degree still a "ticket to wealth," or has "5 Years Experience" become the new Master's degree?

In some sectors like Oil & Gas or Civil Service, they won't even look at you without that MSc. But in Tech, FinTech, and Creative industries, a guy with 5 years of solid experience is "bossing" people with PhDs.

Let’s settle this:

In your industry, who gets paid more? The one with the heavy "Paper" (MSc) or the one with the "Street Cred" (5 Years Experience)?

If you had ₦5 Million today, would you use it to get an international MSc or use it to build 5 years of experience/business in a high-demand skill?

Oya, let's hear your raw experiences. No "long grammar," just the reality of the 2026 Nigerian labor market!

Which skill will you advice someone with bsc but unemployed that can get him remote gigs to use and be holding body.

SmartPolician:
The thing is that tech can absorb so many people because it's an enabler - it's used to drive other industries. But tech is most likely experiencing its last boom before artificial intelligence renders techies useless.

I'm forecasting this will happen in the next 15 - 20 years. AI research labs are now paying their workers handsomely because those employees are building projects that will take their place. Some pay as high as $150 per hour while others pay $500k per annum.

Which ai skill can I learn and make money?

I want to learn programming and I need a mentor who is compassionate enough to be directing me

SourYoghurt:
WHAT IS MY GOAL IN DOING THIS?

I see all my career egbon and majority are with writing SpringBoot or .NET and they live the kind of life i admire and want so, who know my case will not be different.
1. I want to become a proper fullstack developer with two languages JavaScript(React, Svelte and TS) for FE and Java(SB) for BE.

2. I want to develop for enterprise and JavaScript does not seem like a language that will give me that opportunity(Even if it will, I won't be interested in using it because I am "bored" of the language, I need to chase a new high of another language).

3. I believe, I want to explore life outside JS ecosystem.

4. "I did it before, I can do it again" the learning curve of Java is steep so I believe if i spend the next 10 months which is over 1,500 learning and building stuff, I might get lucky again and get an enterprise job, my target market are eastern EU, some Latin America countries, Kenya(I am in my Nairobi arc lately), Kremlin and a few local Banks and Fintech in Nigeria .

Can you be my mentor?

cj1080:
My brother, at this age i have a lesson i have leanrt that i can impact to you.

If you regularly keep at something, you will get throuh it
Like a stream running through a mountain
The stream kept testing and test till one day it got through an created a part
You are human, it is normal for us to avoid looking back
We are not good at look behind us or checking our past.
But if you can develop the habit to go back and try and try and try again
Success awaits beyond the dawn

Can you be my mentor?

Mrcashout247:
I have a job for you .if you are good at predicting games or good at forex trading .i have a group where you will work with other good predictors or forex traders and you will be making profits for our foreign investors and companies.if you are interested message me on Whatsapp 09069200184
Dont miss this chance to make connections with others that are good in this

And please to don't message me if you are not good.i am only picking the best of the best

Add me to d group please. I want to participate in betting and trading not prediction.

If south West got 812 and North got 651, so South East and South South is left with 298. There is God ooooo