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benjijosh:
Personal Non granta

U be diplomat??

Upnepaa:
lol E remain small make i spoil it for una,i want to annouce my presence on this thread wid a first to comment,i'm i welcum

Eeya


O ma se ooooo

Khassy


U dy shout say u make FTC on 100th page.. . ..


Who come make 101 now

khassy:
hater number 67

Kip counting.... Its functional

khassy:
you d 2.2 or 3rd class

BTW na only me be first class student for this thread make una remember sha

For ur plastic mind sha

khassy:
smackdown koh royal rumble ni

khassy:
the struggle to be festus comments on pagus 100 is real


abeg brothers and sisters join me in thanking God oooo... itaf tey that ayaf been dreaming of festus commentus on pagus 100 and now it is a reality



dancing shakitibobo and drinking ma akamu

barman serve everybody two two bottles

CC
Wheesin
boigrammz
yungmilio2
yustash
drhesjay
rkarang
agent9
duke9
Alpet
keyana
idgaf
boombay
reekado
ayokunlei

Smh4u


So.. Na akamu u dy drink nw... No be garri again


Thee Lord is with you


BTW.... Which kin bottle dm won serve??

Orijin??

oluwadanie1:
ah don die...
My phone fit pay seven convenant university student's schoolfees...
Am sure urs cannot buy my MCB material at store 2...

SMACKDOWN

oluwadanie1:
Khassy be claiming he smokes money but garri is his favourite food.

Boigrammz
agent9

No mind d guy jare

khassy:
dat 2.2 dept wey no d get first class abi

I hope u know say na my department be dat

khassy:
you read him department at all

Ehn na.... I know

But its still possible..... Am trying to be positive here.... Lol

Do u know abt department of SOCIOLOGY??

khassy:
ah taya for her ooo

she come make malt d hungry me and she no come kill herself since

If e com later happen say u send assassin to dat babe.....


Na sobo u go drink......

paulkush:
My big bro.... Na 200level I dey go, pls my CGPA is 2.6, pls is there any chance of 2.1, pls am in physics, pls solutions so dat I can achieve it,

Already determined to be in hostel, nd read hard

Its possible.... Might appear difficult along d way tho.....

But

Be determined.... Be courageous.... Believe in urself.... Pray.... And work towards ur prayer..... U will get dere.


We all need that tho.....

Everything is possible.....

khassy:
pray make d girl commit suicide so the malt go flow na

shebi person wan kill herself



TF suicide people instead make dem make demself useful to all these ritual killers DM go go d tie themselves for tree and ceiling fan

thunder faya their left brain again nonsensetical bastardis

U stil dy vex say person no commit suicide again ni??

Definition of FREE MADNESS

BoiGrammz:
babe it won't be more than 220.. And you're cute I must confess

Please where are the gamers on this thread?? I challenge anybody to a bet of 10k !! Pes 2014 /2015 .. It might be on ps2, 3 or even 4!! Hurry up while it lasts, this might be your chanceto win 10k awuff just like that cc khassy

Ontop watin??

D babe abi cut off mark??

JAMB to re-distribute candidates with cut off mark issues to other versities


The Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board (JAMB), said that it was set to re-distribute candidates with cut-off marks less than what their first choice of universities required to needy institutions .

This is contained in a statement signed by the Head, Media and Publicity of the board, Dr Fabian Benjamin, and made available to newsmen on Sunday in Lagos.
It said that the recent admission policy witnessed at the University of Lagos was aimed at ensuring that Nigerian universities admit only the top-best as was done globally.
It would be recalled that candidates and their parents had on Wednesday, July 22, staged a peaceful protest at the University of Lagos gate over the high cut-off marks for 2015/2016 post-UTME screening.

“Sequel to this development, the board has redistributed the other candidates with cut-off marks less than what their first choice required to needy institutions.
“The board, equally, urges candidates and their parents to check its website from Friday, July 31, 2015 for their names and institutions they are placed in,’’ the statement said.

According to the statement, universities are centres of excellence anywhere in the world and that of Nigeria should not be an exception.
It said that JAMB was working round the clock to ensure that Nigerian universities were among the best in Africa and perhaps the world in the next ranking.
The statement explained that the board was also cautious about utilizing the available spaces in admitting more candidates bearing in mind the admission criteria of various needy institutions.
“The Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board (JAMB) has reiterated that the national cut-off marks of 180 for universities.
“We also have 150 for Polytechnics, Colleges of Education and Innovative Enterprise institutions in the 2015 UTME as a bench mark to set the tone for 2015 admission exercise.
“The decision to have a national accepted cut-off mark at the policy meeting was to serve as a guide and pruning mechanism.
“It will also give the tertiary institutions qualitative and manageable candidates to choose from a pool of candidates desirous of tertiary education.
“However, universities and other levels of tertiary institutions are at liberty to go higher, but not lower, depending on their peculiarities and the performance of candidates that choose them,’’ it explained.

The statement added that the board wished to state that no candidate would be denied any right to aspire to tertiary education.
According to the statement, the board is equally aware that some universities have their own admission cut-off marks acceptable by the board for the various courses they offered.
“Please be informed that the board will always ensure that these institutions apply this cut-off marks uniformly across all candidates without discrimination.
“The decision of the board on the print-out for this year exercise was done in good faith and not to jeopardize the right of candidates due to individual cut-off set by some Nigerian tertiary institutions.
“ Those candidates who do not meet the cut-off marks of such institutions will be placed in needy institutions within their geo-political zone depending on available spaces in such institutions.
“The board’s aim is to accommodate as many candidates as possible instead of just pushing them to schools we know abinitio does not have the carrying capacity to admit all,’’ the statement said

The statement wondered that if UNILAG; with a carrying capacity of about 9,000 candidates has over 60,000 applying to it , what happens to the over 50,000 others?
It said that in such occasion, the board would ensure that there was balance by ensuring that those remaining candidates who were not too fortunate to meet the cut-off marks were also placed in other needy institutions.

According to the statement, candidates are to note that the policy is only meant to ensure that every candidate with a reasonable score of 180 and above is placed somewhere.
It added that Nigerians were also urged to believe in the board as it continually strives to give the entire education system the best.
“ We are not comfortable with the large number of candidates that sits for the Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination (UTME), year in year out without gaining admission.
“ It is the belief of the board that this policy will address the shortfall and accommodate more,” the statement said.


Source: Vanguard

khassy:
I d smoke d money now

khassy:
d diff na where d money d comot from na

Ahhhh... I get it

BoiGrammz:
which money the guy dey taste??

Your boy yungchop dey hail o.. How dem alhajas na?

Haaaaa.. .. . Baba youngchop (d wicked director... Not producer)

I hail back oooo

Dem alhajas?? dm don turn something else

But me stil dy loyal sir

khassy:
exactly one year today 26/7/2014 I had d the most tedious 24hrs of my life

vividly remember leaving Nasarawa state to Ilorin and back d same day cus I wasn't informed bout the post ume and only got to know a day before it closed. such a long story can barely type all here...

forward a year at later
am now a proud #Unilorite

it's never been a smooth sail but it has always been a good sail

wishing all aspirants Gods grace and success in the forth coming post ume... we all gonn see by September during your matric and to all ma fellow staylites... Tanke would not be our portion

#ThanksLiving
#SundayCelebration




PASTOR KHASSY

Pastor indeed...

Nice testimony... I bliv u ar tasting d money nw... Lol


Amen tho

khassy:
Unilorin no go follow unilag jare... dem wan collect people sxhoo fees den send dem pack after 100L as usual

Point

But devil is a lier... Na God go win

khassy:
I no d take care of basee ooo.. na she d take care of me as per dine boi

haters gonna hate sha
cc
boigrammz
Wheesin

Lol.... Watin be d difference

Yustash001:
...looks like they are going to follow the way other schools have been doing cos Unilorin even have more aspirants...let's just keep our fingers crossed...

Naso ooo


Lets hope not

Yustash001:
Myschool and their unconfirmed news....I took a stroll to UI thread and I saw the way peepz with 250+ were lamenting that they aren't eligible to write the pume...now am afraid...

But seriously.... i stil want to bliv dy ar joking

We neva know which one unilorin go do self

khassy:
oboi why you call ma name.... I d drink garri na... see as u make dat kuli fall now

See dis one