₦airaland Forum

helinues:
You must be going through a lot under this government. Unfortunately

Begging the owner of this forum to start paying you for wasting your life on nairaland everyday no be life sha. The hunger no be here. Send your aza let me see what I can do for you.

helinues:
No be one of portable guy be this. May be former tout. He don dey roll with boyz

I have a job for you ok.

helinues:
The consensus can't work everywhere but it can work in some states

What do you do for a living?

helinues:
The opposition and their supporters are just so confused.

If the news is about high FX, they will be the one to use dollar rate for the argument but here, they are dumb

Do you need a job?

helinues:
Even upon all the signs, why did Obi still join ADC?

No job yet? I want to help your life ok.

And this is news? Construction of roads is now a big achievement in Nigeria under Tinubu.

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Agent scam on the beat. Ask people about their problems and promise heaven on earth and boom, he is hiding.

A Cancer to the whole world. Imagine the world without it!

Nemesis0147:
there is nothing that guy has not experienced
Him and Samantha.... story full their head

I wonder if they think we believe all their tales by moonlight!. I wonder the kind of lies they'll be telling people in real life.

Sonnobax15:

Back in the days during my childhood,we used to hide stones inside copper just to inflate the weight so that we can sell it on a higher price. On one fateful day,we were caught when the buyer decided to untie the copper. Omoh, you need to see how we take fly leave everything for the werey 😂

Only you always has same experience with everyone.

merrymike47:
rotfl... guy hw va naw? You really cracked me up. Why you run? 😂 someone that could have helped to be lifting your family burden.

So you really believed that lie? Create a thread now to talk about how your day went and watch him say he has the same experience like you did. Only him has the same experience with everyone in the world.

Sonnobax15:

I thought we were taught women are the weaker vessels.

Reminds me of one Kwale girl I almost dated back in 2018.. I asked her Jokingly what she does for a living To my greatest surprise,she said she offload bags of rice and beans from trailers in the market. Bag of beans? . Babe,as heavy as bag of beans? . Like wtf!!! Omoh,I had to observe her carefully ,na once I begin see say true true say she get muscle What really scared me the most was when she sat on my lap, . Omoh, how girl nyash go stiff like coal tar wey Julius Berger construct?. Na once I RAN for my dear life bruh

Another lamba from the master himself. You are the only human being who has the same experience with everyone in the world. Only you. Once people open a thread to narrate their experience you'll be here to say you has experienced it before. Oga you don cast for nairaland. No one believes anything you say again so slow down the lies.

helinues:
When I said both Egypt and South Africa are using old glory about their economy, some people didn't understand then.

South Africa is indebted, they can't do much while Egypt are exhausted financially with their new city in the desert

Btw, imagine someone below claiming high GDP is not by production but by population, abeg is South Africa having population than Nigeria?

How some people are hell bent not to see the development of Nigeria and also not worried about the way they have been sounding and behaving about good news about Nigeria should be something worrisome

Will you like to travel and work in Egypt? I can help your life ok.

Predictor3:
Rich men kids don't labour that way. Stop saying rubbish as if you were talking to someone that doesn't know Nigeria. You are a struggling poor man's pikin.

Go through his threads and see where he narrated how a gay man lured both him and his roommate because of coke and indomie. Will a rich man loose his virginity to his fellow man because of coke and indomie?

Sonnobax15:
. . Well, point of correction, I'm not from a poor background...

If driving Keke is your own way of definition of poor background,then, you should be the one who should be changing his/her mentality,and not myself

Coming from someone who created a thread here about how him and his roommate lost their virginity to their fellow man because of coke and indomie, when they were in polytechnic.

Sonnobax15:
. Poor man pikin

Na Aj fight Jake,but na poor man pikin for Ikorudu dey advise am how to spend e money

Must you insult someone before passing your message? I've noticed that you are always quick to look down on people, despite the fact that all your threads here portrays you as someone from a poor background. No one has mocked you here despite you posting daily that you are barely surviving, but you don't waste time to look down on people at any opportunity you get. Imagine if you are a rich man? Only God knows how you'll be trolling poor people daily here and in real life. Change your mentality and God might bless you abundantly.

helinues:
Good. They should keep it up. States should take the opportunity of the increase in their pay from FG and be self sufficient

What do you do for a living? I want to help your life ok.

helinues:
If he's sincerely using the money to develop the state, then it's justifiable

In the spirit of the season, I'll help you with a job so that you can start living. Ready to work?

helinues:
May be some of the northerners are not aware that the insecurity in their region is making global headline. Please how would your region attract visitors not to talk of investors.

It will take decades to clear the dent on your region. Unfortunately

I promised you a job right?

helinues:
No be only quickly but in hurry. Nnamdi Kanu still has some questions to answer

Stop derailing threads this man find work o. Time na money.

Anything to chase away the clueless man in Aso rock is welcome.

helinues:
https://www.nairaland.com/8372759/fg-should-considering-state-emergency

Like play like play, I created the thread above just 3 hours before president Tinubu declared the state of emergency in Rivers state

The purpose of the SOE have been achieved . There is peace across River state. They even has LG election with very low attacks or killing.

I promised you a job right?

helinues:
I might not be God but Peter Obi can never be Nigeria president.

Is it with the attitude of his supporters like you who have been bullying, trolling and attacking others for years? Hahaha

Those who are appealing, persuasive are still struggling to convince people, is it you bully they will listen to?

Hahaha, Obidients have kicked their penalty to throwing

Why don't you listen to what that lady is saying. I think she is trying to help you.

Goodvibes007:
Reno Omokri is a walking encyclopedia. The man knows Nigerian history like the back of his palm.

Same way he knows everything about Tinubu

Skeyskey:
Reno this is September and schools has resumed. Please try and pay your children's school fees and look after them. Thank you.

I heard he abandoned his family too.

helinues:
Those first coup didn't exclude their kinsmen from those to attack.

The selected people coup is what brought to Nigeria to where it is today. Unfortunately, the culprits are trying to form victims

Was a man and a woman involved?

Lamasta:
They should give him time to turn Bayern Leverkuseen to Man Utd abi Did Xabi Alonso have all the players before he turned them to winners

Don't mind him. They signed up to five players for him. The reason he was sacked was his unattractive pattern of football.