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Mikel go be bintu " ijapa ori oda", no hating plz....

This is 2015 and it's too early to start but pictures of the bar, the man before and after been stabbed, the knife, picture of him driving to the hospital, on the hospital bed and finally the map of the world showing Brazil and indicating Agua or ADONBILIVIT .

The poster above me is probably passionate about his dictionary instead of any girl to avoid a discombulating occurence .
Oga I hail ooo...

She claimed to be a virgin... In fact I've decided not to take some threads serious once I check the op... Sorry, wrong thread.

Beauty they say is in the eyes of the beholder... Someone U claim is ugly might be a damsel before another person, at least monkey no fine but him mama like am. Everything about love is not and shouldn't be based on beauty, leave them (guys) that have decided to date the so-called ugly ladies coz it's their choices.

In as much as I have taste, I don't crucify anybody for not having the same taste with me.

U could have involved a nairalander in the agreement ... I mean why did U decide to go familiarize urself with a boyfriendless girl when ur relationship was a secret with her sister? Why didn't U set up a blind date between her and any of ur male friends? Moreover; didn't U see the handwriting on the wall for U to backoff immediately?

Op u've enjoyed two different pu*sies from the same roof, I hope U used protection coz another "kasala" fit burst for ur head nah then U go know say the thunder wey wan fire ur prick don dey do push up since U started d familiarity.

U never informed us before embarking on this journey but now that u've caused enemity between two sisters U remembered nairaland, well this is my advice; CUT EVERY COMMUNICATIONS BETWEEN THE TWO SISTERS COZ IT'S OBVIOUS NONE OF THEM IS READY TO LET GO, IF NOT, Otapiapia is not that expensive in the market. One of the girls fit use am as a spicy in the other girl's food.

If only am in her mind and her head, I would gladly tell U what U did and how U wronged her but since I am not, I think you that promised a single mother who is probably dying of "konjiolysis" one night without sex and fulfilled it should summon the courage and ask her what went wrong.

All the very best op.

In almost every girl's love life, there is / are backups. President (ex) has gone to service and possibly servicing another lady, so another guy needs to take over from the president's selfless service to her "punanety", been that U opened up to her then probably put U on top of her backup list.

Now it's the time to use option B and the dice is rolling towards ur direction, so do whatever U think is right but note; U are most likely not the only available option.

keandre:
urs dey normal to u naw

hehe... Spirit of Arsenal

keandre:
ok

Yeah! My team lost too, just trying to catch fun and feel better. Happy New Year Sir...

keandre:
abeg m4gunners wetin dz guy dey yarn?

I dey yarn in Kane's voice

That moment when U ask about the scoreline between Tottenham and Chelsea and U are told 5-3 in favour of Tottenham, but U reply I don't believe the scoreline, I will ask God in prayers .

U can only run run run, sare sare sare , run run run pass Man City when U chop 5 ...

Krasid:
Are you gonna dance, if i tell you the scoreline.

Are U gonna dance o, if I show U the Kane .

In fact am no longer angry with Arsenal, looking at how our North London boy (Tottenham) is raping Chelsea without protection, I can only say IN ARSENE WE TRUST for today ...

That moment when U search the Google and ask " which teams were the first to lose matches in the EPL in 2015"? And the answer says; ARSENAL AND THEIR FELLOW MUMU CLUBS.

Damn arsenal... The club has been spoiling their supporters mood since 1800BC .

Happy New Year davep. Grabs my Nokia torch and starts recording the song as I sing, davep U ar simply the best. Congratulations to everybody on that list and Nairalanders as a whole, we made it into 2015 and we gonna make it till the end and more years in good health with great achievements.

Even Umu nnas and my Igbo brothers no dey eat draw soup on Jan 1st, I wonder who served Man utd players draw soup today .

Never give the job meant for men to boys, Stoke city sef

natureblack:
Rooney in the midfield is unproductive ...

he must be wearing protection, take him to the defence for effective styles.

chimerase2:
Sekem shoki sekem

Man utd fans be like " baby answer me ooo me ooo, baby answer me oooo"

I won't be surprised if one man utd player is substituted in this first half due to purging caused by over feeding.

Suljosh:
When stoke city at their best, I am close to Or.gasm.

sir this is new year, Stoke city please don't disvirgin man utd players now, it's too early...

Hehe... This is why playing on the 1st of Jan is not good for new coaches, who knows LVG might have over fed his players with new year rice and orijin .

God please touch the hearts and minds of these terrorists and their sponsors. Can't imagine people that shouted happy new year at exactly 12:00am this morning and decided to go for thanksgiving only to lose their lifes or find themselves in the hospital due to injuries.

R.I.P to the dead, may God reward those that doesn't want peace for Nigerians home and abroad in multiple folds according to their evil deeds. Amen!

Hehe... Some girls been making some guys fail in their quest for fulfilling their new year resolutions since the time of Western Region. What more can I say than, "all nah packaging" .

Congratulations and Happy Married Life to them... Checking the third pics, the guy beside Uche (the husband) come smile pass am sef, that moment when best man come dey dance pass the husband .

December 2014 was indeed glorious for our footballers, they were just getting married. Thank God for their lifes, since we're not going to AFCON I think they've gotten handful of somethings to keep them busy

Any man that's tempted with money to cheat will likely tempt others with money to cheat, what am I saying? A cheating partner is a cheater and even marriage might not change such people.

Dump his cheating A.s.s johr, is marriage the only thing that makes people happy in life? If yes! Then those whose marriages have failed or yet to marry have got nothing to live for. A single lifestyle is better than a miserable marriage.

As long as we live, we won't stop learning but the manners and approach in correcting others really matters alot. If only we can correct others the way we would loved to be corrected, I think there won't be any room for hard feelings.

Why continue to keep IN TOUCH with ur ex(es) when U can keep THE TOUCH for ur new lover?

I thought we normally say, " all things have passed away, behold all things have become new"? Op what happened to 2014? Why start all over in this 2015? .
Na WA oooo... I just hope op wasn't getting high on something cheap while others were in church praying .

HAPPY NEW YEAR OP AND NAIRALANDERS!