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Edo Chics at it again?! una no go kill us o. And na una dey fine pass ehn. Which kind yawa


Guy, I don't know. Maybe u imagining things but could be real. U did something stupidd though; you just angered her the more when you were begging her to return it.

Lesson for all guys; if you were in his shoes when you discovered your boxers were missing and suspected she took it, don't call and ask her for it. Pretend like you didn't even know she came around. Call as if you are just "missing" her and felt like hearing her voice. Warm her emotions up again. make her cry with passion. Let her conscience challenge her for even thinking about hurting you. Then leave it at that. You aint getting back with her, but she can't hurt you either cos u're not "enemies" anymore.

keenn:
After that said event, I see her often with exortic cars...I reasoned she was from a wealthy family and stuff.

We see each other at random on campus, but those moment were not so comfortable for a re-introduction. Its either am busy with school stuff or she his in her car or walking dam fast.

What I mean to say his...she know my face...

She would be supervising my group next week. bin having troubles sleeping

What the heck is wrong with you? So you wooed your potential lecturer; big deal. In the end, she is still a lady and you are still a guy so you haven't done anything abnormal. Here's what you'd do now; wait till you actually attend her class or when she comes around. Make eye contact with her several times while she speaks. Not STARING at her o, I mean like you're really deeply interested in whatever lecture she's giving. Then after the class walk over boldly and speak in a casual sorry-for-the-crazy-shii-I-did kinda way. say "excuse me, I just wanted to apologize for the other day, I had no Idea you were a lecturer otherwise I'd have allowed my head do the thinking instead of my other head. Just wanted to apologize for that. hope we're cool" talk to her like you're talking to just another girl, not with any kind of added respect (this is to put her in her place and make sure u can still woo her again once she's no longer supervising your group) she would probably yes with or without a smile. Except she's a stupidd bittch- in which case just hiss and walk away. World war III don start be dat but u no send.


P.S; I must add that the only reason you are even walking up to her in the first place is to further deepen whatever potential connection you've managed to establish. otherwise, mptchew! who cares. But by doing this you would no longer be just another student and every time she speaks and you're eye-contacting her she'l be feeling a little nervous and may be avoiding your gaze. Ehen. oya just wait until she can't directly fuckkk your scores up anymore, then go for her.

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AyeeIdris:
How.? That is an eye, not 'i'. His name is Will Smith. That's a dog or at worst a tonuge. Those are fingers pointing. That's a cat, not a pussy....a cat. And the character in the movie Scream was called Ghostface. It's like seeing a picture of Freddie Krueger and saying Nightmare on Elm Street. No the picture will say Freddie Krueger. The character is Ghostface.

And I get what the Op means. Smartass.

I salute you! I see your point. And yes, I guess I was being a smartass

Frankly, Tall girls should be courted by tall/taller guys because even if you as the guy don't mind, society would make you mind by fire by force. Just like when an older woman is happily dating a much younger guy but she can't really go out with him cos our society (Nigeria) is retarrded that way. The only occasions where this would work well are 1, if the guy is Cee Lo Green or Bruno Mars OR 2, if the couple are living alone on some remote island.

AyeeIdris:
Eye Will Smith dog finger cat till finger ghostface

Dumbest try ever!!

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lekjons:
Trust me bro, i have many problems(which i wont disclose on NL), i'm always alone. deep in thoughts. i just login to NL whenever i'm so depressed(maybe to read/post something funny), and the urge to ... is so great!..
i'm not a funny person(generally), but i'm just trying to be funny online, so i wont die..





i'm sucidal!!

That's alright. Life does wicked things to people sometimes and it makes them wonder "what's the point sef!"

But have you been able to figure out EXACTLY why you feel depressed or suicidal? Not MANY reasons. It's usually just One big or small reason somewhere that triggers all the other reasons. So can you try to trace it? when did it start? what thoughts or situations always throw you into that mood? You also have times when you just feel excited, don't you? what thoughts or situations cause that. try to trace it down to ONE reason. you may trace it to financial problems or maybe loneliness, but that's seldom the actual culprit behind RECURRENT depression. Those are just triggers. cos when you do have money or make friends the thing would come out from a different angle again. Maybe you would suddenly realize you're too fat or too thin. But if you deal with the actual cause, you would discover that you have been capable of making money or friends all along; it was just your mind that was holding you back.

And, Nairaland is a faceless forum so I don't see any reason why u can't open up here. Truth is, only people you want to know you, can actually know you. The others would only know your mind, and maybe relate with it.

Cheers!

I see lots of miscreants/hawkers etc. on the streets and I think; It's not their fault mehn. They never asked to be born. They would have totally declined to be created if they had foreseen the kind of life they were coming into. Yet certain irresponsible people fxcked them into this world and then fxcked up their lives. Why? Did those individuals not think that they may not be able to cater for the kids? Were they out of condoms? or is it that they could not afford condoms (in which case they should be downright denied the right to have kids), or they WANTED TO PROVE TO THEIR FAMILY AND VILLAGE FOLK THAT THEY ARE INDEED FERTILE OR "BLESSED" (this is the reason I hate the most). You would put somebody through a lifetime of sorrow, intimidation and mental torture just for the sake of validation? Just because you want to be seen as fertile...blessed etc. Just to feel among or accepted? Selfish People!!

The problem is not illiteracy as much as it is tribalistic and cultural stupidity! People still believe that "the more children means u are sooo blessed" well ain't no problem having many kids UNLESS YOU DON'T HAVE THE NECESSARY FUNDS TO CATER FOR THEM! Even them Abraham and all those biblical role models were wealthy people. research it. Wealthy people! When would people get that it is so UNFAIR and INHUMANE to bring a child into a life of suffering and pain and loneliness? Its just like capturing people and turning them to slaves- they ain't got a choice do they? IT IS A CRIMINAL OFFENSE!

I've always thought a public-sensitization campaign or birth control should have been implemented long ago to check the population growth but it seems all those in power seats are just as ignorant on the subject as the masses they lead. Isn't it Pathetic?

What do you think?

valdes00:
bro, I ain't kidding.... can u send me glo recharge .... will go a long way in helping me out.. this is my number 08073041390... no b say because I post my number, una go cum dey disturb me wit calls... na card I dey beg for ooo... thanks in advance OP

Lol. Did you forget to write a back story? how u were robbed, or how a big stone fell from the sky and damaged all your property etc....#just saying.

ya'll don't get it do u? Well, its only those who feel it that get it. The rest of the world never really understands.

Reach out! Don't be dismayed.

lekjons:
ok, but don't just listen, do something!


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Loool. you're funny! But that aint a problem tho; I could send you the card if I wasn't damn sure you're just being funny. Lol. Anyway, sometimes all a person actually needs is just for someone to REALLY listen and not have that "ugh! we all have problems, deal with it!" kind of attitude. Some people have it all but still feel very lonely and empty inside. I've been there and out, and I know it could have killed moi. So I want to help anyone who may still be in there. Do you understand?

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softysparky:
So I should say he's ugly in order to make you feel good

You remind me of someone I used to knw. We were best friends (too young to be dating) way back before social media and all this email we have now. Then her family had to relocate to Canada. Then one day I realized I didn't even knw her surname. can u imagine! I wept...like Jesus. lol. I knw it ain't u but warefa! Do u like to read a lot? Would you like a Pen/phone/Email friend? Can I PM you? or PM me, either way.

P.S; I'm not the "obviously crazy" nigga on my profile, am actually the cool/quiet/gentle-but-with-a-very-crazy-side kinda guy


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rattlesnake:
Fantasy there is no nigeria girl like this anywhere on earth

Ode lason

Eeya! WHERE DO YOU LIVE MAHN?? Girls like this plenty for my side o. Models, Uptown Girls, or "uptown girlfriend" Welcome to my world!

These are the content of three ladies's bags...do you notice that SOMETHING is missing in all three? Can you state the missing Item?


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kamez:
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but above all, just make money and have lots of it in ur account...

trust me if u have cool millions in ur acc. na bank manager office u go dey make it transaction's.and besides ur acc officers will be at ur beck and call whenever u need them

...and they will bring you hamper on your birthday and also pay you courtesy visits that are actually uncalled for. yes, uncalled for

Jhenny:
are they all taken? They seem to have gone extinct. I miss being in love,i mean i would love to fall in love again but the men out there these days have all gone terribly bad. No commitment. All they want is sex sex and sex. Are there no good men willing to love you for who you are and wait till marraige. Must you sample?. I'm almost giving up on men but gosh,i miss being in love and i want to fall in love again but i'm worried. Seriously,are there still good men or are they all taken??

If feel your pain dear. This is exactly the question thousands of good guys are asking about ladies. isnt it ironic?

I hope ure cute tho cos ladies that call themselves "good" are usually not that attractive. i don't know why...dont shoot the messanger..just saying

qualified:
BF - NO
Husband - Yes
Though it also depends on the crime committed. Murder? Rot in there! Unless on self defence sha

wait o, If its ur husband u wont say "rot in there" even if na murder (not even self defence) so stop doing 007 shakara for us here. If you found that your husband that you love is actually a spirit, you would be very upset but u still won't want him to leave- love is blind like that.

ladyF:
Depends on the body...

You personally. Ur body. Shey u are a girl..

Which one stirs the imagination more? which one's more exciting/enticing? Or to put it in another way; which do you like better?


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