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Haywhymido:
Up chelsea - pride of london

Yes oooo.... It's for d fun of the game of football.

[quote author=shabyimulo post=29308854][/quote]u're welcome bruh... Just give urself time. With time if U don't want her to exist in ur life again even as a friend, it'll definitely be so. Thank God u've known and read about friendzone, that's the zone where u'll have call credit and data plan but U won't neither be able to call nor browse .

It sounds wrong, looks wrong, seems wrong, op it's wrong jare .

Indecency? Both men and women are guilty. I've got experiences to backup my claim with .

Op U bleeped up big time... Why would U wanna date a girl that has a spiritual mother when U don't have a spiritual father? abeg wetin or who be spiritual mother sef?
Don't U know that before spiritual children will date, their spiritual parents will have spiritual meetings in the spirit? .

Op put on ur sneakers and start jogging for ur life coz next one will be, she has a spiritual husband. But when will I fall in love sef even with someone who has a spiritual mother?

I've learnt my lessons that any relationship that is excuses bond will never workout.

Newkidoo:

I laughed so hard i almost shitt my pant..

hehe... Bros just go straight through the walkway, turn right and open the first door by ur left. That's the rest room, please change ur pant and make sure U don't pollute this room again

marieolae:
which mad person go read dis one na

... The same mad person who is madly concern about why his fellow mad girls don't like him even though they both share the same madness , did I answer ur question?

Nairaland is such a funny place where U see people with 10 posts and 5 topics, meaning they only show face when they have sh*ts to open as threads and posts twice on each sh*t they open .

Haha... Na WA ooo Una no see bible quotations for d post? That means it's possibly not for U hard core romance lovers but for my religious brothers . So, no one should badmouth this thread or drag it to the gutter.

Nice one op but I couldn't read it all .

oathman:
WHAT DID YOU MEAN?



WHO ARE THOSE DATING RUSSIAN GIRLS??

I mean not all Nigeria footballers will be lucky enough to be collecting thousands of pounds every week, that's big enough to date or marry foreign billionaires. At least with what he has, he did the needful. No time to waste, God Bless his home.

See as guys dey peep this thread ... Some chronic cheaters and girlfriend beaters among them be like " hmmm.... I need to make new year resolutions if this girl I've been stalking here in romance section will give me a chance", she just said NO to the question .

daveP:
Surely Mikel isnt part of Mou's future plans! He should go to Spain and enjoy flair. Maybe get back into his aTM role



autoMatic!!!


So na only My tean win for top 5. Now 33points. Who comes in January o-wenger ans?

hmmm... My brother that's a big question only Wenger can answer, how Arsenal has been relying on luck to gather points within the last three matches. Arsenal had been outplayed possession wise in the last three matches, better teams would've buried arsenal and we must not continue like this in 2015. Wenger plz do the needful...

Nah boobs be dt? It looks like balloons to me .

Happy married life Naija Messi... No be everybody get wetin ehn take to date Russian girls before settling down.

Why won't she eat her own vomit, nah Ebola vomit? It seems she needs cash and U need her cherries too, make both of Una eat Una vomit johr and stop confusing us.

Note: she's only gonna use U, so be smart and don't allow ur prick take control. Best of luck...

BluePearls:

Obviously

... Op never know say dos words comes before a demand (huge or not) is made .

Ur opinion isn't bad, but don't U think this is best opened for us as a new year resolution.

Hmmm... Nairaland ladies be like " it'll be easier for a camel to pass through the needle than for me (us) to upload my (our) before and after makeup pics.

Op thread don enter one chance, Nna ehn these ladies bad gann .

Lips sealed... I never fall in love with an outsider nah my cousin come remain? Abeg op do something about it before something do both of U. U'll know the effects of ur actions when pregnancy sets in by mistake.

When I was in secondary school, my English teacher liked giving me this topic ONCE BEATEN TWICE SHY to write an essay on it. Op are U familiar with this topic? If yes, then the babe too wrote an essay on the topic back in sec sch.

Another part of me says the guy was a mere part-time friend to the girl, she used him during her moment of heartbreak.
Girls been using the Devil to survive whenever Satan breaks their hearts since the time of Adam and Eve .

Supporter A: which type of gas is used for assisting n making accurate passes?
Supporter B: fabreGAS
Supporter A: How do u term dribbling past defenders with ease?
Supporter B: HAZARDous
Supporter A: What is meant by scoring goals for fun?
Supporter B: DieGOAL COSTA
Supporter A: have u ever heard about shielding the defence?
Supporter B: that's autoMATIC
Supporter A: what's the award for being brilliant?
Supporter B: an OSCAR
Supporter A: what's the other name for engine?
Supporter B: RAMIRES
Supporter A: what happens when you can't penetrate through Chelsea defence?
Supporter B: you become TERRYfied.
Supporter A: what is shining when being played out of position?
Supporter B: Earth-Peel-Coup-e'tat ie AZPILICUETA
Supporter A: what is running up and down without getting exhausted?
Supporter B: WILL.I.ANswer that one really? U know nah.
Supporter A: when u make a successful run past a forest of defenders with confidence, what can u say about it?
Supporter B: you are SCHURRLE a hero
Supporter A: when u defend and attack without blunder?
Supporter B: EVER-NO-VICE
Supporter A: which Hill is the hardest to climb?
Supporter B: caHILL
Supporter A: when u can't locate the clean sheet, u....?
Supporter B: Cech.
Supporter A: when the defence can't help solve the
situation, what's next?
Supporter B: bring the COURTois.
Hehehehe...

I'm an Arsenal fan!
Just having fun...

watered:
Bros when u get to lintel level you should be thinking of finishing the house na. Abi u no wan roof the house, do electrical fittings and plumbing work?

hmmmm... Bros nah TRUE U talk ooo, I just dey follow d post. Hehe... Plenty houses dey wey dem stop for lintel level, who knows whether nah girlfriends cause am or circumstances . Some girlfriends sef nah circumstances, date dem and u'll become a victim .

Ozil been assisting both males and females on and off the pitch since the time of Western Region .

If u've got the money, spend it... No bank In hell or heaven where U can withdraw and continue to spend once U are 6ft below.

Well Etcetera that is Nigeria music for U, we have the good, the bad and etcetera .

Spot on op... but the guy can still forget about having girlfriend until he raises his building up to lintel level if the girls won't allow him.

Hehe... Person don dey chop op as mugu since Jan 1st and dis is Dec 29th, damn.... Op wants to possess his possessions BY SLEEPING BY DRUGS.

Op it's U again? U'll soon run out of space for advert .

Nice one op... Just that some girls out there will still look U in the face and say " hmmm... Chinedu u are lying, u've got this money, why not spend it " .