₦airaland Forum

Washing machine. Detergent no good for nail and if you come join some kind cleaning agent; most get proven carcinogens elements

Egbe first rest

You nah olosho so you see the man for field while on active duty. Just dey task the man through your wife and make am feel like you and him papa tight

“Daddy my hubby said his house is flooded at Lekki and he need a new home”

Gba, just like that, new home

Use your head

Coldie:
I visited the UK and I bought a couple of drones from a shop that’s doing closing down sales. I want to give them away to some people when I come back to Nigeria.

Would this be allowed into Nigeria or will it be seized?

Thank you.

You go commot am for cartoon carry am like your own, throway the cartoon make dem no bill you then you can come in with it, or maybe a little roger

PDP nah relic of the past, this is almost the same thing that played out in Edo state now it’s a PDP state. Just watch hous PDP will be voted out

Park am for Celeb

Park am for Elon Musk

😁

Vyzz:
But make we settle this thing here..

Wetin this man good or e no good ?

Fighting for a better place is no longer seen as just a human thing to go...

During my final years exams then I remember that my friend who was a Benin boy was in charge of campaign in one eastern university

Shey if them knack am spy charge Shebi you go follow donate to him gofundme for lawyer

Make them finish themselves, those North Africans or people we call Horners no like black skin people like us

Shebi since Sudan split dem no see black people kill again, as in the Janja-weed rebels, now they have turned the gun on themselves

MOU governor is done for. How the mighty have fallen

We expect infrastructural development that comes with APC in Edo state, we want make the whole of Benin and outside of Benin including the old road and the express ways even Sapele road to be 4 lanes.

Change is coming

Good old days

We go ball sotay dem ban us all over the neighborhood as all glass windows and car windows collect

Before TikTok children used to play outside nowadays nah indoors even me self dey dey wella

EFCC awaits this barren man after he go done hand over power

Embezzlement impersonified

Trump go win

Harris fit win popular vote like Hillary but she no fit win electoral college

Know this and know peace

If dem arrest am like PIDOM dem go say nah because e stand for justice, una no go use una head

Just send me dm make I arrange Rumokoro thugs throw him things outside under the rain, the matter no hard

This man was a calamity

The whole Edo state is now a potopoto republic and people were hoping PDP win again with what this shege our eyes have seen under this unproductive man?

I said it before, no be federal matter but this man’s government was beyond terrible, if you mention PDP around me I fit wipe you usb type C for your trachea make you for get sense


People supported you with Edo no be Lagos but what did you do? Seize rice given to Edo citizens and gave it to your pastors wife to use it as dey deem fit because say she dey find fruit of the womb


Obaseki this will be your last rodeo and you kill Asue apolitical career before it even took off the ground

Posterity will remember you as the man who took Edo state back to the Stone Age

Softmirror:
It is good that the presented a person with a Yoruba name deliberately, so that their party will FAIL. 🤣🤣🤣🤣😅

No dey talk this rubbish come outside, you be tribalist abi you no fit use your head think?

Olumide nah Benin man and nah Eshan people turn, Edo state do have their rotation strategy and after Benin man nah Eshan man turn. The other two parties brought out Eshan people so rest with this nonsense you are running with

If say snow dey fall for Naija I believe say many of our colonizers go still tanda this out Nigeria but as nature will have it nah harmattan we get and rainfall.

Make una enjoy the snow, this nah the real God when

I talk am yesterday say APC go win but mentions dey talk otherwise like say them dey Edo State.


Have you seen the old road and the Benin Onitsha Express? You go cry, inside this week my guy no fit travel go onitsha because Bypass done turn to ogbolo, road done maga

Nah to work and repaint ring road we go chop?

The whole Ikpoba Okha nah potopoto republic, no form or sign of governance.


PDP nah relic of the past now, until we see better opposition better than labour I am sad to say this but APC go school for this politics matter

Death by firing squad for all ritual killings or if you are caught with a human part, make this unwarranted killing reduce.

The misery we dey inside PDP leadership for Edo state pass Nebuchadnezzar under the unscrupulous leadership of Obaseki.

Someone who wouldn’t swear in law makers, Oshiomole no campaign for Obaseki because the work he did in ground did most of the campaigning

Apc go win Edo state, this I have seen

Okpebholo1:
How do you predict the voting pattern in Benin

Apc nah the only party wey dey contest this election, the other nah participant.

Apc campaigned ward to ward, PDP nah LG to LG

From campaign we go know who serious

Okpebholo1:
Where in Edo are you

I dey Benin my boss. Why you ask?

So the woman can finish you kpatatkpata abi?

You think say Festus Alankeh go make people vote for you? You are not ready yet

Emilokan said he will continue from where Buba disaster stopped and some people thought he was joking but now no baby oil to take dey knack our tight girls dem as PZ dey park leave the country

Ritual killing should be death sentence by firing squad, if nah attempted ritual killing then life imprisonment make this rubbish for stop

If nah ritual nah him be say we for get money pass Elon Musk wey dey heal blind people, tell your children that ritual killing doesn’t work so this rubbish will fir out

Akpi nah craze person

Just cut off the head, e go work

If you say no the way I go take dey pass you for road e go even shock you. No be to follow her do girlfriend or boyfriend nah him me and her dey nah to kpansh and I dey straight forward ahead, “how far babe how you go see am if we dey knack”

If she say no nah ghost she go be to me, if she say yes then we fit dey follow up dey observe

When e come worst nah if I tell you make we knack and you wan sell am give me my dear your body no dey that special

I fit toast you for morning lose interest before evening, no be my fault nah the way I be

We thought Buhari was deaf, Emilokan no get ears and eyes

If she say no once commot hand, even if woman slap me I go still maintain my steez

R.Kelly
P.Diddy

These two names will strike fear in the heart of black men into music or Hollywood and I believe Nollywood own is coming as Daddy Freeze chop 2 million fine. Make all men stay calm around women, this matter nah black men dey collect. Make your color just light small like Christ Brown you fit escape am, nah the coco be that.

Smart move

Just share tractor and create rice and oil mill for your state then cash out majorly from Southern States because land choke for Niger state. What a smart move, we move