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Reincarnated: I no dey sick. Why u wan treat my by force?


Abi wait oh ...is it what i'm thinking . You'll play the nurse, i'll play the patient. Hmmm I LIKE

You better DISLIKE am sharp sharp.

[quote author=Jekyll & Hyde][color=#000033]Kikikiki *turns into Coartem* [/color][/quote]You self dey sick?
Why you dey shout coartem?

Reincarnated: Sweetheart, i'm hail and hearty

You better talk now, so that kslib go share he drugs with you.
@kslib, how you dey?
Get well soon o.

Reincarnated: Please I had a weird dream. why did I dream about this thread? So in my dream, Ella B had a thing for me (stale news) and its like I had a thing for her as well ( ).. All that was remaining was for me to ask her to be my girlfriend . We had already met...infact we were together in the dream. I was driving somewhere and she was in the car with me . When we reached our destination (can't remember the place), she asked me if I liked her and what the problem was. As I was about to answer (like finally ask her to be my girlfriend), a text message came in...and guess what guyz... it was from my ex wife . She said something about missing me (duh) and wanted to meet up. I became so confused on who to choose at that point (cuz I guess I liked them both).....so I woke up

I guess the moral of the dream is: Girls always fighting over me...story of my life

Oh yes, I was very very rich in the dream

Come, na which year you treat malaria last?
Cos this is obviously symptoms of malaria.

dre11: how, me wan kidnap person who is beside me both spiritualy and physically
sweetheart long time
how are you doing?

I know you are fine, i just needed to ask
see yah!

I dey fine o.
Na work dey keep me away.
Work is seriously eating me up(hectic).
I need a change.

[quote author=C'est moi]@Rein,welcome....missed yah.
@Danny,don't mind Dre.As for 'the thing',#coughs....erm erm erm,I don't know.Have a lovely weekend.
@Kslib,anytime you see this....get well soon.The Lord is your strength.
@Agbgift,welcome babes.....did Dre kidnap you to have all to himself?[/quote]Fear no go allow am kidnap me.

@kslib, please get well soon. Speedy recovery my brother.

Dannyxy: i miss you too , can we hug?

#Hugs him.

jovialjov: Wish you the best,Drift!!

I missed you

I missed you too.

Goodday all.
Its been awhile.
I left for couple of days came back to met over 40pages!
Which kind amebo una dey do, wey pages fly like that?
Any way I nor read.
I wish you all a happy weekend.

Na yeye dey smell follow this old man.
If to say na he wife push am fall, he for down call elders for village to fine the woman goat.
Its all fake fall jor.

dre11: Sweery sweetheart why na!
You just down my spirit for once

You shouldn't have spoil the name like that
after all Melvin never for one second spoilt the name of Melria, Millish or Msquare for once. He always loved their company.

Lets just enjoy the love this guys have shown too .......... .

Hahahahhaa
So you dey like the Drift attention?
Oya make we dey enjoy their company.

Proudly Edo Blood.

Yeah! I got it!
@op thanks so much, your explanation was easy.

lalaosky: Thanks barrister gift. How was your night?

Damn!!, I missed last night's fun cos of this silly party. Arrgghhhhhh!!! .

@jetli and hyde, why didn't you put KING beside all my monicker... Don't you know you know I'm a mod. Can ban your skelewu stoff sho?

My night was restful and peaceful.
How about yours?

@all, Abeg my people make una they call me by my name. Remove the Barrister from it. You guys are my E-family, no stranger stuff. Abeg.

StateOfMind: Hey you! How have you been?

Jekyl, well done oo...I saw what you did there, but I no vex sha, I understand you are missing ella

Hello everyone, lalaosky, njokus, kslib, DRIFT, waxdude, durielsmomma, jumong, ninny,noname, lertee(are you larteefa for real btw?)... Hope you guys had a good day.

Where is rein biko? Toyin and spade too.??

Drift ko, Draft ni. Tshew!!!
How are you doing jawe, hope you are fine?

dre11: so you were around when i was online and i no see you

Na wa oooo

I only came to peep and wen off immediately.

[quote author=Jekyll & Hyde][color=#000033]Hahaha. No lemme start with you o.[/color][/quote]Ta! Wetin you fit do?

njokusboy: D girl say she no dey do and I don spend for her head wella and I never touch anytin oh.... How person wan do?

Was there any written agreement to that?
If there was none or no witness to such, then forget it.
Sori eh.
Better luck next time.

olayemi53: Oye Ekiti, In Northern
Parrt of Ekiti State

Hey I served there. I love that small cold london.

[quote author=Jekyll & Hyde][b][color=#000033]As una no wan show una face, make I kukuma start to dey teach myself English Alphabets.

A is for AgbGift

B is for Belovedd

C is for CarujMonella & Click2CBN

D is for Dre, Dominique, DannyXY, DurielsMomma23 and Drahmah

E is for Ella, Eseose09

F is for Fork Addict, Flome & Feminine A

G is GOM, GH Kwame

H is for Harel & Hyde

I is for Iyawo TM

J is for Jekyll, JovialJov and JosyDaky (Aha! I've a beautiful lady beside me )

K is for Kslib the ostrich

L is for Lertee, Lalaosky & Lekpalicious

M is for Modella

N is for NoName, NinnyAnny & Njokusboy

O is for Omanik & Ochon

P is for PoisonousRat

Q is for

R is for Reinc the bald head

S is for Shezy, SOM & Spade Hmmmm! *gulps sapele water*

T is for Tabh, ToyinDipo, Toxxxxxxx & TheAmaka

U is for US *hugs everyone and french kisses Ella*

V is for

W is for Wild Child & WaxDude

X is for

Y is for

Z is for

Alphabet no complete sef. If your name no dey here, show your face.[/b][/color][/quote]Good boy. @ last you don sabi ABC.
Clap for yourself.

njokusboy: Barrister gift, how nah Help, I want to sue one geh....

I just dey fine.
Why you wan sue the girl? Wetin she do you?

Ochono AKA lalosky welcome back to the thread.

Goodmorning everyone. Its been a while, I have been so busy. @ dre11 I saw your message, I did reply you, but it failed to deliver. I guess your mail has problem. Any way thanks a lot for checking on me. I thank you all my E-family for your concern. God Bless you all.

Kslib: No ooo!! Is me is not joining them ooo!!

Me is spoke-ing what me seeing and thinks is is happenings here!!!

#draws closer to him and knocks him on the head.
#in jeanifers voice, You is a seeing wrongly.

Kslib: @bolded, There is a reason why her heart, to you, is the sweetest of hearts here!!

Erm, gift-- Look at dre's second line, i think he is indirectly asking you to give him your heart not knowing that you've already given it to him..

Awwwww!! See as una love dey shark me like ogogoro!! Two more minutes on this thread, and i'll be drunk!!

Na bottle water dey shack you so.
You are interpreting the whole thing wrongly.
Dre11 is not a spoilt man o. He has no such intention.
@Dre11 I hope you are not thinking wat kslib is saying?

Kslib: Ah han, Ag Ag, dre's gift **tickles her**..

Wetin I do?

#in jenifa's voice, left me jor
Why is you joining them to say and think spoil things?

Reincarnated: *In tony montana's voice* you calling me a liar? https://www.nairaland.com/1522434/rate-fiancee-scale-1-10/2#19635129

Ochon baba, abeg show face. No fall person hand na haba

Ah! That wasn't fair of him to do. Even when he was told it was all a joke? And was begged to continue with the write up?
Na wao. The guy fall my hand for taken such decision.
He should come back here jor!

ninnyanny: that one get swag? girl wey dey waka like man? whoever gave her that title must be crazyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Hehehhehehehehhe
That comment is wicked girl.
She said she is queen of swaga.
Hehehehehhe

lertee: Please who are the msquarians again?

Melvin and Maria fans.

Kslib: Awwwww!!!! Dre sure got you hooked eh!

I swear dre, if you break gift's heart, you are dead!!

I will pretend I didn't see this.
Kslib you be bad brother.
I won't talk to you again.

ninnyanny: ehen
so this bad mouthed pokello is at it again
she doesnt think before she talks
I mean girlfriend thinks with her anus
she behaves like one without any home training.

The girl doesn't know that SWAG is not MATURITY, neither is it SENSE. She doesn't think before she talks.

Kslib: hmmn!! ok, ooo!! If you say so but i still oppose sha!!

Ehen, i see you and my sister agbgift are waxing stronger.. Awwww.. You guys are so so cute together..

Eh! Nor just start your own o. Just hide yourself there.