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IamKashyBaby:

I can't leave the house without these:
1. Ballpen
2. Wet wipes(antibacterial)
3. Phone
4. Wallet
5. Lipstick

Sorry, you forgot to add a brain. A functioning one at that. You can thank me later...

Bye bye.

Mindfulness:
Better than Trump? Maybe! Good? NO!
I can't stand the Clinton clan either.

i think it would be best for America to have proportional representation so that they will not have to choose between pest and cholera.

LMAO! That's how politics is, you choose between bad and evil. Same thing happened here in Nigeria.

Can you elucidate further on what you mean by proportional representation?

IamKashyBaby:
I dont need to read ur long epistle of stupiddity ...

Why should you, you're way too dumb to comprehend it.

Mindfulness:
4-8 years are a very long time in politics.

Bush succeeded to take the country into a severe recession and create chaos in the Middle East based on lies of WMD.

It is the best thing that can happen to America and the world if this incompetent fo.ol gets nothing done.

Paul Ryan confirmed it:

He said that Trump did not mean to break protocol by speaking to directly to Comey - 'He’s new to government'.

In other words: He is clueless.

You believe Hilary would have been better?

IamKashyBaby:
Save that nonesense to ur gang if u think ur intelligent enough..

But we all know ur even far from being smart, ur will never be but a trash...I dont give AF and i will repeat this juz to make sure I put my words into ur hollow skull I DONT GIVE AF abt u and what u say...

Now, move that azz away & try to respect urself if u still have an inch of "respect"..

Simpleton, compare my posts and yours, compare my moniker and yours, it is glaring who the dumb and foolish one is.

I wonder what you know about being smart? Cos if you're smart, you would have deciphered long ago you surround yourself with losers and Nairaland all time rejects.

And hey, for one who is smart, I believe you don't know Trapqueen is the name of a IndecentStar? then again, it's a herculean task for a simpleton to think, talkless of reasoning...

Lest I forget, why speaking of respect, I am not the one who has been disgraced repeatedly for sending nudes_ to a teenage boy all the way from Asia Minor to Africa, am I?

TheMortician:
Epic!

I was schooled by the best and raised by the brightest, thus, I AM MIGHTY like Thor.

TheMortician:
I think it's a laudable initiative given the number of corpers the NYSC scheme churns out each year and over two third of them end the scheme in thier PPA without being retained or employed else where.

It's a good diversion from the ever-demanding blue-collar jobs which are in short supply and an encouragement for young people graduating to go into SMEs and private entrepreneurship.

This will ease the demand on government to create jobs and also increase GDP.

But then, she only saw the need to grab the money with a collective call like they do in dumb romanceland.

Sometimes, trolling aside, you wonder if these adults have anything to teach their younger ones other than dumb idle chitchats.

I've stopped wondering I tell you. An idiot can never become a genius over night. It just ain't possible.

But hope you know some corps members might just develop a grand idea and decide to take the loan and run away, without even using the loan for what it's for. Kinda remind you of a Romance section failed individual who was told to not collect a certain sum from a beautiful lass, but went ahead behind everyone's back and collected the sum and came bragging like a riff raff with scorch balls.

Sometimes I think proper follow-up is what kills the development of this country. If the NYSC and other government agencies can be monitored with rigidity, it will mark the epoch of a great era. But you and I know that is far from happening.

IamKashyBaby:
Ofcurz what do we expect from ppol like you?
NOTHING!
Same old shii type of story and expect everybody gonna buy your story...

Listen good, I know you're millions of light years away from being intelligent. So, its no fault of yours you fail to know the power of the literary device call Repetition.

But hey, I'm a nice guy so lemme nudge you in the right direction hoping you just might fall of a cliff and land on your veejayjaay.

Have you ever wondered why when you listen to a song over and over again, it becomes part of you and you know the lyrics of the song, that is, without you memorising the lyrics?

Now that is the power of repetition. It is powerful and minuscule individuals with mashed potatoes inside their brains can never decipher this.

So, enjoy the free lesson. I know you're in dire need of it and no need to be ashamed, I teach your teacher.

IamKashyBaby:
U and ur fabricated story since day 1 and expect everyone will believe u...

Fabricated story? What on earth are you yapping about, woman? Screenshots don't lie. It's a standard fact. But alas, I don't expect idiots to know or even be able to decipher facts from lies.

Thank you.

TheMortician:
I know the NYSC loan scheme is for corpers who want to go into business or entrepreneurship. But what do you expect when Romance section magnets dare venture outside their dumb circle?

They lack comprehension as if their brains suffer hypoxia.

Just take a look at the dumb comment that added nothing to the post but the usual bell-ringing call. Clearly the only thing of interest she noted was the "fee" money.

Indeed I'm not surprised. The IamKashyBaby individual fail to know the loan is only meant for serving corps members, not those who lie about everything even to the extent of denying their mother.

This idea is a welcome one. At least it will keep many corps members and prospective corps members from being recharge card beggars and lying good for nothing sleaze bags.

I just hope the NYSC will see it through and make adequate documentation on those who collect the loan. We all know many good for nothing individuals might use their friends who are corps members to try to get their melanin depraved hands on the fund.

IamKashyBaby:

And who are begging here? U juz run ur dirty mouth anyhow..

Look around you, I know you'll see one or two broke ass dude who have been disgraced and embarrassed repeatedly for begging.

Nice development. Let's hope they won't have to go through the needle's eye to be given the loan. We all know just how lackadaisical this NYSC dudes can be.

IamKashyBaby:

OOOH wow! Abeeg, i wanna make friends with corpers now..see oo u can loan without interest

♡Kenn yid17
♤Lef uLefu
◇IamSinz
♧Sorftw erk

When yall gonna do ur NYSC?

The money is meant for those corps members who want to acquire skills and start a business. Not to feed poor begging newts.

OP. Be sure to add the content of the link you post next time.


Thanks.

SmellingAnus:
True it's not easy being a woman that is why I have never exchanged words with any of them on nairaland, and that day will never come

So you think it's easy being a man?

Mjshexy:
Omg..that was earth quaking

A subtle shade with the weight of a nuclear bomb. Sublime.

obontami:
..

Bros, no be small I tell you.

obontami:
ahcb_ ftrebirth y'all need to see this. Lol

SeEn, noted and laughed at tremendously.