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Reincarnated: And for all of you thinking that what I do here is some sort of real ish, let me just say this now....the fact I flirt a lot doesn't mean I'm interested in any person here. I can't believe someone will actually mistaken my playfulness for some serious emotional attachment of some sort. I'm not the kind of nigga that goes online expecting to find myself a wife or girlfriend. If I want a girlfriend, there's enough here for me. Find itsmodella wherever she is and ask her if we were not mainly joking whenever we posted here. The day she supposedly "left me at the busstop", you can ask her as everything that happened that night was all a joke. I said it times without number that we were nothing more than friends but it seems some people still thought otherwise. I spoke to her via email but there was absolutely nothing. I didn't even ask her for her number because we were not like that. I'd rather meet you and ask for your number than do it over the Internet.

As for Lekpalicious, again...this is all a joke. I mean, c'mon...she's in south Africa... why will there be something ever going on between the two of us? I respect that chic and when she comes online, ask her cuz we both said we don't do all this unrealistic relationships. I told her I will get to know her better but nothing further than that because it just doesn't make any sense to me. If the tables were turned, i don't know, it probably will be different but it isn't.

I've said this so many times that I'm not looking for a girlfriend, i don't believe in long distance and i'm not looking to be emotionally attached right now but yet, for some unknown reason, people like Gom and even Daniel or njokusboy mistaken my jokes for something real. I flirt with som and a lot of others because I like them. I flirt with mostly som cuz we've already developed that kind of understanding that it is nothing more.... so nobody should keep insinuating the fact that I have feelings for someone here....cuz I don't.

It just got to me that most of y'all took it seriously when I was on self exile and were viewing me like some sort of love bound person so I decided to explain myself. Everything I do here, is not to be taking seriously except I say so.

Sorry for the rant.

We don hear.
But one lady don confess say she dey inlove with you. And I don help you reply her say you love her too. So thank me.

StateOfMind:

Ooooopppssss...someone is definitely slipping into coma tonight..

The guy go faint wake and faint back tire today. Am sure he is gona sleep with this page opened tonight.

Dannyxy: efimisile oh,

Explain

Cathaliya: uhm, Reincarnated.....I dont know how you want me to do this but I will tell you, its kinda hard for me.

Ok, here it goes....
I have always being someone who likes to see something good about people.....so,mething unique and special because I believe everyone was created so....
My first encounter with you on Nl was so good to me cus you were all about tackling me.....as if I stole somethinng from you.
But the weird thing is that, instead of getting angry, I kinda was pleased and I loved it. For someone like me, I would have just ignored you but I just kept on replying.
All I am saying is this....I really think you have touched a part of me....and I dont wana hide it from you or keep denying it...
All I am saying is that I have fallen for you...so, Thought its better you know about my feelings for you.

BLOOD OF GOD!
See open confession.
Dear I give you hand.
Am helping him to say YES!
HE LOVES YOU TOO.

jumong pan: You dey mind that old fool called Angelo,who doesn't know his left or right. Beverly strong to kiss that guy oh,even them dash me money to kiss him,I wont oh...with that his Dada hair ,with mouth odour n body odour.....kai Beverly strong oh

Hahahhahahahahaha you bad.
But true Beverly try sha.
I nor fit near such person.

fruityjojo: Qutee. Btw thought her daughter schooled in Nigeria! Y is she not in school?

I thought so too. She is old enough to be in school.

Dannyxy: make i quote am shapali b4 dem cme clean am

AGBAYA!

jumong pan: Pls u guys should not blame bimp about beverly n charity breakup, is all charity fault jare,when bimp came into naija,she wan colonise bimp for herself,even snap pics with him n use them as profile pis on twitter n instgram,even introduce bimp to her mum,when Angelo arrived naija she went to gossip to Angelo what her frnd bev confide in her,abt her feelings for bimp, what type of frnd dose that to her best frnd,why would she go n tell Angelo what beverly secretly told her, now that gave Angelo an excuse to break up with bev,what kind of frnd wanna go after her best fend love interest n also gossip to her best frnd man abt what she secretly told her,who dose that,she is bad,even came on twiiter acting all nice to beverly fans all of a sudden,because she don shit for church nah,I saw her tweet condemning beverly. Even if beverly n bimp,aren't dating she is not meant go after bimp,if u doubt me u can go thru charity n Beverly tweet as of 2weeks back.

Wow! That was bad of charity. She shouldn't have done that. @ the end she lost on both sides. She shouldn't have allowed man issue spoil her friendship with Beverly.
As for Angelo, that guy is a sorry case in the first place. If care is not taken, @ 40yrs he will still be single.
But Beverly should try and settle her issues with Charity for friendship sake. They have both been together even in tough times. But it should be a lesson to her not to trust her relationship life or man to charity or any so called best friend.

dre11: Eyah!!!
Hope you were able to sort out yourself

Yes I did.
It was a divorce issue so I just had to run away from handling it. Handed it over to another colleague of mine.
I hate divorce cases.

dre11: @agbgift
am beginning to think that those things are true,
you know when Bev was in the house and after the chase when she was back, we do hear more of Charity and her, even see both of them together in picture doing one event or the other..

But now, with the whole casala with Angelo and Bimp and her, we stop seeing Charity again. She even delect her twitter account from her list of contact and they are not following each other.
So,
There is more to this than what we hear and c.

To me Bimp has destroy the friendship both of them strive to build over the years.
Sometimes i ask myself is this love or follishness on the part of both sides, and friends can't seems to bother to reconcile both sides.
I SMH for some girls
thats not lady-like to me.

I guess there is more to the dissolution of their friendship. I don't want to believe Bimps presence is the major cause. But no matter what, Beverly is not suppose to end their friendship like that with her.
I just pray Bev doesn't face any crises. If she does, its then she will know the kind of person Bimp is.

7 guest nor be person name.
Make una show una face.

dre11: am good
stress free day for me
just surfing nairaland for some interesting news on the politics section/romance section.
How was ur day
cyah later

Your own good.
Mine was a little bit hectic.

dre11: thumbs up for the bolded part
but expect the un-expected

Na she know.
But if na true, she F-up big time.

How are you?

Reincarnated: Ehm so after speaking to someone, I've decided to break my word...If u like make una no let me hear the end of it. So during my "self absurd exile" I had sometime to really look at y'all's posts and wheeewhe lmfaoo. People are something else. So when ochon finally revealed himself, u mean to tell me all of una knew from the beginning that it was him? Kai some people sha. You can't even give credit where credit is due. The only person that knew for sure and even started the idea was StateOfMind. Most of y'all, including me only later started seeing the similarities. Infact, let me remove myself from that equation cuz I only called caruj ochon to get on his nerves. I didn't care if one was the other, so far they were fun to talk to.

Moving on, JovialJov is not ella b but if she's ella b, wouldn't that just be hilarious (I know why I say this)

Ninnyanny, c'est moi, Jovial, Pseudome, agbgift, StateOfMind, and all the other girls that mentioned they missed me, I missed y'all too. And again, just for clarifications sake, don't be disappointed in me I didn't do what I did cuz of Lekpa, i did it cuz I gave my word and I don't like breaking my word for any reason. Hope you forgive me. ?

Finally, Ochon, what my eyes have seem, u don enter one chance today. I hope say u never modify any of your caruj post cuz u will explain yourself today and then in general, i'm sorry guyz


Oh and Jumong Pan, i meant just plug in the pictures where it says choose file on that site I gave you then section where it says reduce length and height (I think the initial number is 1200), reduce it to about 600 and then click optimize. Then from there, download the optimized pictures unto your computer or phone

Kikikikikikikikikikikikikiki
I dey naff you.
So your body don come down now bah?
Kkikikikikikikikikikikikiki
Welcome back eh.

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In what she describes as Mother-son-love,
Recording artist Feza showers his son with
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ninnyanny: the lady in question is not namibian ooo...all she does is open different fb accounts without any profile pix and then cause trouble!she opened a twitter account to insult Maria. When she was caught,she quickly deactivated d twitter account and one of her fb accounts...Now she's using the name Piero jack to cause trouble on Melvin's page! Her fellow mellishians call her the president...yet non of them has seen her pix. She can't be namibian and still diss Maria...she's Nigerian with so much hate! Anyone on Melvins page who doesn't agree with her fantasy gets a packaged bag of insult.she's lousy and classless. But of all Mellish fans on fb,she's about the only one who can make a sentence with some linguistic competence.

Am disappointed that she a nigerian lady. Is this kind of ladies that build their relationship on fantasy and end up spoiling it. Too much of disney fairy tale movies. Go check now, na one old woman o.

ednut1: Pls where can I buy 3 years experience

My friend apply and stop looking for 3yrs experience to Buy. Don't allow the yrs of experience to stop you from applying. Have faith.

toxxxxxxx: This is what one mumu posted on melvin's facebook page

Piero Jack:
I hereby apply for d post of admin3 on dis page: this is my curriculum vitae......my name is PIERO JACK aka: the lioness,email:pierojack7@yahoo.com.my objectives re as follows: To strive for excellence and precision @ all times in all positions,to boot all the bootables,roar to all the roarables and attaining professional distinction n proficiency......these re my personal data:am a female,am single n searching for Tony oduah,am from Guralhos in Nambia.........these re my educational background....Grad school,Amty university n Queensland Academics.........I have worked in BBA TROUBLE FORUM as a janitkiter:I post pictures,I coordinate n also boot all d boatables,I upload latest news,hacking all d hackables n all duties assigned to me....I aslo worked @ mellish group as their president:I upload authentic pictures,I roar like a lion,I attack all d attackables,I hack all d hackables to get vital informations,I inbox intimate stuffs to some of my mellishians dat nid it badly,I give informations with solid evidences n other duties assigned to me......these re my hobbies: I love playing n hacking....these re my reference: Admin Mor2,Admin bimbs and biggie .......I hope my application will b considered....thank u.....yours faithfully.....PIERO JACK

Ah! This is madness in the Highest order.
So namibia girls are now after how nigeria brothers? Wonders shall never end.
If this 'IDIOT' sitdown well compose this CV in a better and useful form, she will get a job without interview, and will stop living in the millishant fantasy.
This is Rubbish!

ninnyanny: Where is Meliu?
If Bev and Bimp are an Item ,well
I know my opinion on this doesn't count
But I don't support Bev and Bimp being together
Bimp rejected Bev on a continental TV
Claiming holier than thou cos he didn't want
To cheat on his adorable faceless gf
Now that they are outta biggie's house
His claiming he loves her
NO WAY!
Bev should use her head plz
Rumours are everywhere that
Angelo broke up with Bev cos of Bimp
Same rumour has it that Charity and bev are apart cos
Of Bimp....
So I ask,what's Bev trying to prove by dating Bimp?
That all the rumours are true?
That she could let Bimp break up with Meliu
Just to be with her?
NA SHE FIND MAN PASS?
Bimp is no angel,if bimp is with her,then he is with her for
What he stands to gain!
Bimp said it himself that the kinda attention he gets in Nigeria
Is amazing cos nobody has time for celebs in Ethiopia
Dear bev,I hope u know what u are doing
And I hope u are ok?
I wish u all the best Bev,love u always
NINNY

Am not against her break up with angelo be it for the sake of Bimp or not.
If the rumour of her friendship with Charity has ended all because of Bimp is true, then Beverly is 'stupid'.
Charity kind of friendship is hard to get. Forget the useless things Bev said they usually do. She stood by Beverly even when everybody was criticising Bev.
That lady was always on twitter 24/7 fighting and saving Beverly's Ass, while she was Biggies house. Even when majority of us in africa lost hope in her, charity still believed in her that she will win, more than her family members did?
How many of her family members come out defend her? Only her mum.
I just don't want to believe yet that BImp is the cause of both friends separation. But if he is, then Beverly no try @ all.

What's the meaning?

jumong pan: So u still get mouth to talk abi,still laughing at you ,how far nah?

Forget o. My mouth still sharp.
I will not cry o.

jumong pan: Bimp has so many mothers in dis naija oh

Thanks for the updates.
No thanks for the kiss and hug you gave Bimp sha.

nikky341: Jumong pan tnx
xxxxxxxxxx
Still expecting more pics





Nb return that hug and kiss to Bimp asp

Thank you o jawe.
Help me to tell her very well.

dre11: easy! easy!! easy!!!

but she don use picture back up her claim
abeg make i leave before somebody woz me slap

Judge!
So na so una one talk am eh?
Okay ooo
Goodevening.

The resemblance is there, just the nose difference.

jumong pan: first of all let me laugh at u , well me and bimp had a good time last night gist n hugged u,i told love him and naija loves him too,he should better take care of bev for us ohhe nod his head n smiled,he easily hugs someone,guess because he a shy person,am sorry i cant return the hug n pecks,Mehn bimp is cute n humble(fresh boi),Bev is so lucky to have him oh,she was acting so calm @back stage,just smiling,unlike the bev we saw on tv for 91days.
As for u @Agbgifi,u re sitting down on a long tin ,i hanged out wit bimp before u

Sombori hold me o.
I wan beat person now now.
Una nor go hold me?
This woman dey try me.
I dare she hug my Bimp!

ninnyanny: Someone explain this :

Nnamdi Victor N wrote:

Slap one,slaps two slaps three,all d slaps goes for delllish ad bervly for bee d two bba female chasemate wtout be a single mothers.all d rest don drop one or two ,dellishhhhhhhhhhhhhh keep ur head more higher 9ja!africa!world loves haahhhhlllllllaaaaaaaalaaaaa
a my sister inlaw to be

This person is sick!
Na odoyo he be.

ninnyanny: @jumong pan nice update sweetie...but no let @agbgift hear say u hug bimp oooo...I'm waiting for the pix though

Nor mind the lady.
She nor just fear me @all.
I go wallay her for road beat.

jumong pan: Good morning my dear thread mates,hope u guys had a nice weekend,as for me,i had mad fun dis past weekend,at Glo lafflafeast featuring top najia comedians and artists and the fashion show with Guest appearance of BBA STARS beverly,bimp and bassey. will post pictures shorty. To be honest with u guys Bimp is so cute and humble,chicks were all over him last night,and beverly is black diamond i must say and very slim(thin) ,BB camera didnt do these guys justice,they good looking in person especially beverly.
@ninnyanny, i and bimp hugged and kissed,in fact bimp is a sweetheart,he was shy all thru out the show,and beverly was using one eye to warn us to stay away from bimp oh, she was so calm and gorgeous,Bassey is so playful,rocking all the chicks available...and Danrele is so down to earth,he took me and friends where bimp,beverly and bassey were at the back stage to interact with them,we told bev never to go back to angelo incase if he comes back begging, she should tick to bimp,they re good to go,the surprised question bev asked us was WHO IS ANGELO? BIMP,DANRELE DO U WHO IS ANGELO THEY RE TAKING about,DANRELE SAID I DONT KNOW HIM....all of us where shocked,next we started laughing oh....so angelo and bev is now history, bimp and bev is the ish now,but on a low key. picture coming shorty...

You kissed Bimp?
#draws closer to her and land her slaps#
Come, you nor dey fear?
How can you kiss my Bimp?
Go back and return that kiss to him!
Its not for you! Thief! Thiefy!

If Bimp and Beverly is the eish now, then both of them will smoke Africa to dust. I wonder who will correct the other in the smoking habit.

ochongonoko: What made him dumb is The strength of a woman the mumurity of a peasant

Eyah make he take am easy o. Its not the end of the world.

Reincarnated:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvwSf1rvIIU

Hmmmm na wa o

ochongonoko: Mtcheeewwww.. Circle of willis is @DMALAM

I join you to hiss too.
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.